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TheLiarParadox 02/06/22 12:27:15 PM #1:	Ask me anything. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962412497] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Ask me anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/07/22 9:39:38 AM #2:	Leaving in about 30 minutes. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962435217] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Leaving in about 30 minutes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 02/07/22 9:39:54 AM #3:	Why? --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:962435223] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Why? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/07/22 9:47:12 AM #4:	Congratulations --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:962435379] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Congratulations </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/07/22 9:57:04 AM #5:	LordFarquad1312 posted... Why? I don't ever want to be a parent. I also want to have casual sex and would like to have as many precautions against unwanted pregnancy as possible. gunplagirl posted... Congratulations Thanks! --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962435612] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>LordFarquad1312 posted... </cite> <quote>Why?</quote>I don't ever want to be a parent. I also want to have casual sex and would like to have as many precautions against unwanted pregnancy as possible. gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Congratulations </quote>Thanks! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 02/07/22 9:58:27 AM #6:	Any prep involved? Cost to you, if any? <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:962435646] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Any prep involved? Cost to you, if any? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/07/22 10:01:02 AM #7:	CapnMuffin posted... Any prep involved? Cost to you, if any? Had to shave my junk. $650 out of pocket, including 3 month follow up to make sure I'm sterile. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962435708] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>CapnMuffin posted... </cite> <quote>Any prep involved? Cost to you, if any?</quote>Had to shave my junk. $650 out of pocket, including 3 month follow up to make sure I'm sterile. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 02/07/22 10:03:29 AM #8:	Congrats. They doing puncture method instead of cutting and stitching? --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:962435763] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Congrats. They doing puncture method instead of cutting and stitching? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 02/07/22 10:05:39 AM #9:	Did you freeze any beforehand? 650 dollars sounds like a great deal for not having to worry about unintentionally impregnating anyone. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:962435811] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Did you freeze any beforehand? 650 dollars sounds like a great deal for not having to worry about unintentionally impregnating anyone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/07/22 1:34:12 PM #10:	Procedure was fast and easy. There was some awkwardness because I got a bopner when the nurse was prepping me. It's been so long since anyone touched my junk that it just happened, no matter how much I thought about baseball. Icing my junk now. Feels like those first few seconds after getting hit in the junk only it's persistent. Not too bad though, for now. ScazarMeltex posted... Congrats. They doing puncture method instead of cutting and stitching? Thanks. It was the no scalpel method, whatever that entails. I think there is a stitch though and some glue. mustachedmystic posted... Did you freeze any beforehand? 650 dollars sounds like a great deal for not having to worry about unintentionally impregnating anyone. Nope. My genes are trash. Yeah it's pretty good, best deal I could find. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962441014] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Procedure was fast and easy. There was some awkwardness because I got a bopner when the nurse was prepping me. It's been so long since anyone touched my junk that it just happened, no matter how much I thought about baseball. Icing my junk now. Feels like those first few seconds after getting hit in the junk only it's persistent. Not too bad though, for now. ScazarMeltex posted... </cite> <quote>Congrats. They doing puncture method instead of cutting and stitching?</quote>Thanks. It was the no scalpel method, whatever that entails. I think there is a stitch though and some glue. mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>Did you freeze any beforehand? 650 dollars sounds like a great deal for not having to worry about unintentionally impregnating anyone.</quote>Nope. My genes are trash. Yeah it's pretty good, best deal I could find. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 02/07/22 1:50:40 PM #11:	I'm gonna get one later this year. Need to start doing the research in regards to finding a place --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem boy posted [p:962441448] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna get one later this year. Need to start doing the research in regards to finding a place </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/07/22 3:02:10 PM #12:	Just inspected. What I thought was a stitch was an edge of the glue blob. No stitches. emblem boy posted... I'm gonna get one later this year. Need to start doing the research in regards to finding a place If you live in a red state, you might want to get on it. I live in Texas and made this appointment in December. The wait is even longer now. I suspect it's because the threats to Roe v Wade have people scrambling to get it done but I'm not basing that on much. It's a big part of why I did it though. