Current Events > The other day two cute christian girls gave me their numbers >_>

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Was walking down the street in a neighbourhood far from my house. The street was relatively empty and two girls came out from absolutely no where in front of me. One was blonde and one was brunette. They were pretty cute. They gave me a card with some Church on it telling me to come on the weekends and check it out. Was about to blow them off and say thanks to walk away. The blonde girl was like "Oh heres my number, its better to call me instead if you're interested" and wrote it down on the card. Then the brunette was like yeah take mine too and started laughing. I said thanks and put it in my coat.

It was honestly kinda creepy to be honest. When I looked back they were still watching me. Really strange vibes.

But are they hot?

I feel like there's someone other than us you should be talking too. That screams "I want to unleash some energy because everyone is trying to force me to hold it in" or something. I dunno. You figure it out. You got the numbers. Don't you fuckin fail me on this

SydneySweenHero posted...

But are they hot?

Yeah they were.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I feel like there's someone other than us you should be talking too. That screams "I want to unleash some energy because everyone is trying to force me to hold it in" or something. I dunno. You figure it out. You got the numbers. Don't you fuckin fail me on this

Unfortunately I already have a girlfriend. Was actually thinking about throwing the card away. It might still be in my coat pocket or something. Let me see If I can find it.

SpiritSephiroth posted...

It was honestly kinda creepy to be honest.

I suspected as much from the first 6 words of the topic title

SpiritSephiroth posted...

Yeah they were.

Unfortunately I already have a girlfriend. Was actually thinking about throwing the card away. It might still be in my coat pocket or something. Let me see If I can find it.

What a waste. Interesting you didn't tell them that tho. I guess that would be weird tho. Since they were overt but not overt enough that they could still pull back after you turn them down and act like that wasn't what they were implying. Guess you played it right. I figured it out. I'll leave

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

What a waste. Interesting you didn't tell them that tho. I guess that would be weird tho. Since they were overt but not overt enough that they could still pull back after you turn them down and act like that wasn't what they were implying. Guess you played it right. I figured it out. I'll leave

It honestly did feel like they were being so forward, as if they were impling a hookup. But you're right. If I said "I have a girlfriend" they could have easily turned that around on me.

SpiritSephiroth posted...

It honestly did feel like they were being so forward, as if they were impling a hookup. But you're right. If I said "I have a girlfriend" they could have easily turned that around on me.

Ive had that happen to me. Even though they were being super forward. Granted, that was in my teenage years when I was shy to advances. I really did not take advantage of those teen years as much as I could of lol. But I got a life high just off knowing I could of.

they want you to join the cult bro!

my suggestion? gtfo of town asap!!

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

they want you to join the cult bro!

my suggestion? gtfo of town asap!!

I say flip the game on them and make up a cult to get them to join that revolves around pleasing you.

Huh, shit I can't find it. Did I throw it away already? I would have at least wanted to see which church it was.

Your girl found it.

Shes calling them now.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Ive had that happen to me. Even though they were being super forward. Granted, that was in my teenage years when I was shy to advances. I really did not take advantage of those teen years as much as I could of lol. But I got a life high just off knowing I could of.

Damn dude I feel exactly the same lol. I was so reserved when I was younger. And its not like I'd just go hookup with anyone nowadays either. Just I'm more confident dealing with the opposite sex now. Much more confident.

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

they want you to join the cult bro!

my suggestion? gtfo of town asap!!

If it was that kind of cult I'm a marked man. That wouldn't help at all!

Alteres posted...

Your girl found it.

Shes calling them now.

My girlfriend has put stuff in my bag before, like food. If I put the card there I would have been in deep shit. Finding two random girls phone numbers >_>

Best option: You get with an attractive person.

Worst option: You get with an attractive person and wake up in a bathtub full of ice to discover one of your kidneys is missing.

They're after one or possibly both of your kidneys.

Maybe even a selection of the other organs you've got.

as long as the numbers weren't 666

They want to drop off 3 boxes of the latest WatchTower. You're up by 5 am on Saturdays, right?

FortuneCookie posted...

Best option: You get with an attractive person.

Worst option: You get with an attractive person and wake up in a bathtub full of ice to discover one of your kidneys is missing.

What's up with all the organ talk. It's making me squeamish.

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I didnt. Not to them at least.