Current Events > Thinking of just buying a hooker to lose my virginity (turning 29 this year)

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The_Korey
01/22/22 5:44:17 PM
#201:


Well this topic blew up.

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WingsOfGood
01/22/22 5:46:38 PM
#202:


Timmyjinkle posted...
Like having your nuts in a vice, but all over? Like the sensation of nausea accompanied by a very bad smell. The moment of climax is like being kicked in the stomach.

someone has a fetish
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blackpanther59
01/22/22 5:47:25 PM
#203:


WingsOfGood posted...
Do you think deeding can give you an emotional boost?
Depending how you define emotional boost, sure. Endorphins produce positive emotions.
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General-Secura
01/22/22 6:08:29 PM
#204:


The X Dawg posted...
Or you could go to Amsterdam.
Amsterdam is a fucking cesspool.

Source: am Dutch.
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Kobe Bryant
01/22/22 6:12:04 PM
#205:


Tenlaar posted...
You think women are less likely to be creeped out and repulsed by I was a virgin but then I banged some cheap hookers?

...he doesn't have to admit he banged hookers. He just wants to level up his dick game. Women, especially ones in their 30s can sniff a creepy virgin a mile away.

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Kobe Bryant
01/22/22 6:13:13 PM
#206:


RedLuigi posted...
Power move this and trick some lady into thinking its gonna actually be her power move to dominate and take away your virginity like a bo$$

then laugh like an anime villain right after and say you fool, you got what you wanted but I I got what I needed


lol this was actually p funny

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Scorsese2002
01/22/22 6:21:01 PM
#208:


Prostitution should be legalized/monitored everywhere

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LadyxKiller
01/22/22 6:21:51 PM
#209:


Zikten posted...
Don't. You might end up in jail

I'm a 40 year old virgin. Yep. Just like that movie

I dont give a fuck anymore. I'm happy being free and not in prison, playing video games and reading comics. Sex isn't worth jail
Why are you still a virgin

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KingWhiteKnight
01/22/22 6:25:03 PM
#210:


LadyxKiller posted...
Why are you still a virgin

I assume he had a rough start and then gave up. I'm scared I will end up a 40 year old virgin. Things only get harder as you get older. Way less opportunities
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Riev
01/22/22 6:26:26 PM
#211:


ghettoraider81 posted...
I think youre overestimating the women will think its creepy but. Will some, sure. I think its more likely that, a good woman at least, will view it as more of a blank slate situation. She can mold someone without experience into the type of partner she wants. No my ex loved when I did this habits.

This is true. I was told by a woman that a guy who has never had sex would be more "teachable" whereas many men don't actually know how the female body works but won't admit it and if they think they know what they're doing it'd probably hurt their egos to correct them.
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KogaSteelfang
01/22/22 6:28:37 PM
#212:


KingWhiteKnight posted...
I assume he had a rough start and then gave up. I'm scared I will end up a 40 year old virgin. Things only get harder as you get older. Way less opportunities
Yeah, I'm currently 38. That 40 mark is fast approaching.

You've still got plenty of time though. If you do decide to go the prostitute route, be safe.

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CinderLock
01/22/22 6:28:37 PM
#213:


LadyxKiller posted...
Why are you still a virgin
Zikten has issues and has posted some fucked up stuff.

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joe40001
01/22/22 6:29:19 PM
#214:


LadyxKiller posted...
Why are you still a virgin

This is a weird question, it implies sex is just thrown at people.

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Umbreon
01/22/22 6:29:47 PM
#215:


Didn't read 5 page so sorry if you already answered this...

Why are you so worried about your virginity? If you're capable of chatting up women, then just go for it normally?

Even if you end up 40 and a virgin... who cares? Sex is great, but there's more to life than it. Even if it's technically the start of life.

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pkmnlord
01/22/22 6:34:05 PM
#216:


joe40001 posted...
it implies sex is just thrown at people.
It damn well fuckin' should be! *spits in jar*

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I4NRulez
01/22/22 6:54:42 PM
#217:


Umbreon posted...
Didn't read 5 page so sorry if you already answered this...

Why are you so worried about your virginity? If you're capable of chatting up women, then just go for it normally?

Even if you end up 40 and a virgin... who cares? Sex is great, but there's more to life than it. Even if it's technically the start of life.

he wants experience. I guess boning hookers makes you a sex god

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JTilly
01/22/22 6:55:33 PM
#218:


Ayo tc lets split the bill and superman that hoe
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Makeveli_lives
01/22/22 7:00:31 PM
#219:


WingsOfGood posted...
btw, alot more women are also virgins than the internet cares to admit
if a woman past 18 is a virgin its likely by choice though. If a guy is, it very likely isnt.

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Will_VIIII
01/22/22 7:02:17 PM
#220:


Makeveli_lives posted...
if a woman past 18 is a virgin its likely by choice though. If a guy is, it very likely isnt.
Now that's some incel shit

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Riev
01/22/22 7:22:28 PM
#222:


Goldenguy posted...
On one hand, do it, virginity isn't what it's cracked up to be.

what does this even mean? any guy over the age of 20 gets made fun of for being a virgin. it's not "cracked up to be" anything
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Umbreon
01/22/22 8:47:41 PM
#224:


Riev posted...
what does this even mean? any guy over the age of 20 gets made fun of for being a virgin. it's not "cracked up to be" anything

Know what else you get made fun of for?

ANYTHING

You get made fun of for being short. You get made fun of for having curly hair. You get made fun of for liking a certain sports team.

Why should anyone fucking care?

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DarthAragorn
01/22/22 8:55:58 PM
#225:


Umbreon posted...
Know what else you get made fun of for?

ANYTHING

You get made fun of for being short. You get made fun of for having curly hair. You get made fun of for liking a certain sports team.

Why should anyone fucking care?
maybe because none of those others inherently have anything to do with social status and connections but virginity does

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haloiscoolisbak
01/22/22 8:59:22 PM
#226:


i was a virgin til i was 28(though i had experienced oral sex as a teenager) and was in a similiar sitution to TC. downward spiral of anxiety and telling myself girls would be freaked out by it, and the older i got the more impossible i felt. but then started using datting apps, eventually met someone, went on a few dates with them, had a few chats over text about dating and sex, briefly mentioned my situation and it was fine.

the first time was awkward as i anticipated, during it she jokingly said 'this is not an exam you know'(because i was trying so hard to be what my idea of a good, selfless sex partner was) but after 3-4 times i got the hang of it. we then began a relationship.

all you have to do is be honest without acting like a victim or blaming girls, or making it seem like a big deal that defines you. sex isn't that complicated, there's a reason cavemen figured it out

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KogaSteelfang
01/22/22 9:32:49 PM
#227:


haloiscoolisbak posted...
downward spiral of anxiety and telling myself girls would be freaked out by it, and the older i got the more impossible it all felt
I don't think many people fully comprehend what this means, or the effect it has on people.

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dj1200
01/22/22 10:14:14 PM
#228:


Oh, just get an escort. Who cares? As long as youre safe, sex isnt that big of a deal.

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The_Dan_Haren
01/22/22 10:17:14 PM
#229:


If you're actually okay looking and in shape then just learn to dress well and go out with friends to bars and stuff and it should be doable. Don't be embarrassed by this, and be open with it. You'll definitely find a girl who would take your virginity.

If all fails I dont think the hooker idea is a bad idea. Just be careful you dont get caught up in a sting.
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