Current Events > Something REALLY weird is happening with that older woman I slept with.

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You know that woman in her mid-50s I slept with a few days back? After we slept together, I gave her my phone number and left, and didn't really expect anything else to happen. I mean, I had done pretty well to fuck a much older and pretty hot woman. Well, I got a text message from her this morning, asking me to come back over her house this afternoon, to meet a bunch of her friends. They're having food and drinks or something. We texted for a bit longer, and basically, these are all women in their 40s, 50s and 60s, reasonably attractive, from middle-class backgrounds, who apparently spend their leisure time sleeping with younger guys. Most are divorced, some are still married (I assume she meant they're in open marriages). Seems like a great opportunity to have lots of sex with cougars.

I have no idea if this is a good course of action. Infact, it may be massively unwise for me. But a bunch of bored housewives and suburban women sound like pretty good fun. I've been told (by my friend) that they're all outwardly middle-class, professional women. One is a MD; another does some kind of fundraising for a charity; another runs a small art gallery. Really, through, they like to sleep around a lot. I guess after getting divorced, and most of their children being old enough to be independent, they're pretty bored of life. The youngest is something like 43, I think the oldest is about 68. All white, apart from an Indian woman. Haven't seen any photos, but if they're anything like my lady friend, they're good-looking in a middle-aged kind of way.

You know, this all sounds too good to be true. Like when I go over, the women will pop out with a baseball bat and attack me. Maybe. Should I go for it? I've still got about another hour to decide. There IS something about mature women, though.

Sunny, dear. If you ever needed an "allowance" for your hobbies and such, this is the time. Have sex with them, go on dates, get paid because you are low on funds for your hobbies. You can live the dream, your lady friend wouldn't show you off to them if they hadn't been interested.

Reminds me of an experience I once had. You know that woman in her mid-50s I slept with a few days back? After we slept together, I gave her my phone number and left, and didn't really expect anything else to happen. I mean, I had done pretty well to fuck a much older and pretty hot woman. Well, I got a text message from her this morning, asking me to come back over her house this afternoon, to meet a bunch of her friends. They're having food and drinks or something. We texted for a bit longer, and basically, these are all women in their 40s, 50s and 60s, reasonably attractive, from middle-class backgrounds, who apparently spend their leisure time sleeping with younger guys. Most are divorced, some are still married (I assume she meant they're in open marriages). Seems like a great opportunity to have lots of sex with cougars.

I have no idea if this is a good course of action. Infact, it may be massively unwise for me. But a bunch of bored housewives and suburban women sound like pretty good fun. I've been told (by my friend) that they're all outwardly middle-class, professional women. One is a MD; another does some kind of fundraising for a charity; another runs a small art gallery. Really, through, they like to sleep around a lot. I guess after getting divorced, and most of their children being old enough to be independent, they're pretty bored of life. The youngest is something like 43, I think the oldest is about 68. All white, apart from an Indian woman. Haven't seen any photos, but if they're anything like my lady friend, they're good-looking in a middle-aged kind of way.

You know, this all sounds too good to be true. Like when I go over, the women will pop out with a baseball bat and attack me. Maybe. Should I go for it? I've still got about another hour to decide. There IS something about mature women, though.

do it for CE

Sunhawk posted...

Like when I go over, the women will pop out with a baseball bat and attack me

Don't get our hopes up.

Is this bizarro world

Should I start writing book reviews

Go for the 68 year old for the lulz

Definitely bang the 43 year old regardless.

I'm almost certainly gonna do it, because the idea of having mulitple, good-looking women to sleep with is PRETTY awesome. I'm more interested in the women in their 50s and 60s than anything else. Late middle-age is a GREAT point for a woman, and I've fucked a woman in her early 60s before, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It makes me laugh, though, that these women are all outwards respectable. Apparently they live in the "nice" parts of my hometown, where the white, posh people usually live. They are all well educated, and have succeeded independently of their ex-husbands (apart from one, who inherited large amounts of money).