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962443210] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Just inspected. What I thought was a stitch was an edge of the glue blob. No stitches. emblem boy posted... </cite> <quote>I'm gonna get one later this year. Need to start doing the research in regards to finding a place</quote>If you live in a red state, you might want to get on it. I live in Texas and made this appointment in December. The wait is even longer now. I suspect it's because the threats to Roe v Wade have people scrambling to get it done but I'm not basing that on much. It's a big part of why I did it though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OliviaWildThing 02/07/22 3:03:16 PM #13:	emblem boy posted... I'm gonna get one later this year. Need to start doing the research in regards to finding a place damn, you sure you don't want kids? <cite>OliviaWildThing posted [p:962443244] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>emblem boy posted... </cite> <quote>I'm gonna get one later this year. Need to start doing the research in regards to finding a place</quote> damn, you sure you don't want kids? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 02/07/22 3:32:09 PM #14:	TheLiarParadox posted... I got a bopner --- (they/them) \| http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:962443990] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>TheLiarParadox posted... </cite> <quote> I got a bopner</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 02/07/22 3:34:10 PM #15:	Im sure the nurses see that all the time. Hope you have a quick recovery. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:962444044] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Im sure the nurses see that all the time. Hope you have a quick recovery. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 02/07/22 3:36:12 PM #16:	How old are you? --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:962444108] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>How old are you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedChained 02/07/22 3:40:05 PM #17:	Great job TC. I hope to have one soon. I may adopt once I find a good partner, but no way in hell will i ever be okay with having a kid when we're already taking the planet as is. <cite>ChainedChained posted [p:962444208] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Great job TC. I hope to have one soon. I may adopt once I find a good partner, but no way in hell will i ever be okay with having a kid when we're already taking the planet as is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 02/07/22 11:48:21 PM #18:	OliviaWildThing posted... damn, you sure you don't want kids? I'm already having one. No plans for anymore though --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem boy posted [p:962456323] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>OliviaWildThing posted... </cite> <quote>damn, you sure you don't want kids?</quote> I'm already having one. No plans for anymore though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cardgum 02/07/22 11:50:02 PM #19:	Just $650? That's cheap. --- 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded (mega.co.nz) <cite>cardgum posted [p:962456356] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Just $650? That's cheap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat More Beef 02/07/22 11:50:55 PM #20:	Ahhh, snap. I've got the same procedure scheduled for a little over a month from now. Any tips besides what they already told me? Can I take the metro (subway) after, will I be ready, or should I call an uber? --- I wrote a horror short story collection. You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat More Beef posted [p:962456371] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Ahhh, snap. I've got the same procedure scheduled for a little over a month from now. Any tips besides what they already told me? Can I take the metro (subway) after, will I be ready, or should I call an uber? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 02/07/22 11:53:04 PM #21:	Did it hurt? --- Madcap Moss makes my pee-pee feel funny. Not changing this sig until John Cena wins the AEW Championship. Started: 1/29/22 <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:962456395] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Did it hurt? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kelemvor 02/08/22 12:05:57 AM #22:	cardgum posted... Just $650? That's cheap. I paid $35 for mine. Just a specialist copay and that's it. It was cheap because I had an "in office" procedure with a HMO insurance plan. <cite>kelemvor posted [p:962456583] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>cardgum posted... </cite> <quote>Just $650? That's cheap.</quote> I paid $35 for mine. Just a specialist copay and that's it. It was cheap because I had an "in office" procedure with a HMO insurance plan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/08/22 12:22:55 AM #23:	Sariana21 posted... Im sure the nurses see that all the time. Hope you have a quick recovery. Thanks! Yeah she was just like, "gonna tape this down" and went about business. We were talking about cats and wildlife, so it was kinda weird having a casual conversation while chubbed out. For me anyway. SamsungGearS2 posted... How old are you? 33 ChainedChained posted... Great job TC. I hope to have one soon. I may adopt once I find a good partner, but no way in hell will i ever be okay with having a kid when we're already taking the planet as is. Thanks. There are a lot of reasons I don't want to have kids and the environmental impact was probably the least important one but still important stacked on top of all the others. Don't see myself ever adopting either though because my overall stability is fragile. Never know where life takes us though. cardgum posted... Just $650? That's cheap. $599, actually. I don't know where I got $650 from. Eat More Beef posted... Ahhh, snap. I've got the same procedure scheduled for a little over a month from now. Any tips besides what they already told me? Can I take the metro (subway) after, will I be ready, or should I call an uber? They covered everything pretty well in the material they sent me when I made the appointment. There wasn't anything unexpected. I took a Lyft both ways and didn't have any issues. RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... Did it hurt? The actual procedure didn't. The numbing spray they use is administered by some kind of contraption that feels like a series of rubber band snaps. One of the early ones hit me square on the right one and that hurt but the numbing kicked in and I didn't feel too many of them. I didn't even know when he actually started and it was over in probably not even 20 minutes. I'm having some pain and swelling now though that otc stuff isn't really helping. I'm icing and I took some tylenol. They gave me a prescription for something stronger but I generally do not handle prescription pain reliever well so I might just ride it out. