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TrevorLawrence
02/07/22 9:35:26 PM
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All the other bedrooms are on the 2nd floor but the master is always on the 1st floor.

whats this nonsense

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Heartomaton
02/07/22 9:36:29 PM
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It's so there's less time between the home invasion and the ensuing gunfight.

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SauI_Goodman
02/07/22 9:37:08 PM
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I would never buy a house with 2 floors. Knees gonna thank me in 20 years!

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Mr Sandbag
02/07/22 9:39:31 PM
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Because walking up the stairs to get to your room is for plebs.

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Buzz Killjoy
02/07/22 9:41:13 PM
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I only know a handful or people in Texas who have a multi-story house but none of them are like this.

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MrResetti
02/07/22 9:45:57 PM
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plumbing

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VipaGTS
02/07/22 9:47:37 PM
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for all the obese texans so they don't have to walk upstairs.

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LeoRavus
02/07/22 9:47:38 PM
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So people downstairs don't hear thumping on the ceiling during sex?

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MabusIncarnate
02/07/22 9:56:01 PM
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Obesity begins with not having to walk stairs daily.

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TrevorLawrence
02/08/22 9:51:02 AM
#10:


lmao

so is this a thing in any other state because I havent seen this in NY

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eston
02/08/22 9:52:51 AM
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Gotta stay close to that sweet Texas soil

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Prismsblade
02/08/22 9:54:21 AM
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After a long, physically demanding day of work wtf feels like walking up stairs for bed?

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Shishiwakamaru
02/08/22 9:57:40 AM
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I always hated one story houses

Too easy for peeping toms to look at you

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Giant_Aspirin
02/08/22 9:59:11 AM
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maybe because it's typically cooler downstairs vs upstairs?

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Lil_Bit83
02/08/22 10:02:59 AM
#15:


Heartomaton posted...
It's so there's less time between the home invasion and the ensuing gunfight.

XD

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Tsuyoi3
02/08/22 10:03:44 AM
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Lived in a few houses, never had more than a floor.
None of the houses in my neighborhood have more than one.
There's a few two floors around town, but I don't know their layout.

Prismsblade posted...
After a long, physically demanding day of work wtf feels like walking up stairs for bed?
But this is a good point. Screw that.

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Cocytus
02/08/22 10:04:35 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I would never buy a house with 2 floors. Knees gonna thank me in 20 years!
Yeah, I can't do stairs in the house.
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TheOtherMike
02/08/22 10:14:24 AM
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My in-laws live in a small Iowa town and their house is like that. I've seen homes like that in Nebraska and Colorado too, so I don't think it's exclusive to any particular state.

Also, lol at people not wanting stairs in the house like they're some Herculean obstacle. The husband and I moved into a multi-story home six months ago. You get used to them, they help you get a little more exercise, and...like...its 12-14 steps. Are you seriously bitching about a dozen steps up once in a while?
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Unsuprised_Pika
02/08/22 12:06:18 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
It's so there's less time between the home invasion and the ensuing gunfight.

Lmfao
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