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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 2:12:41 AM
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I love French Bread. Also French's Mustard.

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Questionmarktarius
12/04/21 2:16:32 AM
#53:


Poutine is the greatest thing the French ever did, and I'm pretty sure that's actually Quebec.
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WaterLink
12/04/21 2:17:47 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 2:19:45 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvhE7bgXaO0

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Questionmarktarius
12/04/21 2:26:05 AM
#56:


We're doing drunk music now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k9SjMpAxRM

Whiskey river don't run dry. You're all I got take care of me.
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WaterLink
12/04/21 2:33:32 AM
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JimCarrysToe
12/04/21 2:33:51 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q4VQagIJnE

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Questionmarktarius
12/04/21 2:35:21 AM
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WaterLink
12/04/21 2:38:14 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 2:46:12 AM
#61:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q4VQagIJnE

I seriously wish I could have an interview with Jim one day and just knock out those hard hitting questions. Mainly "What the hell are you thinking about?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13dfEKK6_Y

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WaterLink
12/04/21 2:47:21 AM
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YugiNoob
12/04/21 2:52:14 AM
#63:


Questionmarktarius posted...
There's allegedly a great one on the same block as my office, but I don't know a goddamn thing about French cuisine beyond poutine.
Omlette du fromage

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MabusIncarnate
12/04/21 2:53:00 AM
#64:


Trying Halo Infinite online, haven't played Halo online in like 7-8 years. This is gonna be a shitshow, then i'm gonna get booted off and never play again.

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Questionmarktarius
12/04/21 2:54:51 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Omlette du fromage
If you understand French and do not punch me in the eye when I say that, we have both failed.
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YugiNoob
12/04/21 3:00:48 AM
#66:


I speak Japanese, not French. But from what I've heard that's not the correct way to say cheese omelette lol

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Questionmarktarius
12/04/21 3:29:40 AM
#67:


is there a reason why the other five guys can't use the fatass goalie stick?
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/21 3:45:06 AM
#68:


What the fuck, why is Smackems in purgatory? He's gonna be gone a while if he doesn't have an alt.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 4:03:20 AM
#69:


Damn I feel so bad right now. My friends dad died a couple months ago. I grew up with this guy, and I finally talked to him tonight and I apologized because I obviously have a lot of shit going on right now. He lives in Phoenix now and but his mom is a wreck still. I just can't be everywhere at once. I recently broke up with my fiancee. My dad has two types of cancer. I need to take my mind off everything and I can't do it with him and I just got a ton of shit dumped on me at work and have to travel across the country in a few weeks as a result.

Why does everything have to pile up at once?

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Questionmarktarius
12/04/21 4:13:45 AM
#70:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why does everything have to pile up at once?
God really does have a sense of humor, even if He let his son take over the business some two thousand years ago.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 4:29:59 AM
#71:


I'm sorry but i'm not a religious person. If god does exist i'd like to beat the ever loving piss out of him on behalf of probably billions of people by now for various faulty work of his.

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YugiNoob
12/04/21 4:37:45 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 4:56:52 AM
#73:


I played this song for the new chick and she asked me who it was. I said..... The Devil Makes Three. She got so stoned that she forgot I sent her a couple others to her last night. I actually thought I was losing my mind and made her check and she goes "OHHHHH yeah holy fuck and I shared it on social media because I liked it so much".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9MV2mpVQQ

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TreyFlowers
12/04/21 6:19:16 AM
#74:


Questionmarktarius posted...
There's allegedly a great one on the same block as my office, but I don't know a goddamn thing about French cuisine beyond poutine.

Isn't Poutine Canadian?

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TreyFlowers
12/04/21 6:19:39 AM
#75:


But yeah had escargot tonight, love it

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and i know i'm not dead because i just threw up in my own mouth, swallowed back, this hangover ain't that bad
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 6:20:03 AM
#76:


@JimCarrysToe Thoughts on this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGb31e5ydo

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YugiNoob
12/04/21 9:16:47 AM
#77:


I got modded for the first time in ages, and it was just because of a lil meme :<

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CanuckCowboy
12/04/21 10:37:51 AM
#78:


Snow is covering everything. What the fuck did I wake up to? 3 days of 20 and now this.

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BlazinBlue88
12/04/21 10:51:13 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
There's allegedly a great one on the same block as my office, but I don't know a goddamn thing about French cuisine beyond poutine.
@Questionmarktarius How could you forget about escargot/snails? That's the main joke in most of our cartoons growing up about French food. Honestly I've had escargot and it's delicious but I really struggle over the fact I'm eating a snail. If I can convince myself that day it's a chewy mushroom slathered in butter and garlic, I'm good.

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a-c-a-b
12/04/21 11:00:03 AM
#80:


I passed out on my couch and woke up sore as a bastard. I guess I must of slept in an awkward position or something.

Getting old sucks.
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BlazinBlue88
12/04/21 11:05:07 AM
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Had a fun time at that young person party my wife's friend invited us to last night. The friend made a nerdy trivia PowerPoint for everyone to play trivia. We barely got through it because everyone was so fucking loud and too busy shitting on each other for laughs. When we left, my ears were deafened like I went to a concert. That's how loud those people were. Everyone was really friendly though.

