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AirFresh
03/17/22 1:00:22 AM
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Woah mama tell me some more! Tell me more! What kind of feeling, the bubble variety perhaps? What about feces? Having to wipe any wet feces caused by the constant expunging of gas coming from your anal cavity?

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ComfortablySad
03/17/22 1:01:51 AM
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What caused it?

Some magic combination of Progresso Beef stew, tacos, and some other magic ingredients gave me gas I've never been able to replicate.

My neighbors even made fart noises from their apartment to mock my monstrous expulsions. That kinda sucked cause the chick was hot but too young for me anyway.

Back on topic. I need that formula.

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Dakimakura
03/17/22 1:02:34 AM
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sell it for 4 dollars a gallon

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AirFresh
03/17/22 1:02:56 AM
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ComfortablySad posted...
That kinda sucked cause the chick was hot but too young for me anyway.
Dude she wanted to sniff your gas! Shoulda invited her in bro

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ComfortablySad
03/17/22 1:05:22 AM
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AirFresh posted...
Dude she wanted to sniff your gas! Shoulda invited her in bro

We got home at the same time after work most days and she smirked the day after my outbursts when I held the door open for her.

Now I know that was a sign she wanted my gas.

Live and learn...

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ComfortablySad
03/17/22 1:10:05 AM
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Behave posted...
My guess would be the beef stroganoff that I made earlier is to blame. Then again I've been walking a lot because it's been nice out as well so the increased activity might be the cause.

Naw, walking wouldn't do that. If you'd said you'd been wacking off while on your back so your hand bangs yours guts repeatedly then maybe. But walking? No.

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AirFresh
03/17/22 1:11:53 AM
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ComfortablySad posted...
We got home at the same time after work most days and she smirked the day after my outbursts when I held the door open for her.

Now I know that was a sign she wanted my gas.

Live and learn...
Bro... *hugs*

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RustyReborn
03/17/22 1:12:40 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
sell it for 4 dollars a gallon


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