Current Events > Scenario: The entire country of Canada, from the land to the people, vanishes.

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Heartomaton
01/15/22 9:45:03 PM
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It was there one second, now it's gone. Poof. No more Canada. Just open ocean.

The entire landmass, perfectly cut along the borders, vanishes along with each and every single living thing on it.

Alaska is just there by itself now.

Mysteriously, if someone calls the phone number of any person or place that used to be there, they'll hear the ringing and possibly even get that person's voicemail, but no one will ever pick up. So clearly what was there is somewhere, but no one knows where that is.


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FortuneCookie
01/15/22 9:46:07 PM
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I'd be sad to lose the people and the wildlife.
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Dingydang166
01/15/22 9:46:13 PM
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I don't think anyone would even notice for at least a day or two tbh
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Questionmarktarius
01/15/22 9:47:54 PM
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It would fuck up the oceans worldwide.
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Jiek_Fafn
01/15/22 9:48:20 PM
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In a gigantic scandal it is now a known fact to the entire world that the United States is bald

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StarDestroyer
01/15/22 9:48:58 PM
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Leave Canada alone!
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AngelicRadiance
01/15/22 9:49:06 PM
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I suddenly live in a coastal state

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Vicious_Dios
01/15/22 9:49:50 PM
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Looks like we'd have to get our lumber all from South America now.

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LanHikari10
01/15/22 9:50:50 PM
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someone must think I live in Canada.

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AngelicRadiance
01/15/22 9:54:00 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
someone must think I live in Canada.
Who could that be?

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Wedge Antilles
01/15/22 9:54:50 PM
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Guess I'll vanish then.

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LanHikari10
01/15/22 9:57:04 PM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
Who could that be?
I'm not sure. I don't think I'll ever know!

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3PiesAndAFork
01/15/22 9:57:55 PM
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Hopefully I get transported to a utopia.

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257Loner
01/15/22 9:58:15 PM
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You might think such a thing impossible, yet here we arein the Twilight Zone.

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Simp
01/15/22 10:01:07 PM
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When spring unfolds the beechen-leaf and sap is in the bough,
When light is on the wild-wood stream, and wind is on the brow,
When stride is long, and breath is deep, and keen the mountain air,
Come back to me! Come back to me, and say my land is fair!

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Proto_Spark
01/15/22 10:02:49 PM
#18:


As a Canadian, I wonder what it'll feel like randomly disappearing into the void like that.

I hope its comfortable.
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Gamerguymass
01/15/22 10:06:03 PM
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Depends.

Do we get 3,000 miles of beach front property now or does the land just drop off as bunch of cliffs like you see in Ireland?

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Heartomaton
01/15/22 10:08:44 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Depends.

Do we get 3,000 miles of beach front property now or does the land just drop off as bunch of cliffs like you see in Ireland?

The land just ends perfectly down the center of where the border used to be.

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Zikten
01/15/22 10:10:35 PM
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As an Alaskan, it would be weird to suddenly be on an island. My day to day life probably wouldn't change much though
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synth_real
01/15/22 10:32:23 PM
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Will this finally settle the international quarrel over whether Canada, Russia, or Norway owns the North Pole?

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Shotgunnova
01/15/22 10:48:21 PM
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I'm sure Canada will phase back in before the next untap step.

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dave_is_slick
01/15/22 10:49:17 PM
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Seems like a Broken Masquerade situation.

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rodu_jr
01/16/22 10:16:36 AM
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the northern coastline of the US would just be sheer massive cliffs
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K181
01/16/22 10:18:51 AM
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Then it'd be a permanent fact that an American team was champion in the Canadian Football League more recently than a Canadian team has been champion in the National Hockey League.

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J03can
01/16/22 12:18:37 PM
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Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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