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VipaGTS
02/08/22 6:19:36 PM
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Ok. Thanks.

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MabusIncarnate
02/08/22 6:28:18 PM
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Only alert I get is tornado warnings. Maybe twice a year it's a missing person.

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a-c-a-b
02/08/22 6:29:14 PM
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Hopefully it's a custody dispute kinda situation and the kid's in no real danger.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/08/22 6:29:18 PM
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I think I found her. You said she's a girl right? Hold up. I'm gonna try to get her in my car. Hopefully she doesn't fight me on it. Im feeling really motivated to help and I won't take no for an answer

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Unsuprised_Pika
02/08/22 7:03:00 PM
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NGL I turned those off because I got sick of being woken up at 2AM by them.

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RenescoStCewl
02/08/22 7:04:08 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
NGL I turned those off because I got sick of being woken up at 2AM by them.
Same. I have never once been out when one goes off.

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DrizztLink
02/08/22 7:05:33 PM
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The first time I ever got one was at the exact moment I started speeding up into the left lane to pass a guy on a hill.

Thought I pissed off the secretcops for a second.

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berlyman101
02/08/22 7:06:31 PM
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it's go time. let's rock

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Unsuprised_Pika
02/08/22 7:10:00 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

https://youtu.be/O2CMrUvjWnk

Seriously shut the fuck up.
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Lost_All_Senses
02/08/22 7:59:36 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
https://youtu.be/O2CMrUvjWnk

Seriously shut the fuck up.

He literally gave no details. The majority of these are a parent in a custody battle. No idea why you chose my no personal target joke out of everything online to be sensitive about. Is it a joke in the best taste? Neh. But look around you, we all just joke and make light of a fucked up world. It's what we do here. TC made a impersonal topic and I made an impersonal joke. If there was a face to this or he actually gave details that made it personal, Id of been led to a depressing place in my mind. But he didn't.

And you don't even have to like the type of humor. But it's weird to come at me for something so impersonal when there's people making jokes in topics with full stories about victims in dog attacks.

Now, this is where you respond with "Seriously, shut the fuck up" and ignore all the nuances I just explained. Being doomed to be too sensitive for light victimless internet jokes

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