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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:00:21 AM
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Get ready for when it all starts growing back.

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Questionmarktarius
02/01/22 10:01:08 AM
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butt stubble is the worst
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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:08:47 AM
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Yes they do shut up your face.

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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:09:13 AM
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Well good. Be sad. 'Cause it happened.

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DipDipDiver
02/01/22 10:09:41 AM
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I'm not even mad, I'm actually kind of impressed
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CrimsonAngel
02/01/22 10:10:11 AM
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You've seen me naked?

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Sictis
02/01/22 10:10:15 AM
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I never asked for this

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shiby with it
02/01/22 10:10:22 AM
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Nice am like baby

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IShall_Run_Amok
02/01/22 10:11:20 AM
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I wasn't actually sleeping ;)

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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:12:03 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
I'm not even mad, I'm actually kind of impressed

Fuckin' better be.

CrimsonAngel posted...
You've seen me naked?

I've seen everyone on CE naked. Including the temporary visitors.

Sictis posted...
I never asked for this

No one ever does.

shiby with it posted...
Nice am like baby

*Spank.*

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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:12:17 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
I wasn't actually sleeping ;)

D:

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CrimsonAngel
02/01/22 10:12:49 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I've seen everyone on CE naked. Including the temporary visitors.
Lucky

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Tsuyoi3
02/01/22 10:13:09 AM
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Jokes on you, chemo already took all my hair!

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DespondentDeity
02/01/22 10:13:37 AM
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Thank you buddy!

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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:14:40 AM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
Lucky

I wouldn't say that.

DespondentDeity posted...
Thank you buddy!

Oh no, thank you...

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eston
02/01/22 10:15:00 AM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Jokes on you, chemo already took all my hair!
Oh you!

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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:18:12 AM
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And not a single CE user has questioned what I intend on doing with all that liberated hair.

All according to plan.

They won't know anything is wrong until it's too late!

Ba ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Criminalt
02/01/22 10:27:40 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
And not a single CE user has questioned what I intend on doing with all that liberated hair.
The less we know, the happier we'll be. Probably...

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DespondentDeity
02/01/22 10:30:27 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
And not a single CE user has questioned what I intend on doing with all that liberated hair.

All according to plan.

They won't know anything is wrong until it's too late!

Ba ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My admonition to you is: DO AS YOU WILL

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TheFuriousInch
02/01/22 10:31:25 AM
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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:31:36 AM
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Criminalt posted...
The less we know, the happier we'll be. Probably...

Mmmmyyeeeeeess... whatever helps you sleep at night. We all know how safe that is, don't we? Aheh heh heh.

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Thompson
02/01/22 10:37:10 AM
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Even the ass crack hairs?

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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:41:23 AM
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Thompson posted...
Even the ass crack hairs?

Hair in places you didn't even know you had.

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Criminalt
02/01/22 10:55:24 AM
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The next time you shave off all my body hair while I'm asleep, would you mind opening the bathroom door a bit before you go? It can get a bit cold in there overnight and we like to let some heat in. Thanks.

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Heartomaton
02/01/22 10:58:54 AM
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Criminalt posted...
The next time you shave off all my body hair while I'm asleep, would you mind opening the bathroom door a bit before you go? It can get a bit cold in there overnight and we like to let some heat in. Thanks.

My plans will be completed before any significant hair regrowth.

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