Current Events > Changing your motor oil is a scam. STOP changing your oil.

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Another_Voice
03/14/22 10:53:32 PM
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LOL, do you really put "new" oil in your car like a foolish clown? You do not need to do it, it's completely unnecessary.

Why do they make us do this, for profit obviously?? Last time I checked, dirty oil is still slippery... and as long as it's slippery, it still lubricates.

I bought my car in 2017 and haven't changed the oil once, and my car is fine.
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Solution_45
03/14/22 10:56:00 PM
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they've been lying to you, man
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ShineboxPhil
03/14/22 10:58:55 PM
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TC's car agrees
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Umbreon
03/14/22 11:13:33 PM
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I'm not a car person, but I thought it was still important to change your oil. Just, instead of "every X miles" it's "when it needs changing".

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Unsugarized_Foo
03/14/22 11:13:42 PM
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Hell they've been selling you fake oil for years now. Why get synthetic oil when REAL oil is still around for the same price

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monkmith
03/14/22 11:15:20 PM
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gas is a lie too, they invented engines that run on water decades ago but kept them from the market because it would hurt the oil industry!

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DemonBuffet
03/14/22 11:15:30 PM
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You know what else is oily and slippery? Bacon grease and vegetable oil! Its a lot cheaper than motor oil! Put that in your car instead, TC!

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Xavier_On_High
03/14/22 11:52:11 PM
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Throw the rats and rodents in, too. Anything can work as motor oil!

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ForsakenHermit
03/14/22 11:53:09 PM
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3K miles is the scam. You can go 4 or 5.

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CableZL
03/14/22 11:57:42 PM
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But do we know the long term effects of motor oil?

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MabusIncarnate
03/15/22 12:04:21 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
3K miles is the scam. You can go 4 or 5.
This is a fact, and there are resources online that tell you according to the make and model, how often you should really get your oil changed. A lot are 5,000 miles, not 3,000, but it became the mechanic standard to get you to go more often most likely.

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monkmith
03/15/22 12:05:19 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
This is a fact, and there are resources online that tell you according to the make and model, how often you should really get your oil changed. A lot are 5,000 miles, not 3,000, but it became the mechanic standard to get you to go more often most likely.
why would anyone follow a chart? you can literally check the oil yourself, its pretty obvious when it needs a change.

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