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Dingydang166 01/30/22 8:58:21 AM #1: |
Step 1: Shoot water at ass Step 2: ??? Step 3: Pull pants out and walk out of bathroom. So what is step 2? What do they now wipe their shit water ass with? Even in a fantasy world where that water somehow managed to get ALL the shit, theres still just a bunch of water in you ass now. You can't use a rag, SURELY ass rags aren't in the equation here, I PRAY ass rags aren't the answer. Toilet paper? Toilet paper+water is not a good combo amigo. Now you got bits of toilet paper paper mache'd to your ass hair. SO WHAT IS IT? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 01/30/22 9:03:01 AM #2: |
I still use a bit of toilet paper just to tap dry the water. The paper consumption is way down, though. Perhaps paper towels would be better. Sometimes I just tap-dry with wet wipes, and then give a good finish with it to the hole. --- There's no "would of", "should of" or "could of". It's "would've", "should've" and "could've". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 01/30/22 9:59:36 AM #3: |
Shake your ass dry --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 01/30/22 10:00:22 AM #4: |
Squat over a fan for 30 seconds. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 01/30/22 10:00:40 AM #5: |
You use a really long straw --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 01/30/22 10:05:01 AM #6: |
This is a stealth "I have shit on my ass right now because I don't use a bidet" topic --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 01/30/22 10:13:45 AM #7: |
3 seashells --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bladegash 01/30/22 10:15:19 AM #8: |
Ejaculate --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 01/30/22 10:27:17 AM #9: |
Its called a sponge --- Posted from my iPhone 13 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 01/30/22 11:10:09 AM #10: |
Maybe toilet paper to wipe, bidet to finish up, toilet paper to pat dry, finished. --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 01/30/22 11:12:27 AM #11: |
Jagr_68 posted... 3 seashellsHe doesn't know how to use the seashells --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 01/30/22 11:15:47 AM #12: |
Drink the water --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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roos1046 Reborn 01/30/22 5:39:19 PM #13: |
I just keep a hand towel next to it and try to remember to wash it every week or so. --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 01/30/22 5:40:20 PM #14: |
Twerk it dry --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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