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au_gold
12/25/21 8:06:31 AM
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The same thing that happens to everything else.

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ModLogic
12/25/21 8:07:24 AM
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one of the dumbest lines ever

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DespondentDeity
12/25/21 8:09:02 AM
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Why did she go in and out of fake patois?

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Doom_Art
12/25/21 8:09:04 AM
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Such a shitty line

It makes sense that it was the only thing by Joss Whedon that was left in that script lol

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nfearurspecimn
12/25/21 8:12:32 AM
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it croaks

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Kylo_Ren_
12/25/21 8:15:24 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Such a shitty line

It makes sense that it was the only thing by Joss Whedon that was left in that script lol

I'm not crazy after all. I also questioned who the hell came up with that line? Even then when I was a kid, I was like: wtf is that?

I mean not everyone reads the cast, Josh fucking Whedon.

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Kajagogo
12/25/21 8:24:02 AM
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The line was also just delivered wrong.

I think I recall it supposed to be more like:

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"
*Kills Toad*
*shrugs shoulders, nonchalant* Hmm, the same thing as everything else.

Why Singer didn't have them re-do the scene like that is a head-scratcher.

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Nukazie
12/25/21 8:26:54 AM
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The same thing that could ruin the movie

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MedeaLysistrata
12/25/21 8:36:58 AM
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Would you rather drink kool-aid or get stomped by Storm?

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nfearurspecimn
12/25/21 8:37:23 AM
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gimmie kool-aid

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MedeaLysistrata
12/25/21 8:41:15 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
gimmie kool-aid
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R1masher
12/25/21 8:43:30 AM
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I thought it would turn into a super frog or like at least a Frankenstein frog

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au_gold
12/25/21 9:11:13 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Such a shitty line

It makes sense that it was the only thing by Joss Whedon that was left in that script lol
Huh, I never knew that.

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Noumas
12/25/21 9:13:26 PM
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So glad its recognized as a dumb line. As a kid I was very confused by it and thought that everyone else got the "joke"
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au_gold
12/27/21 8:53:17 AM
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The joke is that they kept the line in the film.

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warlock7735
12/27/21 8:55:39 AM
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I loved that line. It's such an anti joke

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Kylo_Ren_
12/27/21 1:09:32 PM
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au_gold posted...
Huh, I never knew that.

I looked it up as soon as it got mentioned.

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Gobstoppers12
12/27/21 1:11:44 PM
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Wasn't it originally part of some kind of running joke? I remember reading once that it was a sort of ironic reversal of a line Toad kept saying to people, and that those scenes were cut but Storm's line was kept because it was part of such an important scene.

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DrizztLink
12/27/21 1:11:46 PM
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If I remember right, Toad was supposed to be dropping toad facts while beating the shit out of everyone, so the line becomes a callback rather than just coming out of fucking nowhere.

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PuppetPalClem
12/27/21 1:12:24 PM
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Joss Whedon fucks everything up. The Guardians films wouldve been vastly worse if other professionals had not intervened. He thinks everything comic related needs to be an absolute sham.

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Gobstoppers12
12/27/21 1:12:34 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
If I remember right, Toad was supposed to be dropping toad facts while beating the shit out of everyone, so the line becomes a callback rather than just coming out of fucking nowhere.
Yeah, I heard this somewhere too

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gigageek1500
12/27/21 1:16:00 PM
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He and his kart get really small

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MrToothHasYou
12/27/21 1:16:19 PM
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warlock7735 posted...
I loved that line. It's such an anti joke


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Umbreon
12/27/21 1:16:43 PM
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If I was Toad, I would have just bailed when she said that. I ain't sticking around for that punchline.

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DrizztLink
12/27/21 1:18:13 PM
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Umbreon posted...
If I was Toad, I would have just bailed when she said that. I ain't sticking around for that punchline.
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"

"Nope."

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