Current Events > I saw some freak buying all this baby formula in a grocery store >_>

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I was visiting my family and went to the local grocery store to pick up something and in the same aisle was baby formula. Well there was this freak of a man there that unironically looked like what you would imagine a turbo nerd would look like >_> (overweight, scruffy hair, no fashion sense, poor posture, poor facial hair upkeep, etc.). He was scooping up literally this entire shelf of baby formula, probably like 30+ bottles, into his cart. And as I was passing him, he deadass looks at me and meekly says "...I'm not done yet...." and keeps shoveling baby formula into his cart.

It was the fucking weirdest thing I've ever seen at a grocery store >_> And I saw him again in the store a few minutes later buying sausage or something and placing it on top of his mountains of baby formula in his cart. I hope the store told him to go fuck himself with trying to buy all the baby formula for himself and leave none for anyone else.

So, whose CreepyPasta is this?

Kajagogo posted...

So, whose CreepyPasta is this?

It's real. Literally happened yesterday. Which CEman was it? >_>

Maybe he went into his bomb shelter 2 years ago and ran out. And hasnt seen sunlight for 3 years.

SydneySweenHero posted...

. I hope the store told him to go fuck himself with trying to buy all the baby formula for himself and leave none for anyone else.

It's cute you think anyone was paid enough to care to stop him.

Back during my failed stint in college, I worked a a Walmart in Irving, Texas in the produce department.

One day, I was stocking the bananas, and this guy came up with an empty cart and took literally every banana bunch on the shelf. When I brought out more from the back, he had me load a fair amount from the boxes directly into his no-longer-empty cart.

I still can't help but think that he was Donkey Kong in disguise.

Crazyman93 posted...

It's cute you think anyone was paid enough to care to stop him.

Yeah, you're probably right >_> I was half tempted to reach in his cart and take one just to see how hard he would flip the fuck out lol