Current Events > I just be swiping right on everybody so I can get laid.

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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 1:14:54 PM
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I got a match on bumble today with a thick 5'2" white girl. It seems promising. Hopefully I don't fuck up.
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g0ldie
02/06/22 1:16:30 PM
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how has that been working for you

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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 1:17:22 PM
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g0ldie posted...
how has that been working for you

It's not.
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voldothegr8
02/06/22 1:18:09 PM
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I'm rooting for you!

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Flockaveli
02/06/22 1:18:10 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
thick 5'2" white girl
Pics

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RAAAWWWRRR
02/06/22 1:18:52 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
I got a match on bumble today with a thick 5'2" white girl. It seems promising. Hopefully I don't fuck up.
Pawg?

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Will_VIIII
02/06/22 1:18:59 PM
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Dating app algorithms don't like profiles that just swipe right on everyone

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UndefeatedGOAT
02/06/22 1:20:31 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Dating app algorithms don't like profiles that just swipe right on everyone


What if you swipe yes twice, abitrairily swipe nope 18 times, would it detect that?
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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 1:20:40 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Dating app algorithms don't like profiles that just swipe right on everyone

I paid for the premium though.
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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 1:21:23 PM
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RAAAWWWRRR posted...
Pawg?

Honestly this bitch is shaped like a potato. Not attractive at all but fuckable
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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 1:22:16 PM
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Potatoes are good.

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Flockaveli
02/06/22 1:23:57 PM
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You can turn potatoes into vodka. Don't judge until you've tasted her liquids.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 1:27:32 PM
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YWS-is-King posted...
TC is probably gonna marry potato girl.

If he finds unexpected love, that would be pretty dope

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Kiyune
02/06/22 1:32:03 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Honestly this bitch is shaped like a potato. Not attractive at all but fuckable
How charming of you, if I were her I'd run for the hills after reading this

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Returning_CEmen
02/06/22 1:33:34 PM
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Thats somebodys daughter

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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 1:34:08 PM
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I call her potato, cause she more of a side dish

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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 1:34:58 PM
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Kiyune posted...
How charming of you, if I were her I'd run for the hills after reading this

You can't tell me I'm wrong about the potato

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/2/AATwivAAC5S8.jpg
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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 1:38:43 PM
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YWS-is-King posted...
Oh god If thats what you call fuckable I feel sorry for you bro.

Hey...her face ain't that bad. I'm not posting other pics.

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Shishiwakamaru
02/06/22 1:40:41 PM
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https://gfycat.com/whisperedparallelhapuka

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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 1:41:21 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Hey...her face ain't that bad. I'm not posting other pics.

The cringe thing is when someone let's someone else decide their personal standards and who they'll give a chance imo. Live ya life. You can see that happens a lot here. So many people here just copied each others unrealistic standards and never get laid because they feel above people who are their equals.

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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 1:42:00 PM
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Damn this bitch replies back fast. I'm waiting a couple of hours till I reply.
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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 1:42:56 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Damn this bitch replies back fast. I'm waiting a couple of hours till I reply.

Lol. Yeah man. You gotta set your pace and expectations or you fuck that up when you start falling back and they get self conscious about it

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RAAAWWWRRR
02/06/22 1:44:02 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Honestly this bitch is shaped like a potato. Not attractive at all but fuckable
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/9/AAciSgAAC5TD.jpg

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Lost_All_Senses
02/06/22 1:45:01 PM
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RAAAWWWRRR posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/9/AAciSgAAC5TD.jpg

I'mma need to swap that mouth for something more practical fir the situation. Too much teeth in that one

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Proto_Spark
02/06/22 1:55:20 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
What if you swipe yes twice, abitrairily swipe nope 18 times, would it detect that?

I think the algorithm punishes you for hitting the limit, not strictly speaking the amount of pure yes/no you do.

I think its more Tinder/Bumble/whatever doesn't like it when you're obviously just a thirsty *****
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Returning_CEmen
02/06/22 3:41:05 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
You can't tell me I'm wrong about the potato

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/2/AATwivAAC5S8.jpg
I dont think Id ever be horny enough for that

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Patty_Fleur
02/06/22 4:42:55 PM
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Is her body shape really that bad?
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3PiesAndAFork
02/06/22 5:01:11 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
You can't tell me I'm wrong about the potato

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/2/AATwivAAC5S8.jpg
WTF, that's me.

You're an asshole. Go fuck yourself dickhead.

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Patty_Fleur
02/08/22 8:02:21 PM
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Update: I'm still talking to her. It seems to be going well. She says no hookups but little does she know I'm just on a quest to get my dick sucked.
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