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HylianFox
12/09/21 10:13:55 PM
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Pratt, Day, et al had better bring their fucking A-game I swear to god...

>__>

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Wetterdew
12/09/21 10:16:11 PM
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The voice actors are hardly what this movie hinges on. This movie will be garbage by virtue of being made by illumination with a goal of mass appeal. but young kids will like it anyway. Chris Pratt is a dumb choice but he won't be the reason the movie will be bad
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Zikten
12/09/21 10:23:48 PM
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Seems they aren't going this direction now, but I wonder if it would have worked if the mario movie was similar to the sonic movie. Have an animated Mario come to the real world and interact with real humans. I probably would have hated that idea a year ago. But it now sounds much better than how I think the real plan is
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Dakimakura
12/09/21 10:24:30 PM
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Don't worry, Pratt is going to make Mario normal.

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BLAKUboy
12/09/21 10:24:53 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
Chris Pratt is a dumb choice but he won't be the reason the movie will be bad
He will be a contributing factor.

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FortuneCookie
12/09/21 10:25:09 PM
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I'd already forgotten they were making a new Mario movie. Anyway, yeah. Sonic has a better film record than Mario at this point. We'll see if that changes.
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bulletproofvita
12/09/21 10:25:52 PM
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Mario can Fuck off.

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PowerOats
12/09/21 10:26:47 PM
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Cant believe we are about to have Mario vs Sonic...at the box office
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Letsago
12/09/21 11:29:46 PM
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Zikten posted...
Seems they aren't going this direction now, but I wonder if it would have worked if the mario movie was similar to the sonic movie. Have an animated Mario come to the real world and interact with real humans. I probably would have hated that idea a year ago. But it now sounds much better than how I think the real plan is
Your idea is basically the concept of New Donk City, so maybe it could work

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ElatedVenusaur
12/09/21 11:31:01 PM
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I mean, the Sonic movie has Idris Elba as Knuckles, which seems pretty great, TBH.

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JimmyFraska
12/10/21 12:03:16 AM
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Zikten posted...
Seems they aren't going this direction now, but I wonder if it would have worked if the mario movie was similar to the sonic movie. Have an animated Mario come to the real world and interact with real humans. I probably would have hated that idea a year ago. But it now sounds much better than how I think the real plan is
well what if when he came to the real world it was just chris pratt
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Zikten
12/10/21 1:01:00 AM
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JimmyFraska posted...

well what if when he came to the real world it was just chris pratt

I would hate that. I want Mario to act like Mario from the games. Chris has revealed that he is not going to talk like the games in this movie. He's just gonna be himself. Makes me wonder what the point of this movie is. I have a feeling all the other big stars will just act like themselves and not their characters.
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Smashingpmkns
12/10/21 1:11:13 AM
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"Hey Luigi should we do something about all of those gay Toads?"

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/10/21 1:33:43 AM
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I hope she made lotsa spaghetti.

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tremain07
12/10/21 8:25:01 PM
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It's definitely gonna suck harder than Sonic 2 for one reason. Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong.

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Solar_Crimson
12/12/21 8:19:16 PM
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Miyamoto's heavily involved, so it's probably going to be extremely generic and by-the-books, adhering very close to Miyamoto's vision of the Mario world.

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Lil_Bit83
12/14/21 2:00:01 PM
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I'm kinda surprised DiC never tried their hand at a movie?

I figure this is just gonna be something nice to take the kiddies too, and maybe watch when your bored and there's nothing genuinely good on.

It certainly can't be as bad as that awful and confusing, live action version.

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Lil_Bit83
12/14/21 2:00:38 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I'd already forgotten they were making a new Mario movie. Anyway, yeah. Sonic has a better film record than Mario at this point. We'll see if that changes.
That's not saying much.

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Tyranthraxus
12/14/21 2:06:23 PM
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After Gucci I think I just don't ever want to see another Hollywood attempt at an Italian accent ever again. So good on Pratt for not doing it.

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Alpha218
12/14/21 2:15:51 PM
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Mario games will continue to be massively better than most modern day Sonic games so I wont give a shit

Video game adaptations in general are shit so I have zero expectations in the first place that the Mario movie will be good

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