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Slayerblade11
01/01/22 9:55:38 AM
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When Electro fell into that vat of eels it fixed the gap between his teeth
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Kitt
01/01/22 9:58:30 AM
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A byproduct of getting superpowers is that you get turned into a Chad.


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Laserion
01/01/22 10:00:30 AM
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In fiction, radioactivity, electricity and chemicals give you superpowers.
In real life, they give you cancer, electrocution or corrosive burns

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Jagr_68
01/01/22 10:14:37 AM
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When Clark Kent said he wanted to be Superman he no longer needed a car ever again...or a razor...or freezer...or a microwave...or power tools...or a gym membership...etc

Really all the guy needed in life was a woman and a job to pay the rent.

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DrizztLink
01/01/22 10:16:01 AM
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You can't see it, but he actually grew compound eyes like a spider.

There's just so many and they're so detailed it looks like he still has human eyes.

also every single one of them is nearsighted with a different prescription so his glasses don't work anymore

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Thompson
01/01/22 10:29:07 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
You can't see it, but he actually grew compound eyes like a spider.
Spiders don't have compound eyes.

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DrizztLink
01/01/22 10:33:15 AM
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Thompson posted...
Spiders don't have compound eyes.
...must you crush my shitpost from the foundations

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Thompson
01/01/22 10:36:10 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
...must you crush my shitpost from the foundations
Well, Spida Dood could have tube eyes, right?

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DrizztLink
01/01/22 10:48:07 AM
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Thompson posted...
Well, Spida Dood could have tube eyes, right?
It's just not the same.

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lilORANG
01/01/22 10:49:05 AM
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When Penguin got bit by that penguin, he just got a limp.

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thekosmicfool part 2
01/01/22 10:50:28 AM
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When Super got bit by that man, he had to start wearing glasses

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pegusus123456
01/01/22 7:04:46 PM
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Kitt posted...
A byproduct of getting superpowers is that you get turned into a Chad.
In the Tobey moves, he's looking down his pants when he says there's been a big change.

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Guide
01/01/22 7:06:05 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
In the Tobey moves, he's looking down his pants when he says there's been a big change.

pedipalps.

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hockeybub89
01/01/22 7:06:45 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
In the Tobey moves, he's looking down his pants when he says there's been a big change.
Does he shoot web from anywhere else?

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Jiek_Fafn
01/01/22 7:14:58 PM
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Laserion posted...
In fiction, radioactivity, electricity and chemicals give you superpowers.
In real life, they give you cancer, electrocution or corrosive burns
Tbf he gave MJ cancer from webbing inside her

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Guide
01/01/22 7:16:10 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Tbf he gave MJ cancer from webbing inside her

He gave me cancer just reading about that arc.

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WorsCaseOntario
01/01/22 7:18:05 PM
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I just assumed it was because spiders have relatively good eyesight or something

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DD Divine
01/01/22 10:28:25 PM
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When Abin Sur put a ring on it Hal became Green Lantern

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