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Heartomaton
12/20/21 3:09:23 PM
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I would. I'd like to know how much longer I have to wait.

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KainWind
12/20/21 3:10:26 PM
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Nah

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
12/20/21 3:10:31 PM
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Yes

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DrizztLink
12/20/21 3:17:17 PM
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I would listen to them calmly, then jump out of the window shooting myself in the face if they said anything other than "right here right now."

Let's test the validity of your statistics motherfucker

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Will_VIIII
12/20/21 3:18:18 PM
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Nope.

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BlackOmnimon
12/20/21 3:19:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I would listen to them calmly, then jump out of the window shooting myself in the face if they said anything other than "right here right now."

Let's test the validity of your statistics motherfucker

You survive, but end up in a comma/vegetative state the rets of your life.

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DrizztLink
12/20/21 3:20:11 PM
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BlackOmnimon posted...
You survive, but end up in a comma/vegetative state the rets of your life.
forever nap

yessssssssssssssssssss

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Heartomaton
12/20/21 3:21:02 PM
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BlackOmnimon posted...
You survive, but end up in a comma

Punctuation?! Nooooooooooooooooooo!

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KookyCouture
12/20/21 3:21:39 PM
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No way, I'd rather enjoy life in ignorant bliss without knowing when I'm gonna pop my clogs!

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DrizztLink
12/20/21 3:24:36 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It turns out everyone who asks just gets immediately shot.

Statistically they're at 100% but repeat business is way down.

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Heartomaton
12/20/21 3:41:36 PM
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I'm going to make you itch in one hour.

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Strider102
12/20/21 4:14:03 PM
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Sure, gives me the opportunity to change my fate.

Unless I die in my sleep peacefully at 103.

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KogaSteelfang
12/20/21 4:14:55 PM
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No thanks.

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WarfireX
12/20/21 4:17:01 PM
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adding drizztlink 2 ignore. just realized wut a crappy poster he is.

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Zikten
12/20/21 4:18:00 PM
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There is a show on Netflix with this plot called Hellbound. The twist is they don't just die, they go to hell afterwards. It's Korean.
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Cokewave
12/20/21 4:21:10 PM
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Absolutely (assuming that I cant alter the fate) I would be able to live my entire life without fear.

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DrizztLink
12/20/21 5:39:13 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I am just devastated, let me tell you.

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BloodMoon7
12/20/21 5:40:37 PM
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It really doesn't matter. I'm dead in all ways except physical.

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thronedfire2
12/20/21 5:42:16 PM
#24:


yes but only because I expect it to be sooner rather than later

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