Poll of the Day > Fun fact. You can become your very own RPG hero today! For free!

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It's really simple! It's cheap too! Just step outside your home and vow to not rest until you've slain the leader of the evil empire for their many transgressions! You don't need to wait to be isekaied off to some fantasy world or hope to die and get reborn as a magic bunny girl or live out your meaningless life in a cubicle call center. Just get up and start walking! It's all there! Find chests out in the wild! They're usually green or brown and full of vendor trash. Get yourself a weapon, a knife is a decent choice but a gun can also work in certain areas. Fight enemies and take their cash from them when you defeat them. Vow undying enmity upon the evil empire until you've defeated it's leader. Utilize potions full of mysterious substances that make you feel better. Tame your very own animal companion! Live off the fat of the land via scavaging just like the game devs intended! YOU CAN BECOME YOUR VERY OWN RPG HERO!

Warning: The power of friendship is extremely intoxicating but the evil emperor/empress possesses more of it it. Do not attempt to slay them with the power of friendship. They have more and you will lose.