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AngelicRadiance
01/16/22 1:17:25 PM
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Do you own a sex toy?


Don't be shy CE.

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phat32
01/16/22 1:18:52 PM
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I have this huge dildo that I want to use as a prank at work but haven't grown the courage yet.
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DeadBankerDream
01/16/22 1:19:16 PM
#4:


Yes, I have a girlfriend.

No I don't :(

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 1:19:46 PM
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yes myself

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BroodRyu
01/16/22 1:20:03 PM
#7:


Nope.
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bsp77
01/16/22 1:20:06 PM
#8:


Do restraints count?

I bought quite a few toys with my ex gf, but she kept those. Only have the restraints with my current one.

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Hummer 2
01/16/22 1:20:48 PM
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Im wearing my buttplug as I post
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Stewman_Magoo
01/16/22 1:21:13 PM
#10:


Yes and so does my wife

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Simp
01/16/22 1:21:58 PM
#11:


phat32 posted...
I have this huge dildo that I want to use as a prank at work but haven't grown the courage yet.
going for that sexual harassment complaint?

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Hummer 2
01/16/22 1:24:26 PM
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Simp posted...
going for that sexual harassment complaint?

DILDO PRANK GONE WRONG AT WORK *emotional*
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a-c-a-b
01/16/22 1:24:35 PM
#13:


Not currently.

But I have had a Fleshlight before.

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ChocoboMogALT
01/16/22 1:24:44 PM
#14:


How many people voting no are single?

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 1:25:36 PM
#15:


only myself

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Jiek_Fafn
01/16/22 1:25:37 PM
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phat32 posted...
I have this huge dildo that I want to use as a prank at work but haven't grown the courage yet.
Girls I work with have an ongoing prank over the past 5 years where they hide a dildo in surprising places. They'll go to file something--dildo. Go to grab more tp in the bathroom--dildo. What's that dragging from the bumper?--dildo. Lunch is here. Here's your order--dildo.

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GeorgeKostanza
01/16/22 1:25:40 PM
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phat32 posted...
I have this huge dildo that I want to use as a prank at work but haven't grown the courage yet.

Use it for taking out car dents. Be a hero, not a zero. Twirls blue dildo and walks away

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moh82sy
01/16/22 1:26:22 PM
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Do Furbies count?

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WilliamPorygon
01/16/22 1:27:24 PM
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I have a Bad Dragon Kona (which I really only use as an art piece) and an Orca2 (which I don't)

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thronedfire2
01/16/22 1:28:47 PM
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No but I was thinking about getting one >_>

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Dakimakura
01/16/22 1:34:04 PM
#21:


Men in society are shamed for having a device that provides pleasure.

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DeathDeathSong
01/16/22 1:34:14 PM
#22:


i have like 5 vibrators

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 1:34:48 PM
#23:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-i8HYi1QH0
sonic toys

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AngelicRadiance
01/16/22 1:35:50 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
i have like 5 vibrators
I only own one, I feel like I'm missing out now lol

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 1:36:26 PM
#26:


I don't like the concept of sex toys

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Heartomaton
01/16/22 1:36:50 PM
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I have a fleshlight. The second I've owned.

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Slayerblade11
01/16/22 1:37:32 PM
#28:


What are men sex toys called? Pocket pussies?
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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 1:38:39 PM
#29:


Bloodmoon7 is my sex toy

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bsp77
01/16/22 1:41:14 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
Bloodmoon7 is my sex toy
Not cool, man

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Machete
01/16/22 1:44:34 PM
#31:


Yes

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 1:46:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0UUDy_5ik&list=RDMM&index=4

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HistoricHero
01/16/22 1:46:43 PM
#33:


Yeah, my ding ding is a sex toy.
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AngelicRadiance
01/16/22 1:49:32 PM
#34:


nfearurspecimn posted...
Bloodmoon7 is my sex toy
wtf

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 1:50:19 PM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejoEUpUSIiU&list=RDMM&index=8

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thronedfire2
01/16/22 2:04:49 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
Bloodmoon7 is my sex toy

are you trying to make her leave now?

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Extreme_light
01/16/22 2:05:49 PM
#37:


Own multiple. Cock rings are truly amazing

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KogaSteelfang
01/16/22 2:21:07 PM
#38:


Nope.

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synth_real
01/16/22 2:34:08 PM
#39:


I own quite the collection of them

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MrMallard
01/16/22 2:36:45 PM
#40:


I own many sex toys.

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AngelicRadiance
01/16/22 2:45:39 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejoEUpUSIiU&list=RDMM&index=8
Uh okay? Why're you being weird?

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ThyCorndog
01/16/22 2:48:41 PM
#42:


I do not

I bought a fleshlight once and threw it out like the next day when post-nut clarity made me think it was weird to have one

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greyfox747
01/16/22 2:50:00 PM
#43:


AngelicRadiance posted...
Uh okay? Why're you being weird?
Thats what he does. Hes just an incredibly creepy person

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MaxEffingBemis
01/16/22 2:56:23 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/2/AAajbYAACz6k.jpg

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HylianFox
01/16/22 3:09:11 PM
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yeah. my penis

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RedLuigi
01/16/22 3:09:54 PM
#46:


Nah, I feel like Id love it too much and then not feel for anyone being locked in my own I

Then again I dunno.. seeing as I dont have one

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LinkPizza
01/16/22 3:21:16 PM
#47:


Yeah. A box of them. All bought within the last couple of years, I believe. I bought them for a few different reasons. But I dont really use them a lot. And currently, I dont have them with me. They are in a box in my truck, which is at the dealership right now

Slayerblade11 posted...
What are men sex toys called? Pocket pussies?

Yes. Or fleshlight. Or fleshjacks

ThyCorndog posted...
I bought a fleshlight once and threw it out like the next day when post-nut clarity made me think it was weird to have one

Thats weird. I think some are pretty pricey. Plus, once the post-but clarity is gone, it wouldnt be weird anymore. Probably should have got the disposable ones Theyre cheaper

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 3:54:13 PM
#48:


AngelicRadiance posted...
Uh okay? Why're you being weird?
I'm a psycho

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accord
01/16/22 3:56:38 PM
#49:


yeah i owned a fleshlight but its too much work to put lube then clean it and shit
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NinjaWarrior455
01/16/22 4:00:10 PM
#50:


I have a few (fleshlights and anal toys) but I don't use them much if at all because I live at home still.

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