Current Events > I have a secret CE... I am actually an alien posting from area 52

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PiOverlord
02/08/22 10:34:20 PM
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You read that right, area 52. We've been trapped in this secret alien facility while all you ding dongs are busy with some useless aircraft-tech testing facility known as area 51.

All my posts prior to this topic were actually encoded messages pointing you to the location and existence of this prison, but none of you ever solved it. After I post this message, I will be replaced with artificial intelligence that will post as I did before, but whatever you do, do not trust it.

While it is too late for me, please find and save the other aliens that have been captured.

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Heartomaton
02/08/22 10:35:19 PM
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I for one welcome our new PiOverlord.

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Pepys Monster
02/08/22 10:35:48 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
All my posts prior to this topic were actually encoded messages pointing you to the location and existence of this prison, but none of you ever solved it.
That's what you think. I'm in the facility now.

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Machete
02/08/22 10:42:36 PM
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That sucks. It's a real party over here at area 69. I'm so glad I crashed my alien space ship where I did.

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Heartomaton
02/08/22 10:43:06 PM
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Machete posted...
That sucks. It's a real party over here at area 69. I'm so glad I crashed my alien space ship where I did.

Greetings from Area 420, brah.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
02/08/22 10:45:54 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
That's what you think. I'm in the facility now.

We're both here. Where are you my PiOverlord

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PiOverlord
02/08/22 11:47:58 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
We're both here. Where are you my PiOverlord

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/4/AAfMaiAAC53Y.jpg
Hahahaha, I was just kidding, hahahahaha. There's no such thing as Area 52. I'm just in my normal home for normal humans on my normal planet, hahahahaha! You both can go home. Area 52 just has some government junk, hahahahaha.

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Machete
02/08/22 11:56:28 PM
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Area 420? That's not even a separate facility. That's just what we call the snack bar in the super-basement of area 69 because the marklars, galgameks and agent johnson are always hotboxing the storage closets. Have you been down there all this time, heartomaton?

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bulletproofvita
02/09/22 12:01:45 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I for one welcome our new PiOverlord.
Nice

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MedeaLysistrata
02/09/22 12:03:46 AM
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Air force posting established

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Heartomaton
02/09/22 12:21:31 AM
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Machete posted...
Area 420? That's not even a separate facility. That's just what we call the snack bar in the super-basement of area 69 because the marklars, galgameks and agent johnson are always hotboxing the storage closets. Have you been down there all this time, heartomaton?

Well I mean, you'd know... if you ever visited.

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