Current Events > Drinking topic #110 - no clever title

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Hot Take: Wayne from Letterkenny has the same cognitive condition as Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys (Season 1-3 era). It's just that Bubbles is an ugly tub of lard and Wayne is ripped with a nice jawline, which is why he gets chicks but bubbles doesn't. It has nothing to do with the disability, it's all about the looks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IyfSOac5m4

I haven't listened to Morbid Angel in a while and that's every single one of y'alls fault, so here ya go ya scum

https://youtu.be/8571nLaHecs

I just got a free pink tablet, it is literally a big phone lol

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Jim is a known terrrosist.

Reported for racism

Also just got some hey dude shoes, 60 for house shoes is outrageous

Like that Nickelodeon Western show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3nFyrFxqI

"I actually, le-legitimately had a classmate that thought mario 65 would come out. He ate glue."

Lol

Watching the last minutes of the Bucs-Rams Game randomly. I am quite confused with this one.

Why did the Rams call that 2nd TO?

JimCarrysToe posted...

"I actually, le-legitimately had a classmate that thought mario 65 would come out. He ate glue."

Lol

You either ate glue or sniffed markers back then.

Jim hopin for that extra 1 bit goodness at the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4jniHcBlJA

LETS GET DRUNK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi12f5j1VA0

So?

Just had a 15% alcohol premixed rum. Took one sip and it slapped my nuts clean off my body, drank the rest and I'm lost in the sauce.

I drank 195 proof everclear straight.

Not a lot, but man, you're gonna be out.

MI4 REAL posted...

I drank 195 proof everclear straight.

Not a lot, but man, you're gonna be out.

I used to love doing that. But I did a lot

Oof. Never cared to do that the one time we had a bottle of it in the house. Makes the breath super rough.
I always did 1:1 with OJ.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Oof. Never cared to do that the one time we had a bottle of it in the house. Makes the breath super rough.
I always did 1:1 with OJ.

Alcohol in general does it anyway, especially to someone that's sober smelling it

Aaaaaand positive. Yay

Ive been accused of smelling like a brewery a time or two

Damn I better stay away from this topic for a while, don't wanna catch y'alls germs wtf...

Hope you're ok tho Smackems!

Pandamonic posted...

Damn I better stay away from this topic for a while, don't wanna catch y'alls germs wtf...

Hope you're ok tho Smackems!

*Cough*

Take that. That's what you get for not being a real panda

Smackems posted...

*Cough*

Take that. That's what you get for not being a real panda

Hey! I'm a fat fuck that only has sex once a year! How am I not a panda?

Btw I don't see you being a real frog goddammit

Haha this dude think imma be a rib... Ribbit.. real frog lmao wtf

Welp the Saints are probably about to go back to being the Aints. It was a fun 15 years or so.

Smackems posted...

Alcohol in general does it anyway, especially to someone that's sober smelling it

While that's true, Everclear leaves this weird dirty corn taste in your mouth.

Smackems posted...

Haha this dude think imma be a rib... Ribbit.. real frog lmao wtf

A brown frog on a horse smacking my cheeks while we're both farting away

Jiggle jiggle jiggle

ERMAHGERD diarrheaaaa

Wild this shit avoided all of us for 2 years, then bam. Half of us within a month.

I hope your poops are fruitful and favorable smackems.

On they were something alright

But its only us Mericans. Did anyone here from Canada get it yet?

I'm having my whiskey with coke and I don't like it, I wish I had actual coke instead but noooo...

I'm not a baseball guy, but why did they let Big Papi get in the HOF first ballot while going on a crusade and blacklisting guys like Clemens and Bonds? Wasn't Ortiz a suspected roid user too?

WaterLink posted...

I'm not a baseball guy, but why did they let Big Papi get in the HOF first ballot while going on a crusade and blacklisting guys like Clemens and Bonds? Wasn't Ortiz a suspected roid user too?

Yeah, who the hell knows with the MLB. You are naive as a fan if you don't think 90% of the players were juiced in that era, I think they single out Bonds because of the records he broke and got caught juicing.

Wtf Mabus go watch children of men

I'm gonna quit riding me

Keith Yandle the new NHL all time iron man. 965 straight games without missing one.

Few years ago, he got a puck to the mouth, pulled out a few teeth, ref was helping him find his teeth on the ice. He still played the rest of the game, I think he lost 6 or 7 teeth. Guy is an animal.

And Phil Kessel is like 20 games behind.

The fact they've avoided COVID when like 60% of NHL players have had it, is insane.

Hopefully they both actively hold the #1/#2 spots and it becomes a bit of a contest

Omg I'm gonna lose my shit.

I booked a blood test weeks ago to prove I have all necessary vaccines. I leave class early to go to the appointment where they tell me they don't do that. I was like "you do blood tests, right? And you allowed me to book this appointment for this exact reason. Twice actually. And this is my confirmation number for this appointment that I booked for this reason, right?"

"Yes thats all true but also we don't do this."

"But this is what I booked the appointment for...."

"Yes but we don't do this."

"So why did you book the appointment and not tell me you don't do the thing I booked the appointment for?"

"Let me go talk to somebody."

*comes back*

"Yeah so we don't do this."

So I go to the health center to at least get my vaccine records and they give me a thing that says I have my covid vaccine and says nothing else.

"I need all my vaccination records..."

"Yes I know but also you're older than 25 so get wrecked old person we don't have records for people over 25. Those people are gross and should go die."

"So what do I do to prove I have all my vaccinations?"

"I don't know."

"So if you were me what would you try?"

"Hmmmm id try the white clinic labs."

*goes to white clinic labs*

"Lol loser you can't make appointments only you're dr can."

Fuck me sideways with a combine.

Naysaspace posted...

And Phil Kessel is like 20 games behind.

The fact they've avoided COVID when like 60% of NHL players have had it, is insane.

Hopefully they both actively hold the #1/#2 spots and it becomes a bit of a contest

Holy shit I didn't realize Kessel was up there. I mean he looks like an Ironman obviously but still.

the guy never gets hit, he takes like 5 or 6 hits in a whole year just because of his shiftyness and where he likes to play (not on the boards)

@CanuckCowboy wanna make the new topic? Tag list on the front page should be good.

Sure I can do it

URINE SAMples

Recreational colonoscopy.

High Fructose Corn Hole