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YugiNoob
03/02/22 9:12:15 PM
#351:


What in the flying fuck? I got a call from someone whos asking how he gets a religious exemption forget thishis drivers license. He says his religion prevents him from being photographed. I still have him on hold because Im trying to figure out what to do with this guy. For one thing the city and county handles drivers licenses, not the state <_<

Well, he said his religion was some hybrid Amish for those who were wondering.

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Smackems
03/02/22 9:28:00 PM
#352:


Aren't there religions that think photos steal your soul or some shit lol

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MabusIncarnate
03/02/22 9:36:22 PM
#353:


YugiNoob posted...
What in the flying fuck? I got a call from someone whos asking how he gets a religious exemption forget thishis drivers license. He says his religion prevents him from being photographed. I still have him on hold because Im trying to figure out what to do with this guy. For one thing the city and county handles drivers licenses, not the state <_<

Well, he said his religion was some hybrid Amish for those who were wondering.
I grew up close to Lancaster PA and this isn't all that strange. I heard from a lot of people to not photograph them, as some do think as Smackems says, getting photographed takes their soul. I mean, for religion its absurd, but at the same time, it may be a valid reason for this person.

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Smackems
03/02/22 9:55:24 PM
#354:


Yeah even if it sounds silly to us, to them it may be THE most terrifying thing imaginable. Never underestimate the fear religious people may have for their souls

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Smackems
03/02/22 10:17:32 PM
#356:


Have to be finga poppin in Elden Ring

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/02/22 11:01:12 PM
#357:


1-0 Nashville over Seattle after 1 period.

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Smackems
03/02/22 11:08:25 PM
#359:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I would say 2 is the easiest because there are so many ai summons you can use

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MabusIncarnate
03/02/22 11:46:08 PM
#360:


Yeah I thought 2 was the easiest also, but probably my least favorite. I only played Dark Souls 1-3 though. I'll get to Elden Ring eventually.

It was the charge cable, works fine with other stuff, didn't charge my pro controller. Used the cord the controller came with and it works fine, charging now.

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JimCarrysToe
03/03/22 12:13:30 AM
#361:


Yall want some creationist feet conspiracies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=verRtBYZHgg

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Smackems
03/03/22 12:22:32 AM
#362:


Puppy being a SHIT tonight

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/22 12:25:31 AM
#363:


Did it shit on your bed?

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Talib_21
03/03/22 12:25:59 AM
#364:


Puppys are so fucking cute, but god damn what a handful

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JimCarrysToe
03/03/22 12:56:19 AM
#365:


My skin hurts when i move and i wanna sleep but i cant sleep. Also am i crazy or does caramel hard candy help with sore throats? Granted my sore throat is very mild, but i feel like its doing something. Or maybe im just making excuses to eat candy.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/22 1:02:58 AM
#366:


I was gonna say what the fuck your skin hurts? Then I remember you've got the covid. My solution? Get drunk for about a week. Worked for me.

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Smackems
03/03/22 1:16:54 AM
#367:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Did it shit on your bed?
No its being a shit not a being that's shitting

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I was gonna say what the fuck your skin hurts? Then I remember you've got the covid. My solution? Get drunk for about a week. Worked for me.
The covid. Okay grandpa

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/22 1:24:11 AM
#368:


1883 wasn't bad, just finished it.

Pup did nothing wrong, let it chew on what it wants.

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Smackems
03/03/22 1:40:35 AM
#369:


Imma sic her on your Bald Ruffian

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Talib_21
03/03/22 1:53:28 AM
#370:


I thought majoras mask was gonna come out on the switch, but I cant find that shit anywhere.

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JimCarrysToe
03/03/22 1:56:22 AM
#371:


I need to brush my teef but im too tired.

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Harpie
03/03/22 2:02:08 AM
#372:


Talib_21 posted...
I thought majoras mask was gonna come out on the switch, but I cant find that shit anywhere.
You need to have the NSO expansion pack, since its a nintendo 64 game

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Talib_21
03/03/22 2:38:57 AM
#373:


Harpie posted...
You need to have the NSO expansion pack, since its a nintendo 64 game
Oh so they were just releasing it on the expansion pack?

