Current Events > Eric Trump: Putin was pants-pissingly terrified of my dad, ok?

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Bestoffuture
03/15/22 9:56:58 PM
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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/03/eric-trump-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-kgb

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Clap for that, you stupid bastards.
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WorsCaseOntario
03/15/22 9:58:23 PM
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Well he definitely isn't afraid of Biden

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Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham.
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SauI_Goodman
03/15/22 10:02:45 PM
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Lol trump was sucking on putins nuts the whole time

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monkmith
03/15/22 10:03:27 PM
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interesting that he brings up pee like that...

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Heartomaton
03/15/22 10:05:33 PM
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Literally no one was ever afraid of Trump the man, only the consequences of his election and actions.

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Machete
03/15/22 10:11:30 PM
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Eric Trump: I always have been and always will be pants-pissingly terrified of Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron. Don Jr. and I* have been fairly equal at pissing ourselves.

(*he actually said "me and Don Jr." I corrected his spelling/grammar because I didn't want it to look like I was the one who fucked it up instead of him).

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Tyranthraxus
03/15/22 10:13:41 PM
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Machete posted...
Eric Trump: I always have been and always will be pants-pissingly terrified of Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron. Don Jr. and I* have been fairly equal at pissing ourselves.

(*he actually said "me and Don Jr." I corrected his spelling/grammar because I didn't want it to look like I was the one who fucked it up instead of him).

"But my father never pisses his pants for anyone. He can't even if he wanted to. If pants needed to be pissed he would have to hire someone to do it. Maybe even 2 people. And it would definitely not be videotaped."

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Machete
03/15/22 10:20:55 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
"But my father never pisses his pants for anyone. He can't even if he wanted to. If pants needed to be pissed he would have to hire someone to do it. Maybe even 2 people. And it would definitely not be videotaped."

too many words... his chinless face would just slump over before he could get that all out and would just melt into his clavical area, probably sideways... like, The Thing style.

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MabusIncarnate
03/15/22 10:29:27 PM
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OVERGOATED posted...
lol sure bud
what's this guy's CE account?
@Complete_Idi0t

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Ruvan22
03/17/22 10:05:47 AM
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When people make these bold claims, I always have so many questions....
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Sayoria
03/17/22 4:39:08 PM
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Trump was drinking Putin's Moscow Mule.

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