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Don't get our hopes up.

Lmao oh my god I just laughed out loud at the idea of them deciding against it just before they attack

pinky, am I turning into you? Is THAT what's happening?

Sunhawk posted...

I'm almost certainly gonna do it, because the idea of having mulitple, good-looking women to sleep with is PRETTY awesome. I'm more interested in the women in their 50s and 60s than anything else. Late middle-age is a GREAT point for a woman, and I've fucked a woman in her early 60s before, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It makes me laugh, though, that these women are all outwards respectable. Apparently they live in the "nice" parts of my hometown, where the white, posh people usually live. They are all well educated, and have succeeded independently of their ex-husbands (apart from one, who inherited large amounts of money).

That's why I said, if you're ever running low on funds, they'd likely be more than glad to help you get closer to your goal. They'd provide financial backing so long as you offer some collateral. Wink emoji.

Wtf. People on this board believe in transactional sex.

Sunhawk posted...

Wtf. People on this board believe in transactional sex.

It's not a transaction. It's completely unrelated to the sex. They'd want their hot piece of ass to be well taken care of like a cute little kitty. You need only wait until the time is right to vocalize that you want something, and they might feel generous and help you out with their large sums of money that's not being used for other stuff.

But also sex work is real work and valid and should be decriminalized.

Sunhawk posted...

Wtf. People on this board believe in transactional sex.

You need to realize you are giving these women the D bro.

Yeah. They SHOULD be grateful!

Maybe.

Makeveli_lives posted...

You need to realize you are giving these women the D bro.

This. And sunny, your lady friend wouldn't invite you to a party with them after talking about that stuff if they weren't interested. Worst case, this all backfires and you have one night to leave town. Whatever, stuff happens. More likely, you get to liven up their world then after like 4-8 months you all part ways.

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Cutting the rest of that sentence out is fucked up, mommy

What a plot twist

Well, I'm gonna go. I guess I'll leave in about 30 minutes. It's over in a nearby suburb. Apparently there are about a dozen of these bored, horny cougars. We'll see what happens.

Sunhawk posted...

Well, I'm gonna go. I guess I'll leave in about 30 minutes. It's over in a nearby suburb. Apparently there are about a dozen of these bored, horny cougars. We'll see what happens.

Bring them friends bro

You are going to be the train

Story is fake but I'm glad TC made the right fake decision

Nice blog

Something weird? Wait, she's breaking the boundaries of fiction and becoming real?!

IfGodCouldDie posted...

Don't get our hopes up.

Holy shit lmfao.

TC about to have a cougar harem.

I spotted this topic too late to save the TC.

TC is dead from Snu-snu now. F to pay respects to his memory.

This is a strange arc in the Sunhawk story. Although it's a little bit better than the "Robot trying to learn how to be human" saga, it's still...just, very Sunhawky.

Sunhawk posted...

I've fucked a woman

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/8/AAAsRxAAAWou.jpg

This is the quality content I come to CE for.

Whew, 4 hours and still out.

yunalenne10 posted...

Whew, 4 hours and still out.

There were either a lot of thirsty women, or a slightly larger amount of baseball bats than TC was bargaining for.

RIP, TC. It was nice while it lasted.

Sunhawk posted...

Wtf. People on this board believe in transactional sex.

Thats the whole point of smashing older women. 20-40 year old pussy is better.

You wouldnt go to a bowling alley and spend the whole time playing arcade games.

Well, I literally just got back.

There were maybe 14 or 15 women at the house, in a kind of open plan lounge and kitchenette area. Turns out, I was pretty much right. This is a sorta informal "cougar club", that likes to spend their spare time with young and youngish guys. I really can't believe my fucking luck. This is on a whole other level. The women, as promised, were between about 40 and 65 (or so). They definitely varied in attractiveness, from plain and a little overweight (as you would expect from middle-aged women), to really, really hot. Some of them told me about being gym goers; others apparently just eat sensibly and get light exercise. There were a few with fake boobs (a 34C woman, and a couple of 34E women), and they regaled me with tales of how much their silicone implants cost, and the names of medical centres.