Also those people drank like high schoolers. Jim Beam Vanilla, Jim Beam Honey, Fireball, making terrible boozy slushies with a shit ton of random things poured in it.

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BlazinBlue88
12/04/21 11:06:45 AM
#82:


a-c-a-b posted...
I passed out on my couch and woke up sore as a bastard. I guess I must of slept in an awkward position or something.

Getting old sucks.
Hey man, sleeping in an awkward position is no joke. That's not even an old person thing. I've locked up my neck sleeping wrong in my mid 20s.

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ApherosyLove
12/04/21 11:27:14 AM
#83:


Super tag. How goes it my absolute gauche?

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 12:44:11 PM
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I cocked up this morning. I set my alarm for 7am and woke up at 10:20. 20 minutes late for work and I was supposed to go do something for the new chick. I even just checked my alarm and it's set. I must have gotten up turned off and went back to bed on auto pilot.

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BlazinBlue88
12/04/21 2:02:54 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I cocked up this morning. I set my alarm for 7am and woke up at 10:20. 20 minutes late for work and I was supposed to go do something for the new chick. I even just checked my alarm and it's set. I must have gotten up turned off and went back to bed on auto pilot.
I've learned to set my phone/alarm clock out of my reach so I don't do that by accident. I have to get out of bed in order to turn off the alarm. Once I'm out of bed, I'm good.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 2:16:13 PM
#86:


I even have a normal alarm clock but I also left my phone in another room because I drained the battery last night so I was charging it and walked away.

Staying up until like 5am probably didn't help anything.

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a-c-a-b
12/04/21 2:21:36 PM
#87:


BlazinBlue88 posted...

I've learned to set my phone/alarm clock out of my reach so I don't do that by accident. I have to get out of bed in order to turn off the alarm. Once I'm out of bed, I'm good.

I've always done that too.

I've never really used the snooze option. I set the alarm for the exact time I need to be up.
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WaterLink
12/04/21 3:14:55 PM
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/21 7:35:14 PM
#89:


Wings bro just laid out a monster hit, gonna post the clip later. Dude got crushed.

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ultimate reaver
12/04/21 8:58:24 PM
#91:


successfully stopped drinking for two weeks and immediately failed to keep that promise to myself tonight hell year

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MabusIncarnate
12/04/21 9:55:07 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
successfully stopped drinking for two weeks and immediately failed to keep that promise to myself tonight hell year
Two weeks ain't bad though, good to take breaks sometimes.

Also Wings win in OT, 5 game winning streak. They are less shit than I anticipated they would be this year.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/04/21 10:18:23 PM
#93:


ultimate reaver posted...
successfully stopped drinking for two weeks and immediately failed to keep that promise to myself tonight hell year

Best I could do was 1 week. Maybe one day.

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JimCarrysToe
12/04/21 10:46:06 PM
#94:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@JimCarrysToe Thoughts on this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGb31e5ydo
U sent that to me before lol

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I seriously wish I could have an interview with Jim one day and just knock out those hard hitting questions. Mainly "What the hell are you thinking about?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13dfEKK6_Y
Im thinkin about how long a mcdonalds cup can hold liquid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1iSJMXTkPU

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JimCarrysToe
12/04/21 10:58:13 PM
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@Johnny_Nutcase i think you need a vacation. Lets take the whole drinking crew to montana to shoot at birds in a toxic lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtlPTE-UmY4

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IfGodCouldDie
12/04/21 11:51:42 PM
#96:


Smackems in purg.

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MabusIncarnate
12/04/21 11:53:38 PM
#97:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Smackems in purg.

Yeah noticed that yesterday, no telling what he said. Free Smackems!

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Pandamonic
12/05/21 12:07:38 AM
#98:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Smackems in purg.
How long does that usually last?

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MabusIncarnate
12/05/21 12:26:05 AM
#99:


Pandamonic posted...
How long does that usually last?
Could be two weeks to six months, depending on their history from what I understand. I got purged twice in my early years here, 2nd one was a month I think.

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Pandamonic
12/05/21 12:28:37 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Could be two weeks to six months, depending on their history from what I understand. I got purged twice in my early years here, 2nd one was a month I think.
Oh shit, I thought it would be a week :(

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/05/21 12:37:33 AM
#101:


JimCarrysToe posted...
@Johnny_Nutcase i think you need a vacation. Lets take the whole drinking crew to montana to shoot at birds in a toxic lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtlPTE-UmY4

I'd be all for going back to Montana.

Just got back home. Damn she keeps me late every time. Tonight got a little interesting. When I left she hugged me like 4 times. Made some Giants jokes and then said "Welll maybe if we establish more I can turn you into a Cowboys fan". Ohhhh man she has a nice body I want to eat her up already.

We also went to Walgreens for her shots and I got a 6 pack of this Shiner Weisse n Easy. Shit has fuckin dewberries in it. This is awful but this Walgreens didn't have shit for beer for some reason.

Either way i'm gettin Dranked up tonight.

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