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962456882] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite> <quote>Im sure the nurses see that all the time. Hope you have a quick recovery.</quote>Thanks! Yeah she was just like, "gonna tape this down" and went about business. We were talking about cats and wildlife, so it was kinda weird having a casual conversation while chubbed out. For me anyway. SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>How old are you?</quote>33 ChainedChained posted... </cite> <quote>Great job TC. I hope to have one soon. I may adopt once I find a good partner, but no way in hell will i ever be okay with having a kid when we're already taking the planet as is.</quote>Thanks. There are a lot of reasons I don't want to have kids and the environmental impact was probably the least important one but still important stacked on top of all the others. Don't see myself ever adopting either though because my overall stability is fragile. Never know where life takes us though. cardgum posted... </cite> <quote>Just $650? That's cheap.</quote>$599, actually. I don't know where I got $650 from. Eat More Beef posted... </cite> <quote>Ahhh, snap. I've got the same procedure scheduled for a little over a month from now. Any tips besides what they already told me? Can I take the metro (subway) after, will I be ready, or should I call an uber?</quote>They covered everything pretty well in the material they sent me when I made the appointment. There wasn't anything unexpected. I took a Lyft both ways and didn't have any issues. RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... </cite> <quote>Did it hurt?</quote>The actual procedure didn't. The numbing spray they use is administered by some kind of contraption that feels like a series of rubber band snaps. One of the early ones hit me square on the right one and that hurt but the numbing kicked in and I didn't feel too many of them. I didn't even know when he actually started and it was over in probably not even 20 minutes. I'm having some pain and swelling now though that otc stuff isn't really helping. I'm icing and I took some tylenol. They gave me a prescription for something stronger but I generally do not handle prescription pain reliever well so I might just ride it out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/08/22 12:24:23 AM #24:	kelemvor posted... I paid $35 for mine. Just a specialist copay and that's it. It was cheap because I had an "in office" procedure with a HMO insurance plan. My premiums shot up so I just canceled my insurance. The price of two months plus copay would've exceeded what I paid out of pocket. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962456908] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>kelemvor posted... </cite> <quote>I paid $35 for mine. Just a specialist copay and that's it. It was cheap because I had an "in office" procedure with a HMO insurance plan.</quote>My premiums shot up so I just canceled my insurance. The price of two months plus copay would've exceeded what I paid out of pocket. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KrayzieBonezz 02/08/22 12:29:49 AM #25:	Feb. 26 will be a year since I had mine done. That shit definitely hurt lol. The doctor would say "this parts gonna hurt" and then it totally did but it was over fairly quickly. 45 minutes total I think. One daughter. I love her dearly. Total accident lol --- R.I.P Chris, Daniel, Nancy Benoit https://youtu.be/yOL02oq2rj8 <cite>KrayzieBonezz posted [p:962456993] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Feb. 26 will be a year since I had mine done. That shit definitely hurt lol. The doctor would say "this parts gonna hurt" and then it totally did but it was over fairly quickly. 45 minutes total I think. One daughter. I love her dearly. Total accident lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kelemvor 02/08/22 12:33:57 AM #26:	TheLiarParadox posted... My premiums shot up so I just canceled my insurance. The price of two months plus copay would've exceeded what I paid out of pocket. I pay $170 a month for my premiums, but I have an HMO where I have to do everything in network. It's actually convenient for me, since I'm somewhat healthy and I don't have to see lots of specialists. I am 40 though, so I definitely need insurance, just in case. <cite>kelemvor posted [p:962457063] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>TheLiarParadox posted... </cite> <quote>My premiums shot up so I just canceled my insurance. The price of two months plus copay would've exceeded what I paid out of pocket.</quote> I pay $170 a month for my premiums, but I have an HMO where I have to do everything in network. It's actually convenient for me, since I'm somewhat healthy and I don't have to see lots of specialists. I am 40 though, so I definitely need insurance, just in case. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiritlittle 02/08/22 12:41:19 AM #27:	So... if you masturbate now, nothing comes out? Kinda weird to ask, but could you detail your first post-procedure orgasm? --- Official Fujin of the Mortal Kombat 11 board. Trails of Cold Steel is the most underappreciated JRPG series ever. <cite>Spiritlittle posted [p:962457186] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>So... if you masturbate now, nothing comes out? Kinda weird to ask, but could you detail your first post-procedure orgasm? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/08/22 12:46:53 AM #28:	KrayzieBonezz posted... Feb. 26 will be a year since I had mine done. That shit definitely hurt lol. The doctor would say "this parts gonna hurt" and then it totally did but it was over fairly quickly. 