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UnfairRepresent 01/10/22 9:06:03 AM #1:	Suddenly people all over the world are infertile. There are hardly any new pregnancies and doctors are flummoxed. For a long time no one understands why why only a few pregnancies are being conceived until it's discovered that only gamers are able to breed. Even non gamer sperm at banks is worthless The medical explanation is unknown but the only fertile men and women on Earth are people who legitimately enjoy video games. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/5/AAZiH8AACLIn.jpg How do you react? How do you think the world would react? What do you think would happen? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961627965] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>Suddenly people all over the world are infertile. There are hardly any new pregnancies and doctors are flummoxed. For a long time no one understands why why only a few pregnancies are being conceived until it's discovered that only gamers are able to breed. Even non gamer sperm at banks is worthless The medical explanation is unknown but the only fertile men and women on Earth are people who legitimately enjoy video games. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/5/AAZiH8AACLIn.jpg How do you react? How do you think the world would react? What do you think would happen? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MurderousNomad 01/10/22 9:08:08 AM #2:	Uh, One I freak the fuck out. Two, we would all freak the fuck out! Three, we would most likely go extinct or at least close. ~~Why did I add a cause before the edit?~~ --- A b**** is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on nature. Nature is a dog. Trees have bark. And nature is beautiful, so thanks. <cite>MurderousNomad posted [p:961627990] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>Uh, One I freak the fuck out. Two, we would all freak the fuck out! Three, we would most likely go extinct or at least close. Why did I add a cause before the edit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIe 01/10/22 9:09:31 AM #3:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AATb69AACyrE.jpg Evolution. You may not like it but this is what peak performence looks like. --- Play what you love and the damage will come. <cite>FabIe posted [p:961628007] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AATb69AACyrE.jpg Evolution. You may not like it but this is what peak performence looks like. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/10/22 2:04:57 PM #4:	FabIe posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AATb69AACyrE.jpg Evolution. You may not like it but this is what peak performence looks like. The hands the Gamecube controller was designed for --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961634667] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>FabIe posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AATb69AACyrE.jpg Evolution. You may not like it but this is what peak performence looks like.</quote>The hands the Gamecube controller was designed for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fohstick 01/10/22 2:06:59 PM #5:	someone needs to make a manga from this <cite>fohstick posted [p:961634732] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>someone needs to make a manga from this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 01/10/22 2:09:47 PM #9:	Humanity is extinct within fifty years. Likely less, due to Doritos and Mtn Dew. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:961634813] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>Humanity is extinct within fifty years. Likely less, due to Doritos and Mtn Dew. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/10/22 3:37:16 PM #10:	Questionmarktarius posted... Humanity is extinct within fifty years. Likely less, due to Doritos and Mtn Dew. but there's millions of gamers --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961637200] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Humanity is extinct within fifty years. Likely less, due to Doritos and Mtn Dew.</quote>but there's millions of gamers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 01/10/22 3:38:27 PM #11:	I've already bred --- Currently playing: Shin Megami Tensei V <cite>bsp77 posted [p:961637221] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>I've already bred </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 01/10/22 3:38:52 PM #12:	The future is Gamer --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:961637230] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>The future is Gamer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Norman_Smiley 01/10/22 3:49:27 PM #13:	we're fine. everyone games even if you don't count it as real gaming. those that don't would gladly do so. suddenly PS5s and Xbox whatevers are available. South Koreans are the new bulls. --- http://i.imgur.com/BVBQC.jpg The big wiggle equals ratings. <cite>Norman_Smiley posted [p:961637508] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>we're fine. everyone games even if you don't count it as real gaming. those that don't would gladly do so. suddenly PS5s and Xbox whatevers are available. South Koreans are the new bulls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HyperShadow23J 01/10/22 3:52:55 PM #14:	life is a game --- Jigga the ****, even when he rhyme in third person Hova the god, I should be rappin with turban -Jay z <cite>HyperShadow23J posted [p:961637597] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>life is a game </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 01/10/22 4:07:04 PM #15:	This one guy told me I'm not a gamer because I said Nintendo was my favorite :'( I won't be having any kids, CURSE YOU MARIOOOOOO! --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 31; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:961637978] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>This one guy told me I'm not a gamer because I said Nintendo was my favorite :'( I won't be having any kids, CURSE YOU MARIOOOOOO! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/10/22 5:34:49 PM #16:	Norman_Smiley posted... we're fine. everyone games even if you don't count it as real gaming. those that don't would gladly do so. suddenly PS5s and Xbox whatevers are available. South Koreans are the new bulls. Norman_Smiley posted... we're fine. everyone games even if you don't count it as real gaming. those that don't would gladly do so. suddenly PS5s and Xbox whatevers are available. South Koreans are the new bulls. You don't just have to game You have to enjoy gaming. You can't make Obama play Among us for 5 hours and suddenly he's fertile again --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961640470] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>Norman_Smiley posted... </cite> <quote>we're fine. everyone games even if you don't count it as real gaming. those that don't would gladly do so. suddenly PS5s and Xbox whatevers are available. South Koreans are the new bulls.</quote> Norman_Smiley posted... </cite> <quote>we're fine. everyone games even if you don't count it as real gaming. those that don't would gladly do so. suddenly PS5s and Xbox whatevers are available. South Koreans are the new bulls.</quote>You don't just have to game You have to enjoy gaming. You can't make Obama play Among us for 5 hours and suddenly he's fertile again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 01/10/22 5:48:52 PM #17:	GAMERS RlSE UP --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:961640828] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>GAMERS RlSE UP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/12/22 12:20:05 PM #18:	rexcrk posted... GAMERS RlSE UP Well they gon rise alright --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961686998] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>GAMERS RlSE UP</quote>Well they gon rise alright </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 01/12/22 12:32:13 PM #19:	Humanity would cease to exist in 5 years --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun CEO of Antifa <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:961687327] in Hypothetic... [t:79847478]...</cite> <quote>Humanity would cease to exist in 5 years </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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