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Fresh strawberries + a little lemon curd

The only other time I have ever heard of fruit leather is a single episode of MST3K.

To be honest, I thought they made it up for the show.

Heartomaton posted...

The only other time I have ever heard of fruit leather is a single episode of MST3K.

To be honest, I thought they made it up for the show.

Have you never heard of fruit roll up or fruit by the foot?

Tyranthraxus posted...

Have you never heard of fruit roll up or fruit by the foot?

Of course, but precisely 0 people refer to those things as fruit leather in conversation.

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That is a dehydrator.

It's this one specifically:
SAHARA Folding Food Dehydrator (Stainless Steel Shelves) | Brod & Taylor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SQMVLFH/

I knew some people that used their dehydrators that they had for jerky to make it up in Minnesota

Alteres posted...

I knew some people that used their dehydrators that they had for jerky to make it up in Minnesota

I also use it for jerky but I don't have any meat right now. I also wanted to try something different.

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Man I love eating that shit warm straight out of the dehydrator it's like nothing you can find in any stores it's a completely different world.

Also if you know you're gonna eat it all in a few days you can use fatty meat which tastes better but you can't buy because fat does not preserve.

I used to eat apricot leather all the time as a kid.

What cuts do you guys use for beef jerky?

Tyranthraxus posted...

That is a dehydrator.

It's this one specifically:
SAHARA Folding Food Dehydrator (Stainless Steel Shelves) | Brod & Taylor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SQMVLFH/

400 bones sounds kinda pricey for a food dehydrator. I hope dem doors are tempered glass. I wonder how it performs against the much cheaper Ronocco dehydrator,

TIL: fruit leather is to eat and not a textile

Heartomaton posted...

The only other time I have ever heard of fruit leather is a single episode of MST3K.

To be honest, I thought they made it up for the show.

I always understood it as an old timey way to refer to fruit roll ups. Its actually pretty good stuff.

teep_ posted...

TIL: fruit leather is to eat and not a textile

Maybe if you're a coward. Catch me at the club in my assless fruit leather chaps.

Hambo the Hog posted...

Maybe if you're a coward. Catch me at the club in my assless fruit leather chaps.

I always wear fruit leather panties in case I need a snack while I am out and about.

Robot2600 posted...

I always wear fruit leather panties in case I need a snack while I am out and about.

Now that's using your noggin. And your junk too!

UghWhoCares posted...

What cuts do you guys use for beef jerky?

Eye round for long term storage, top sirloin for short term.

Hambo the Hog posted...

Maybe if you're a coward. Catch me at the club in my assless fruit leather chaps.

True story I sold this along with fruit leather panties once. They're novelties meant to be eaten during sex (at least partially).

mustachedmystic posted...

400 bones sounds kinda pricey for a food dehydrator. I hope dem doors are tempered glass. I wonder how it performs against the much cheaper Ronocco dehydrator,

The reason why it's so expensive is because it's collapsible. You can fit it into nice tight spots when you're not using it to make room for other shit.

Anyway bad news it looks like I spread the fruit a little too thin so it might not peel off properly. Starting to look more like it'll tear up in small chunks when I start to peel it. I dramatically underestimated how much of a strawberry is empty air. I need like triple the amount of strawberries that I actually used.

Top sirloin jerky sounds fucking amazing

Tyranthraxus posted...

True story I sold this along with fruit leather panties once. They're novelties meant to be eaten during sex (at least partially).

Neat! Did you make those yourself too? That's quite the diverse skillset.

Hambo the Hog posted...

Neat! Did you make those yourself too? That's quite the diverse skillset.

No those were prepackaged. This was a corporate retail job. They were next to the anatomically correct inflatable sheep sex doll.

Anyway, SUCCESS

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Here's a picture with the window in the back so you can see the light.

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Hambo the Hog posted...

Maybe if you're a coward. Catch me at the club in my assless fruit leather chaps.

Did they come without an ass or did someone get hungry on the drive over?

Tyranthraxus posted...

No those were prepackaged. This was a corporate retail job. They were next to the anatomically correct inflatable sheep sex doll.

Aw okay. Anyway, congrats on your success with the fruit leather! Hope it's delicious.

DrizztLink posted...

Did they come without an ass or did someone get hungry on the drive over?

Ain't nobody can resist this booty. ;0

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Hambo the Hog posted...

Aw okay. Anyway, congrats on your success with the fruit leather! Hope it's delicious.

I already ate the whole thing.

It was good.

But it could be better.
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I need more fruit and a tray specifically designed for it to get uniform thickness so I don't end up with crispy edges again.

you literally never heard of fruit leather?

oh, I misinterpreted your first post then