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SrRd_RacinG
02/06/22 12:52:32 PM
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Be lenient or be strict. But be sure to lay down the law!

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Bloodmoon77
02/06/22 12:59:35 PM
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10 years jail for street racing resulting in the vehicular manslaughter of a family of 5

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Questionmarktarius
02/06/22 1:22:18 PM
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Nothing happens, because there no laws on the moon.
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SpiritSephiroth
02/06/22 1:24:13 PM
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Uh oh

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Machete
02/06/22 1:24:37 PM
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I made this too easy :/

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Kiyune
02/06/22 3:21:37 PM
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Machete posted...
I made this too easy :/
Jailed for speeding while holding a machete

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Have you the strength of will to alter man's fate?
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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 3:23:25 PM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
Uh oh

Edit: Oop. Didn't know we were doing the above thing

@Kiyune

Selling bad quality bootleg Animes out his car.

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"I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought
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Itsuki_Aoi
02/06/22 3:25:42 PM
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^Jailed for stealing tv remotes

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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 3:27:16 PM
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Itsuki_Aoi posted...
^Jailed for stealing tv remotes

Lol. In my teen years I had a klepto streak where I started stealing progressively more useless to me stuff. I'd literally steal stuff from stores just to give it away or put it in a drawer and never look at it again.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/06/22 3:28:29 PM
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Itsuki_Aoi posted...
^Jailed for stealing tv remotes
3 months probation for groping women on the train

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I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.
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