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Smackems
03/03/22 2:50:32 AM
#374:


Talib_21 posted...
Oh so they were just releasing it on the expansion pack?
Yes. That's where you find the N64 stuff

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/22 3:36:41 AM
#375:


  • A tip-off led police and inspectors to a factory near Ho Chi Minh City, where they found over 300,000 condoms being cleaned to sell as new.
  • A woman arrested at the scene said the used contraceptives were boiled in water, dried, reshaped on a wooden phallus, and then repackaged.


Sweet dreams everyone.

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/22 3:40:34 AM
#376:


Sounds sanitary enough

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/22 3:42:45 AM
#377:


Nah i'm never using condoms again. I'm not into recycling.

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Smackems
03/03/22 4:05:40 AM
#378:


Is wooden phallus an oxymoron

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/22 4:28:36 AM
#380:


Seriously now, that's a lot of effort to make a couple bucks on a condom. Between, uh, collection, however the fuck that happens, and then all the people that work there, labor costs, is it really financially positive to go this route? I'm not sure they thought things through, I wouldn't take it to Shark Tank just yet.

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WaterLink
03/03/22 4:51:00 AM
#381:


I just got full completion on all the Spyro games, but only 73% achievements. I looked at some of the ones I'm missing and it's a bunch of dumb arbitrary shit like "kill x amount of this particular enemies in this particular way this way in this particular level". It's easily doable but I'll probably move on to the Crash games now, and then maybe after I'm done with them I'll try to swoop around and wrap up those dumb arbitrary achievements the game developers only put in so you have a reason to keep playing

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BlazinBlue88
03/03/22 5:39:59 AM
#382:


JimCarrysToe posted...
My skin hurts when i move and i wanna sleep but i cant sleep. Also am i crazy or does caramel hard candy help with sore throats? Granted my sore throat is very mild, but i feel like its doing something. Or maybe im just making excuses to eat candy.
Nah most hard candies do help with sore throats to some extent. The caramel sugar makes a protective coating on your throat that keeps it from being irritated.

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Smackems
03/03/22 5:43:14 AM
#383:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/8/AAZOwTAAC_TQ.jpg
Yesss... Give in to your sleepiness... Let it consume you...

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The_Doge
03/03/22 11:38:58 AM
#385:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It wasn't a rivalry it was a sick hatred for a smug pooch that thought he had it all.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/3/AAapW0AAC_Vr.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/22 2:13:15 PM
#386:


See? The smugness?

*goes through rake collection*


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Talib_21
03/03/22 3:12:35 PM
#387:


Cute Dogey

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/22 5:35:30 PM
#388:


Had to help the new chick with something at work. Got it done and then she sends me a text "I miss you friend". Shes already tried to get me to come over to her new place and I have just basically never responded to it directly.

Now I guess she got into it with her supervisor and wants to quit so I have two people bugging me about it asking me shit like I got all the answers.

Also forgot my wallet so I gotta go home then back out to get booze tonight. Godamnit....

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MI4 REAL
03/03/22 5:52:58 PM
#389:


When you are waiting for booze to be sold when you are out :/

When you wonder why it's only sold at that time :?

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/22 6:11:50 PM
#390:


Ohh im always aware of when I can and cant buy it. It's a small window of like 12am-6 or 7am everyday that you cant buy it here. Never bothers me because I just get it after work and always get more than I can drink in one night.

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JimCarrysToe
03/03/22 6:14:16 PM
#391:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EAxHFhBteY

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Smackems
03/03/22 6:20:09 PM
#392:


I'm bout half fuckered up and half getting fuckered up

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Smackems
03/03/22 6:57:09 PM
#393:


Neighbor's youngest boy, 3 or 4, runnin around outside in just whitey tighties lol. Or I guess could be a diaper, idk

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/22 7:42:09 PM
#394:


Pelt it with a paintball gun

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Smackems
03/03/22 7:53:38 PM
#395:


Lol it

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/22 7:57:04 PM
#396:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Pelt it with a paintball gun

Hilarious

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/22 7:57:34 PM
#397:


Got the day off tomorrow, first one since wifes granddad's funeral. I'll be down to mario and shit tomorrow.


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Smackems
03/03/22 8:08:15 PM
#398:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Got the day off tomorrow, first one since wifes granddad's funeral. I'll be down to mario and shit tomorrow.
In that order? Imma shit during

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Smackems
03/03/22 8:14:28 PM
#400:


Hello Goats

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