45 minutes total I think. One daughter. I love her dearly. Total accident lol Did you have the no scalpel method? That's why I went with this method over the traditional one. I'm not averse to acute pain if it's worth it but I heard good things about this one and they were accurate. kelemvor posted... I pay $170 a month for my premiums, but I have an HMO where I have to do everything in network. It's actually convenient for me, since I'm somewhat healthy and I don't have to see lots of specialists. I am 40 though, so I definitely need insurance, just in case. Oh, my insurance was dog shit and when my premium almost quadrupled, I just said fuck it. The emergency room coverage was nice but I simply couldn't afford it anymore, even with the tax credits. Spiritlittle posted... So... if you masturbate now, nothing comes out? Kinda weird to ask, but could you detail your first post-procedure orgasm? A vasectomy just cuts the tube that the sperm uses to travel from the testes to the storage area where it meets all the other fluid from different organs. Still expel semen, just no more sperm passengers after I've cleared whatever remaining ones out. Can't spank it for a week unfortunately :( --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962457294] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>KrayzieBonezz posted... </cite> <quote>Feb. 26 will be a year since I had mine done. That shit definitely hurt lol. The doctor would say "this parts gonna hurt" and then it totally did but it was over fairly quickly. 45 minutes total I think. One daughter. I love her dearly. Total accident lol</quote>Did you have the no scalpel method? That's why I went with this method over the traditional one. I'm not averse to acute pain if it's worth it but I heard good things about this one and they were accurate. kelemvor posted... </cite> <quote>I pay $170 a month for my premiums, but I have an HMO where I have to do everything in network. It's actually convenient for me, since I'm somewhat healthy and I don't have to see lots of specialists. I am 40 though, so I definitely need insurance, just in case.</quote>Oh, my insurance was dog shit and when my premium almost quadrupled, I just said fuck it. The emergency room coverage was nice but I simply couldn't afford it anymore, even with the tax credits. Spiritlittle posted... </cite> <quote>So... if you masturbate now, nothing comes out? Kinda weird to ask, but could you detail your first post-procedure orgasm?</quote>A vasectomy just cuts the tube that the sperm uses to travel from the testes to the storage area where it meets all the other fluid from different organs. Still expel semen, just no more sperm passengers after I've cleared whatever remaining ones out. Can't spank it for a week unfortunately :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/08/22 12:50:58 AM #29:	TheLiarParadox posted... my insurance was dog shit and when my premium almost quadrupled it's some BS. insurance companies have no problem taking in money but refuse to help out when one wants a procedure or treatment. hopefully heals fast on procedure. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:962457374] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>TheLiarParadox posted...</cite> <quote>my insurance was dog shit and when my premium almost quadrupled</quote> it's some BS. insurance companies have no problem taking in money but refuse to help out when one wants a procedure or treatment. hopefully heals fast on procedure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Son Of Spam 02/08/22 12:56:51 AM #30:	Welcome to the club. Getting that procedure done was one of the best decisions I ever made. --- 17 years on Gamefaqs, and I still don't have a signature. <cite>Son Of Spam posted [p:962457486] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>Welcome to the club. Getting that procedure done was one of the best decisions I ever made. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/09/22 1:19:01 PM #31:	kingdrake2 posted... it's some BS. insurance companies have no problem taking in money but refuse to help out when one wants a procedure or treatment. hopefully heals fast on procedure. Yeah it was the first time in my adult life that I was insured and it just wasn't worth it. Thanks. Son Of Spam posted... Welcome to the club. Getting that procedure done was one of the best decisions I ever made. Thanks. I feel pretty good about it. I'm still a little sore today but only when I move a certain way, so I'm still just taking it easy. It's not as persistent as it was but it's killing me not being able to exercise because the weather is absolutely perfect this week. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962496581] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>it's some BS. insurance companies have no problem taking in money but refuse to help out when one wants a procedure or treatment. hopefully heals fast on procedure.</quote>Yeah it was the first time in my adult life that I was insured and it just wasn't worth it. Thanks. Son Of Spam posted... </cite> <quote>Welcome to the club. Getting that procedure done was one of the best decisions I ever made.</quote>Thanks. I feel pretty good about it. I'm still a little sore today but only when I move a certain way, so I'm still just taking it easy. It's not as persistent as it was but it's killing me not being able to exercise because the weather is absolutely perfect this week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 02/10/22 10:42:15 PM #32:	I've got perpetual post-kicked-in-the-balls feeling. It's not just in the junk itself but I feel it in the abdominal area. Ended up taking the prescription painkillers and called the doc just to be sure. Said it's normal and goes away for most people by the end of the first week but could last up to three. Just caught me off guard because I felt a lot better yesterday and woke up today like x_x. Might have done something in my sleep though. I don't know. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:962548476] in Vasectomy ... [t:79886842]...</cite> <quote>I've got perpetual post-kicked-in-the-balls feeling. It's not just in the junk itself but I feel it in the abdominal area. Ended up taking the prescription painkillers and called the doc just to be sure. Said it's normal and goes away for most people by the end of the first week but could last up to three. Just caught me off guard because I felt a lot better yesterday and woke up today like x_x. Might have done something in my sleep though. I don't know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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