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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:15:09 AM
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You know how sometimes you notice you have a cut or bruise and you have no idea how it got there? And you look around cause maybe you're stupid and left glass shards around the floor but nope, no idea wtf could've caused that injury.

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SiO4
01/02/22 4:15:58 AM
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It just means you've been having fun.

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viewmaster_pi
01/02/22 4:16:25 AM
#3:


the glass bandit strikes again

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NashtheLion
01/02/22 4:17:13 AM
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Stop being a klutz!
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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:17:45 AM
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SiO4 posted...
It just means you've been having fun.
I wish. I'm just sitting around trying not to freeze my ass off. Only sharp object I have is a knife but it's still wrapped. I mostly use plastic and cardboard shit cause I know I'm stupid and shouldn't be allowed in kitchens.

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:18:27 AM
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NashtheLion posted...
Stop being a klutz!
*trips and lands on a penis*

Oh no

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viewmaster_pi
01/02/22 4:18:47 AM
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mods!!!! it's happening!

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:20:19 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
mods!!!! it's happening!

I can say penis whenever I want and no one's gonna stop me

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viewmaster_pi
01/02/22 4:23:18 AM
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wanna fuckin BET?

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Notti
01/02/22 4:23:26 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...

*trips and lands on a penis*

Oh no


mysterious injuries and mysterious penii.

calm down now.

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:26:10 AM
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Notti posted...
mysterious injuries and mysterious penii.

calm down now.
Only difference between a knoife and a wang is *moddable graphic description* and that's how I met your mother kids.

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nfearurspecimn
01/02/22 4:26:51 AM
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that only started happening when I turned 30+

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DeadBankerDream
01/02/22 4:29:44 AM
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This topic went places I wasn't expecting.

I'm not mad about it.

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:30:43 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
that only started happening when I turned 30+
I'm in my 20s and every morning one of my bones audibly cracks. Probably will start needing a cane at 30.

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nfearurspecimn
01/02/22 4:31:31 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm in my 20s and every morning one of my bones audibly cracks. Probably will start needing a cane at 30.
good >:)

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:32:26 AM
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Ok so the difference is people don't want to feel a a knife in their guts.

Ok fucking mod me. I'm so tired of being restrained by the RULES and not the kinky kind of restrained. There are NO children on CE.

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viewmaster_pi
01/02/22 4:41:36 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
There are NO children on CE.
man children count

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:44:29 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
man children count
I should make my own website. Black man ass will be allowed.

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nfearurspecimn
01/02/22 4:47:09 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I should make my own website. Black man ass will be allowed.
can I come

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:51:13 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
can I come
Do it outside

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nfearurspecimn
01/02/22 4:51:41 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Do it outside
that's a sin according to the bible (not jokin)

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BloodMoon7
01/02/22 4:59:14 AM
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:0

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g0ldie
01/02/22 5:05:11 AM
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that's why you bless yourself, like when you sneeze, afterwards

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nfearurspecimn
01/02/22 5:05:49 AM
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g0ldie posted...
that's why you bless yourself, like when you sneeze, afterwards
I'm supposed to bless myself? What happens if I don't...

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viewmaster_pi
01/02/22 5:06:05 AM
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ah yes, achoo, bless me, thanks

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g0ldie
01/02/22 5:09:40 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I'm supposed to bless myself? What happens if I don't...
it's probably too late for you by this point

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nfearurspecimn
01/02/22 5:10:05 AM
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g0ldie posted...
it's probably too late for you by this point
v_v si true

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Kajagogo
01/02/22 5:10:52 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
You know how sometimes you notice you have a cut or bruise and you have no idea how it got there?

I get those all the time, and I hate it.

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