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Kitt
11/21/21 9:47:16 AM
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Its been a particularly long, tough day at work. But once you make it back to your comfy little luxury apartment on the nice side of town, you're at momentary peace.

You do the usual -- kick your shoes off, check your phone, buying stocks on the horsing business, finding something to snack on, etc. All the while, you're calling out for your lovely partner, but they're nowhere to be found. They gotta be here, right? You saw their car outside. So you head up to your room.

On the way, you hear a commotion. There's a voice you don't recognize. It's male, kind of high pitched, and seemingly going on a rant about video games. You charge into your room to find none other than famous YouTuber YongYea absolutely railing the fuck out of your significant other on your favorite work desk.
They freeze the moment they see you.

"I'll see you guys next time! YONG OUT!," YongYea says, before jumping out the window, still naked. He doesn't even bother to open it, he just crashes through the glass.

There's an awkward silence between you and your S/O. They're still just laying there on the desk flat on their back, legs open.

S/O: So how was your day?

What do?

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Jagr_68
11/21/21 9:48:22 AM
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Kitt posted...
What do?

Like and subscribe.

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Waifu-man
11/21/21 9:49:06 AM
#3:


Kojima is Yong!

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Umbreon
11/21/21 9:52:04 AM
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I jump out the window after him.

I don't miss.

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Kitt
11/21/21 9:53:21 AM
#5:


Jagr_68 posted...
Like and subscribe.
But do you smash the like button?

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TheOtherMike
11/21/21 9:54:02 AM
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Who?
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SableWolfAngel
11/21/21 9:54:09 AM
#7:


Say "Ah-HA!!" and go on to rub it in his face that I always knew he would be a bottom if he were having sex with another dude. Then I ask all the sexy details and proceed to deed.
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MedeaLysistrata
11/21/21 9:57:26 AM
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Make a topic on CE, probably double post once no one cares

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Kitt
11/21/21 10:09:49 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Make a topic on CE, probably double post once no one cares
I'll care <3

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cjsdowg
11/21/21 10:29:56 AM
#10:


I would look at the camera and say...

Looks like I have been cyberpunked...

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Jagr_68
11/21/21 11:15:00 AM
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Kitt posted...
But do you smash the like button?

Smashing was already accomplished for notification. How do you think I went home in the first place lol.

Just a light tap will do!

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Maze_
11/21/21 11:59:58 AM
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Probably call an ambulance as some dude just jumped through a window and then plummeted about 20/30 feet onto what is likely either a car or concrete.

If he's not dead he's probably in so much pain that he wishes he was.

And then I'm not sure my insurance would cover it.

I'm guessing my SO invited him in? So let's say he smashed the window and landed on my car. What would that even come under? And would the fact he was invited in be relevant.

Fuck that's going to be a headache to deal with.

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Scotty_Rogers
11/21/21 5:09:23 PM
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Wow, TC is terrible at Scenario topics. At least try to jack my gimmick better.

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Turbam
11/21/21 5:09:51 PM
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Pissing and shitting himself

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Kitt
11/21/21 8:17:05 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Wow, TC is terrible at Scenario topics. At least try to jack my gimmick better.
Go take a nap.

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AngelicRadiance
11/21/21 8:19:12 PM
#16:


Lure him back by pretending I know Kojima personally

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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/21/21 8:21:58 PM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
Lure him back by pretending I know Kojima personally
what if the s/o was kojima

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uwnim
11/21/21 8:23:17 PM
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I don't know who that is. But this situation sounds rather ridiculous.

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Waifu-man
11/21/21 9:32:07 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
what if the s/o was kojima
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