Current Events > Woman on dating site: 'Hope your dick is bigger than my dog's'

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SrRd_RacinG
01/20/22 12:12:23 PM
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Wtf. How can one even respond to that?

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CyricZ
01/20/22 12:12:52 PM
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Don't.

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viewmaster_pi
01/20/22 12:16:43 PM
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certainly not longer than her prison sentence

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K181
01/20/22 12:16:49 PM
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Ew

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Criminalt
01/20/22 12:21:03 PM
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"Sounds like you need a bigger dog."

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cardgum
01/20/22 12:25:13 PM
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You just know.

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TeaMilk
01/20/22 12:28:12 PM
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And that woman was Gilberto

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Dakimakura
01/20/22 12:30:22 PM
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Hopefully yes.

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Hop103
01/20/22 12:31:02 PM
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That sounds like a red flag as in wtf is she doing to the dog.

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V-E-G-Y-
01/20/22 12:32:13 PM
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Report her

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Omnislasher
01/20/22 2:15:30 PM
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sounds like she has a sense of humor, probably knows where to score some good blow

you guys should lighten up
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Lost_All_Senses
01/20/22 2:18:21 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
sounds like she has a sense of humor

Do we really wanna see where that humor leads? >_>. That's her entry joke. Im goooood

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ModLogic
01/20/22 2:20:28 PM
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report to the feds for animal abuse

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BeesKnees
01/20/22 2:23:44 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Wtf. How can one even respond to that?
ask her if she likes doggystyle

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Were_Wyrm
01/20/22 2:23:56 PM
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Obviously you reply with "I hope your pussy is tighter than my cats."

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StarsOfCCTV
01/20/22 2:27:09 PM
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I think the important question is what breed of dog does she have.

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Number090684
01/20/22 2:27:45 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Don't.

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FortuneCookie
01/20/22 2:34:21 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Obviously you reply with "I hope your pussy is tighter than my cats."

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Xethuminra
01/20/22 2:36:08 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg1t_nGaDLs
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ThyCorndog
01/20/22 3:13:53 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/4/AAF8aeAAC1CA.jpg

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Pepys Monster
01/20/22 3:14:35 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
sounds like she has a sense of humor, probably knows where to score some good blow

you guys should lighten up
That's a huge leap.

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Sheiky-Baby
01/20/22 3:14:48 PM
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Maybe she meant dawg.

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Omnislasher
01/20/22 3:31:40 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
That's a huge leap.
just trust me bro
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Lost_All_Senses
01/20/22 3:33:14 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
just trust me bro

It's not a trust thing. It's a standards thing.

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Omnislasher
01/20/22 3:35:31 PM
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i don't care about this. you guys are boring.
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Tsukasa1891
01/20/22 3:36:52 PM
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Hop103 posted...
That sounds like a red flag as in wtf is she doing to the dog.

Tying the knot.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/20/22 3:37:23 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
i don't care about this. you guys are boring.

If I french kiss my dog, will you be more entertained?

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Omnislasher
01/20/22 3:38:23 PM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
Tying the knot.
got 'em

Lost_All_Senses posted...
If I french kiss my dog, will you be more entertained?
yes.
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DrizztLink
01/20/22 3:38:48 PM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
Tying the knot.
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ClockworkHare
01/21/22 3:19:07 AM
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Woman on dating site: 'Hope your dick is bigger than my dog's'
o damn

That comment is more awkward on her than anyone else.
It makes it sound like her dog is the ex she's comparing you to...

Men, just run from this shit.

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