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Heartomaton 12/29/21 2:17:59 PM #1:	The Government Asshole Inspectors will be here soon, and if your sphincter is not in immaculate condition when they see it, well... no one survives in the toilet paper factory for long. You remember what happened to Ol' Stanky. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961307484] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>The Government Asshole Inspectors will be here soon, and if your sphincter is not in immaculate condition when they see it, well... no one survives in the toilet paper factory for long. You remember what happened to Ol' Stanky. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 12/29/21 2:19:01 PM #2:	imagine not bleaching your ass daily --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:961307512] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>imagine not bleaching your ass daily </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 12/29/21 2:20:56 PM #3:	y'know those suction things they use at the dentist <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:961307548] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>y'know those suction things they use at the dentist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 12/29/21 2:26:07 PM #4:	Isnt that why theres a toilet brush next to the toilet so when you use the toilet you then use the toilet brush? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:961307713] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>Isnt that why theres a toilet brush next to the toilet so when you use the toilet you then use the toilet brush? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 12/29/21 2:27:13 PM #5:	I just shit and it was loamy af Im failing the test --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:961307737] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>I just shit and it was loamy af Im failing the test </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 12/29/21 2:27:18 PM #6:	I have a bidet. My butt is always clean. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. <cite>LostForest posted [p:961307740] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>I have a bidet. My butt is always clean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelicRadiance 12/29/21 2:27:36 PM #7:	My anus is impeccable sir --- https://large.horse <cite>AngelicRadiance posted [p:961307748] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>My anus is impeccable sir </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 12/29/21 2:28:24 PM #8:	I can be in and out of the shower to clean it in less time than that. --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:961307763] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>I can be in and out of the shower to clean it in less time than that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/29/21 3:01:28 PM #9:	I see a few overconfident people who the G.A.I. are not going to take kindly to. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961308662] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>I see a few overconfident people who the G.A.I. are not going to take kindly to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kiyune 12/29/21 3:24:35 PM #10:	I just got out of the shower --- The legend has been silenced for over seven hundred years... And now, the mystery unfolds. <cite>Kiyune posted [p:961309184] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>I just got out of the shower </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 12/29/21 3:33:58 PM #11:	Thats my secret Cap, my asshole is always perfectly clean --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:961309400] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>Thats my secret Cap, my asshole is always perfectly clean </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/29/21 3:42:28 PM #12:	imagine not having a butt dremel --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:961309578] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>imagine not having a butt dremel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedLuigi 12/29/21 3:43:14 PM #13:	I thought it was self-cleaning?! --- It's-a-me! Green Mario! <cite>RedLuigi posted [p:961309594] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>I thought it was self-cleaning?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 12/29/21 3:43:50 PM #14:	Im 5 steps from a shower so im good also my butthole is always clean anyway because wetwipes rule --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:961309611] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>Im 5 steps from a shower so im good also my butthole is always clean anyway because wetwipes rule </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 12/29/21 3:46:01 PM #15:	It was a sad life before I discovered pulling your ass cheeks as far as they can go while pooping, now I hardly have to wipe and save so much money on toilet paper. <cite>bknight posted [p:961309659] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>It was a sad life before I discovered pulling your ass cheeks as far as they can go while pooping, now I hardly have to wipe and save so much money on toilet paper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 12/29/21 3:49:43 PM #16:	SSJGrimReaper posted... imagine not bleaching your ass daily I sincerely hope you don't mean only once a day, that would be gross --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:961309765] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>imagine not bleaching your ass daily</quote> I sincerely hope you don't mean only once a day, that would be gross </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag 12/29/21 3:51:07 PM #17:	bknight posted... It was a sad life before I discovered pulling your ass cheeks as far as they can go while pooping, now I hardly have to wipe and save so much money on toilet paper. Wat --- https://i.imgur.com/gGHBH0F.jpg https://i.imgur.com/rNfCKIS.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Fj3wSVn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/OoMcG77.jpg <cite>Cookie Bag posted [p:961309801] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>It was a sad life before I discovered pulling your ass cheeks as far as they can go while pooping, now I hardly have to wipe and save so much money on toilet paper.</quote>Wat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enderknight17 12/29/21 3:56:21 PM #18:	LostForest posted... I have a bidet. My butt is always clean. --- RIP BigAirDay aka Bill. Not changing this signature until the Carolina Panthers win the Super Bowl. Signature started 10/30/11 <cite>Enderknight17 posted [p:961309945] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>I have a bidet. My butt is always clean.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 12/29/21 3:57:35 PM #19:	Master Kazuya posted... I sincerely hope you don't mean only once a day, that would be gross I'm no savage, three bleaches minimum --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:961309971] in You have e... [t:79831167]...</cite> <quote>Master Kazuya posted... </cite> <quote>I sincerely hope you don't mean only once a day, that would be gross</quote>I'm no savage, three bleaches minimum </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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