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Lebronwon 02/20/22 9:28:49 AM #1:	https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/cross-country-skiing-finn-remi-suffers-frozen-penis-mass-start-race-2022-02-20/ The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year. "You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men's Olympic 50km race) ... it was one of the worst competitions I've been in. It was just about battling through," he told Finnish media. With organisers worried about frostbite during Saturday's race, it was delayed by an hour and shortened by 20km. The thin suits and under-layers worn by racers, as well as plasters to cover their faces and ears, offered little protection. Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his appendage once the race was over. "When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable," he added. --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:962806881] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/cross-country-skiing-finn-remi-suffers-frozen-penis-mass-start-race-2022-02-20/ The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part. Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year. "You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men's Olympic 50km race) ... it was one of the worst competitions I've been in. It was just about battling through," he told Finnish media. With organisers worried about frostbite during Saturday's race, it was delayed by an hour and shortened by 20km. The thin suits and under-layers worn by racers, as well as plasters to cover their faces and ears, offered little protection. Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his appendage once the race was over. "When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable," he added. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimRob 02/20/22 9:30:08 AM #2:	Lmfao <cite>JimRob posted [p:962806900] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 02/20/22 9:37:03 AM #3:	Reminds me of the Griffin in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: "I've lost feelin' in all my extremities. And I do mean all my extremities." --- "A person can be young and idiotic or old and sharp. Joe Biden in a coma is still more coherent than MTG after her weird workout routine." - Torgo <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:962807036] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of the Griffin in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: "I've lost feelin' in all my extremities. And I do mean all my extremities." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/20/22 9:40:24 AM #4:	Lebronwon posted... leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time Bruh --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:962807093] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Lebronwon posted... </cite> <quote>leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time</quote>Bruh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fade2black001 02/20/22 9:41:20 AM #5:	Why do people find this funny? What if it was your dick frozen like this? Would you be laughing then? --- Put on a smile cause Jesus loves you <cite>Fade2black001 posted [p:962807107] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Why do people find this funny? What if it was your dick frozen like this? Would you be laughing then? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 02/20/22 9:42:49 AM #6:	jesus christ --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:962807133] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>jesus christ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/20/22 9:43:27 AM #7:	Oof --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:962807138] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Oof </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 02/20/22 9:54:44 AM #8:	at least he didn't touch it to the frozen flagpole <_< --- A Flock Descends Into the Pentagonal Garden <cite>toreysback posted [p:962807310] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>at least he didn't touch it to the frozen flagpole <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 02/20/22 10:20:33 AM #10:	Fade2black001 posted... Why do people find this funny? it's the word and situation. PENIS. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:962807788] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Fade2black001 posted...</cite> <quote>Why do people find this funny? </quote> it's the word and situation. PENIS.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fade2black001 02/20/22 11:16:28 AM #11:	kingdrake2 posted... it's the word and situation. PENIS. Are you guys like 5 years old? --- Put on a smile cause Jesus loves you <cite>Fade2black001 posted [p:962808713] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>it's the word and situation. PENIS.</quote>Are you guys like 5 years old? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydneySweenHero 02/20/22 11:18:10 AM #13:	hehe penis --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962808738] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>hehe penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/20/22 11:21:00 AM #14:	Icicock --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:962808786] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Icicock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 02/20/22 11:29:59 AM #15:	Ouch. You would think he would find a way to make sure it never happened again after the first time. Thats a lesson I dont want to learn twice. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:962808962] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Ouch. You would think he would find a way to make sure it never happened again after the first time. Thats a lesson I dont want to learn twice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DowntownMrSmith 02/20/22 11:36:31 AM #16:	Didnt something like this happen on The Boys? ~~an ordinary person has sex with a superhero whose power is ice and when she orgasms, she freezes his dick off.~~ <cite>DowntownMrSmith posted [p:962809077] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Didnt something like this happen on The Boys? an ordinary person has sex with a superhero whose power is ice and when she orgasms, she freezes his dick off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/20/22 11:36:37 AM #17:	I've had it lose circulation before when I was sitting. That's the closest I can know to what this guy went through. They need to provide heat packs inside the suit maybe. Like just put a warm pad next to your junk while your skiing <cite>Zikten posted [p:962809083] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>I've had it lose circulation before when I was sitting. That's the closest I can know to what this guy went through. They need to provide heat packs inside the suit maybe. Like just put a warm pad next to your junk while your skiing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 02/20/22 11:36:57 AM #18:	Fade2black001 posted... Why do people find this funny? What if it was your dick frozen like this? Would you be laughing then? because it didn't happen to us, it's just like watching Jackass where it's funny except for the guy getting thrown in a pit of snakes or whatever --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:962809088] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Fade2black001 posted... </cite> <quote>Why do people find this funny? What if it was your dick frozen like this? Would you be laughing then?</quote>because it didn't happen to us, it's just like watching Jackass where it's funny except for the guy getting thrown in a pit of snakes or whatever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103 02/20/22 11:45:29 AM #19:	That's embarrassing, but this is the risk you take for a medal. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon <cite>Hop103 posted [p:962809266] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>That's embarrassing, but this is the risk you take for a medal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 02/20/22 12:15:52 PM #20:	I think after the first time my penis froze I would look into a different sport. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:962809942] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>I think after the first time my penis froze I would look into a different sport. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedLuigi 02/20/22 12:19:42 PM #21:	Sounds like a brand new Bond villain: Ice Cock --- It's-a-me! Green Mario! _Stuff_ posted "I love u red Luigi girl" <cite>RedLuigi posted [p:962810026] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a brand new Bond villain: Ice Cock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 02/21/22 10:54:02 AM #22:	Thats some stiff competition --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:962835392] in Finland sk... [t:79907283]...</cite> <quote>Thats some stiff competition</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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