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420TwiZtiD420
01/11/22 1:09:47 PM
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TMNT or otherwise. Something about pulling your limbs inside your shell and being "home" is really appealing.

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Touch
01/11/22 1:11:02 PM
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But also really dark if you get put on your back and then you're fucked unless someone helps you


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R1masher
01/11/22 1:11:08 PM
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I can do that with my penis

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Bishop_Hastur
01/11/22 1:11:12 PM
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Do you also like hermit crabs?

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420TwiZtiD420
01/11/22 1:13:02 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
Do you also like hermit crabs?
Sure why not? It's like the original tiny house.

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420TwiZtiD420
01/11/22 3:25:17 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Exactly

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Lost_All_Senses
01/11/22 3:29:54 PM
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I like picking up turtles and screaming "Your rents due motha fucka! I know you're in there!"

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420TwiZtiD420
01/11/22 3:30:34 PM
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So do they take money out of their right pocket and put it into their left pocket?

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Damn_Underscore
01/11/22 3:30:47 PM
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Cats do this too

but only with their fingertips

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SiO4
01/11/22 3:37:54 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y


So I guess that settles that, we know which CEman that is.
One down but so many more to go.

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Smackems
01/11/22 3:38:31 PM
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No YOU DONT

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Zanzenburger
01/11/22 3:41:14 PM
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I own eight turtles/tortoises. I'm hoping to start a turtle rescue one day.

Touch posted...
But also really dark if you get put on your back and then you're fucked unless someone helps you
You're thinking of tortoises. Turtles (as in, the aquatic kind) can actually flip themselves back around pretty easily. Basically like this:
https://youtu.be/rBSzkWaDmLU?t=73


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Smackems
01/11/22 3:42:47 PM
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Zanzenburger posted...
I own eight turtles/tortoises. I'm hoping to start a turtle rescue one day.

You're thinking of tortoises. Turtles (as in, the aquatic kind) can actually flip themselves back around pretty easily. Basically like this:
https://youtu.be/rBSzkWaDmLU?t=73


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420TwiZtiD420
01/11/22 6:13:22 PM
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Smackems posted...
No YOU DONT
Yes, yes I do.

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