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Verdekal 03/08/22 11:14:50 PM #1:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFaNTnm4Tk8 --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:963287518] in This docto... [t:79934424]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFaNTnm4Tk8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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megamanfreakXD 03/08/22 11:18:25 PM #3:	Verdekal posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFaNTnm4Tk8 Physician here. We never talk that way in rounds. We don't have time for that type of nonsense. We round for 2-3 hours with like 20 patients and we hopefully finish before noon so the rest of the team can work. When he said "patient is in heart failure he needs diuresis", he gets a 10/10 for me for going straight to the point. --- https://i.imgur.com/tzhGHNu.gif http://error1355.com/ce/megamanfreakXD.html <cite>megamanfreakXD posted [p:963287595] in This docto... [t:79934424]...</cite> <quote>Verdekal posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFaNTnm4Tk8</quote>Physician here. We never talk that way in rounds. We don't have time for that type of nonsense. We round for 2-3 hours with like 20 patients and we hopefully finish before noon so the rest of the team can work. When he said "patient is in heart failure he needs diuresis", he gets a 10/10 for me for going straight to the point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKwaffle 03/08/22 11:19:20 PM #4:	I enjoyed that. --- - The user formerly known as WafflehouseJK <cite>JKwaffle posted [p:963287622] in This docto... [t:79934424]...</cite> <quote>I enjoyed that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 03/08/22 11:45:11 PM #5:	megamanfreakXD posted... Physician here. We never talk that way in rounds. We don't have time for that type of nonsense. We round for 2-3 hours with like 20 patients and we hopefully finish before noon so the rest of the team can work. When he said "patient is in heart failure he needs diuresis", he gets a 10/10 for me for going straight to the point. What if he said stat at the end? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:963288154] in This docto... [t:79934424]...</cite> <quote>megamanfreakXD posted... </cite> <quote>Physician here. We never talk that way in rounds. We don't have time for that type of nonsense. We round for 2-3 hours with like 20 patients and we hopefully finish before noon so the rest of the team can work. When he said "patient is in heart failure he needs diuresis", he gets a 10/10 for me for going straight to the point.</quote>What if he said stat at the end? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 03/10/22 2:00:37 PM #6:	He annexed Texas, Jerry! I can't keep letting this game go on man --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:963334797] in This docto... [t:79934424]...</cite> <quote>He annexed Texas, Jerry! I can't keep letting this game go on man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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