They were dressed in different ways. Some were dressed in the "traditional" way that middle-aged women dress, basically floral print dresses and nice shoes, but many of them were either wearing tight jeans and tank tops, just like millennial girls on a night out do, or denim mini skirts and partially unbuttoned blouses. I couldn't believe it. The most shocking thing was how open they were about the stuff they do. I thought I would be facing lots of euphemisms and indirect speech, like "We should have a little fun", or "We should spend some time in private together", but my friend and the rest of the group came out and told me they were up for sex, oral sex, and various forms of sex play. I was shocked at the obscene language out their mouths - this, from middle-aged women.

They all introduced themselves, and told me a few things. I think my favourites were the proper soccer moms, in their mid and late 50s. You could see their lacy bras through their white shirts and tank tops, and some weren't even wearing bras. They told me about their favourite types of sex, and how they enjoy younger men. I remember I was REALLY nervous the first 20 minutes, but then I relaxed. Turns out, most are divorced, with children of varying ages, but three of them are still married (I could see their wedding rings), but are in open marriages. Towards the end, they all gave me their names and phone numbers, and, essentially, told me to call or text them whenever I felt like.

This is fucking amazing. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, especially not with older women. I could hook up with 40-somethings (the Indian woman was very pretty and flirted with me a lot), 50-somethings, who have large surburban houses to themselves, and a couple of 60-somethings, one of whom goes to the gym a lot and has a tight little body.

Thoughts? And just a few days ago, not much was happening in my life.

Sunhawk posted...

And just a few days ago, not much was happening in my life.

Lmao this is probably the best part of the post

So you went to a house with 15 women all saying they were down for sex and you left without having any sex?

Even for a made up story that makes no sense.

MrDrMan posted...

So you went to a house with 15 women all saying they were down for sex and you left without having any sex?

Have you ever gone to one of those like...Pampered Chef, or Party Lite house parties where the host basically invites a bunch of friends to get a commission for selling cookware or candles to them?

It was kind of like that, except Sunhawk was the candle.

More effort in the lie than No_U ever does. That's something, at least.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Have you ever gone to one of those like...Pampered Chef, or Party Lite house parties where the host basically invites a bunch of friends to get a commission for selling cookware or candles to them?

It was kind of like that, except Sunhawk was the candle.

All I know is I would have beat those AARP cheeks up.

I still haven't fully processed what was happening.

Part of me still thinks I'm the subject of a psychological experimental, or this is for some fucking stupid reality TV show. But I have their numbers. I'm so excited, I don't even know which to text first! You shouldn't seen the 50-somethings with the fake boobs, practically bursting out of their shirts. And they told some good stories. What they've been up to in life, how their marriages were, and so on. I doubt I'll hook up with the married women, because that seems so weird (I know open marriages are getting more common, though), but the others seem great. They were nice people.

Some of their comments were frankly obscene for their age group. One of the 60-something women was describing her favourite sex positions, and that lovely Indian woman literally told me she wanted me over just to shave a certain body part. Wtf. Even millennials don't neccesarily say shit like this.

Sunhawk posted...

Some of their comments were frankly obscene for their age group

Spoken like a person who has never spoken to an actual woman in a casual setting, tbh

1. Do not fuck any of the married ones.
2. Pace yourself and make it clear you are the prize and when your wanting sex they bend over backwards to accommodate you.
3. Use protection no matter what, you do not want an STD that fucks your life up.

Hope you enjoy all this if it is real, and make sure to prioritize the woman you first hooked up with that introduced you to this. She did let you into the cougar club so you should treat her better then the others because of this.