Current Events > From now on, every time you fart, a random person in the world dies.

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Heartomaton 01/29/22 1:49:33 AM #1:	You'd better hold it. Forever. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962171983] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>You'd better hold it. Forever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/29/22 1:51:04 AM #2:	that's fine, i'll just force it all up through my mouth, or penis <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962172007] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>that's fine, i'll just force it all up through my mouth, or penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 01/29/22 1:51:49 AM #3:	I mean with 7 billion people there's almost certainly a random person dying every time I fart anyway --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:962172014] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>I mean with 7 billion people there's almost certainly a random person dying every time I fart anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/29/22 1:53:12 AM #4:	averagejoel posted... I mean with 7 billion people there's almost certainly a random person dying every time I fart anyway but not because of it, which he is surely proposing <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962172034] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>I mean with 7 billion people there's almost certainly a random person dying every time I fart anyway</quote>but not because of it, which he is surely proposing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/29/22 1:53:43 AM #5:	averagejoel posted... I mean with 7 billion people there's almost certainly a random person dying every time I fart anyway Yes, but before they weren't specifically dying because you farted, and now they are. While it may not make any functional difference, it's important that you recognize that you are the cause. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962172046] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>I mean with 7 billion people there's almost certainly a random person dying every time I fart anyway</quote> Yes, but before they weren't specifically dying because you farted, and now they are. While it may not make any functional difference, it's important that you recognize that you are the cause. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/29/22 1:53:49 AM #6:	blood will be on your hands. or anus. <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962172050] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>blood will be on your hands. or anus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 01/29/22 1:54:38 AM #7:	Heartomaton posted... Yes, but before they weren't specifically dying because you farted, and now they are. this was not specified in the first post --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:962172059] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, but before they weren't specifically dying because you farted, and now they are.</quote>this was not specified in the first post </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/29/22 1:55:35 AM #8:	averagejoel posted... this was not specified in the first post You're right, it's not. It's implied by the topic title. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962172075] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>this was not specified in the first post</quote> You're right, it's not. It's implied by the topic title. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/29/22 1:55:41 AM #9:	this hypothetical implies it. you mustn't fart. <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962172078] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>this hypothetical implies it. you mustn't fart. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 01/29/22 1:57:46 AM #10:	Heartomaton posted... You're right, it's not. It's implied by the topic title. you literally made no mention of causation until you responded to me --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:962172105] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>You're right, it's not. It's implied by the topic title.</quote>you literally made no mention of causation until you responded to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/29/22 1:58:40 AM #11:	this is going nowhere. <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962172113] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>this is going nowhere. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 01/29/22 1:59:45 AM #12:	correlation =/= causation!! --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:962172129] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>correlation =/= causation!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/29/22 2:02:36 AM #13:	averagejoel posted... you literally made no mention of causation until you responded to me I said that a random person dies when you fart. It's all there in black and white. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962172166] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>you literally made no mention of causation until you responded to me</quote> I said that a random person dies when you fart. It's all there in black and white. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 01/29/22 2:53:47 AM #14:	Heartomaton posted... I said that a random person dies when you fart. It's all there in black and white. That doesn't necesserially mean it's causative rather than merely correlative. I'm not sure if "correlative" is a word, but in my defence, I am sure you should shut the fuck up. --- Anything is a Trumble if you're brave enough. <cite>Trumble posted [p:962172813] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I said that a random person dies when you fart. It's all there in black and white.</quote>That doesn't necesserially mean it's causative rather than merely correlative. I'm not sure if "correlative" is a word, but in my defence, I am sure you should shut the fuck up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/29/22 2:55:07 AM #15:	Trumble posted... That doesn't necesserially mean it's causative rather than merely correlative. I'm not sure if "correlative" is a word, but in my defence, I am sure you should shut the fuck up. Maybe you should fart. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962172826] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>That doesn't necesserially mean it's causative rather than merely correlative. I'm not sure if "correlative" is a word, but in my defence, I am sure you should shut the fuck up.</quote> Maybe you should fart. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/29/22 2:57:26 AM #16:	How are we classifying a "fart?" If I fart and then have a little afterfart, is that a second person? Does it count when you're pooping? There's so much nuance. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:962172862] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>How are we classifying a "fart?" If I fart and then have a little afterfart, is that a second person? Does it count when you're pooping? There's so much nuance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/29/22 2:58:33 AM #17:	DrizztLink posted... How are we classifying a "fart?" If I fart and then have a little afterfart, is that a second person? Does it count when you're pooping? There's so much nuance. All separate deaths. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962172880] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>How are we classifying a "fart?" If I fart and then have a little afterfart, is that a second person? Does it count when you're pooping? There's so much nuance.</quote> All separate deaths. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 01/29/22 2:59:01 AM #18:	Heartomaton posted... Maybe you should fart. I mean... 1 in 7 billion, I guess? --- Anything is a Trumble if you're brave enough. <cite>Trumble posted [p:962172883] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe you should fart.</quote>I mean... 1 in 7 billion, I guess? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 01/29/22 3:42:23 AM #19:	I'm farting either way. If someone dies than it's an act of God. He made us to fart and fart we shall. <cite>Antbregante posted [p:962173311] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>I'm farting either way. If someone dies than it's an act of God. He made us to fart and fart we shall. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 01/29/22 10:06:49 AM #20:	Heartomaton posted... I said that a random person dies when you fart. It's all there in black and white. averagejoel posted... correlation =/= causation!! --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:962177156] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I said that a random person dies when you fart. It's all there in black and white.</quote> averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>correlation =/= causation!!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 01/29/22 10:11:57 AM #21:	Another one bites the dust --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:962177244] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Another one bites the dust </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SergeantGander 01/29/22 10:13:25 AM #22:	Time for some beans >:) --- LoL IGN: MsRaffensperger ~Dennis~ <cite>SergeantGander posted [p:962177263] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>Time for some beans >:) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EDF-5 01/29/22 10:27:58 AM #23:	now I understand why pythagoras was anti beans <cite>EDF-5 posted [p:962177473] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>now I understand why pythagoras was anti beans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 01/29/22 10:42:06 AM #25:	that's pretty unlucky since i had onions yesterday. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:962177684] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote>that's pretty unlucky since i had onions yesterday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 01/29/22 10:52:42 AM #26:	https://imgur.com/Y6vzEsH --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:962177859] in From now o... [t:79874464]...</cite> <quote> https://imgur.com/Y6vzEsH </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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