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LeoRavus
03/24/22 2:50:20 PM
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What kind of lazy shit is this? I had the original back in the day and it turned into a gun. This turd can just move its arms and legs.

https://tinyurl.com/yee9nut9

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Irony
03/24/22 2:50:48 PM
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That's a fucking Gundam

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bloodyarts
03/24/22 3:05:52 PM
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Are you serious with this shit..?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/2/AAA7ChAADD8g.jpg

Why the fuck would anyone buy this? It doesn't transform, it looks plastic-y and cheap as fuck, and they're talking about how fucking realistic it looks?!
If you're gonna make a Transformer that doesn't transform, put some fucking effort into it, like so;
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/6/AAA7ChAADD8a.jpg
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Veggeta_MAX
03/24/22 3:06:53 PM
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Yeah that sucks. Also it sucks when you buy the Voltron Lions that can't combine to become Voltron.

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burns112233
03/24/22 3:07:29 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/4/AANbh0AADCCq.jpg
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BeyondWalls
03/24/22 3:08:39 PM
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They made non-transforming Transformers in the 80s too.

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Nazanir
03/24/22 3:08:45 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
What kind of lazy shit is this? I had the original back in the day and it turned into a gun. This turd can just move its arms and legs.

https://tinyurl.com/yee9nut9
This is nothing new, there have been Transformers action figures for decades now.

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Saxon
03/24/22 3:11:32 PM
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If it doesn't function like a transformer toy, then it's just a collectible statue to go up on a shelf to look at.

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DirkDiggles
03/24/22 3:33:53 PM
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bloodyarts posted...
Are you serious with this shit..?

Why the fuck would anyone buy this? It doesn't transform, it looks plastic-y and cheap as fuck, and they're talking about how fucking realistic it looks?!

Those were like 5 or 6 bucks at walmart last year. I just want my Re-issues bcak, not this Beastwars bull crap.

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Lordgold666
03/24/22 3:34:11 PM
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Why sell a single toy w both forms when you can sell two

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Bass2
03/24/22 4:48:12 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
What kind of lazy shit is this? I had the original back in the day and it turned into a gun. This turd can just move its arms and legs.

https://tinyurl.com/yee9nut9


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/7/AACSo3AADD-J.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/8/AACSo3AADD-K.jpg
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Airhammy
03/24/22 6:20:12 PM
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Yeah Action Masters came out in the 90s, and there were lots of them. Some came with transforming partners which became weapons or accessories. Others came with transforming vehicles. A few in the European market actually did transform themselves. Omega Spreem for example (yeah not a typo).

This new Shockwave from the OP is part of the R.E.D. line. I guess it's Hasbro's way of competing with Super 7 figures and Ultimates. Of course there are plenty of other lines among the Transformers brand right now that do transform, so there's a lot to pick from. Different lines for different age groups.

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LeoRavus
03/26/22 6:18:24 PM
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Bass2 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/7/AACSo3AADD-J.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/8/AACSo3AADD-K.jpg

Airhammy posted...
Yeah Action Masters came out in the 90s, and there were lots of them. Some came with transforming partners which became weapons or accessories. Others came with transforming vehicles. A few in the European market actually did transform themselves. Omega Spreem for example (yeah not a typo).

This new Shockwave from the OP is part of the R.E.D. line. I guess it's Hasbro's way of competing with Super 7 figures and Ultimates. Of course there are plenty of other lines among the Transformers brand right now that do transform, so there's a lot to pick from. Different lines for different age groups.

I don't think Action Masters were by Hasbro.

IDK, regardless of when non transforming Transformers were released these expensive plain old action figures seem lazy. I wish I kept all my old ones from the 80s and 90s.

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Saxon
03/26/22 6:28:41 PM
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The Transformers fan base is getting a little too old for toys wouldn't you say?

All the kids who played with and collected Transformers in the 80s are in their mid to late 40s now.
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Airhammy
03/26/22 6:40:21 PM
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You're never too old, heh.

I'm 38 and own nearly 1000 of them. Still buying them today. Waiting on two orders now actually which includes 3 from the newest line.

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LeoRavus
03/26/22 6:42:46 PM
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Airhammy posted...
You're never too old, heh.

I'm 38 and own nearly 1000 of them. Still buying them today. Waiting on two orders now actually which includes 3 from the newest line.

Have you seen the Megatron/Baroness HISS tank one that's coming out next year?

I don't collect them anymore but might preorder that.

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Airhammy
03/26/22 6:45:06 PM
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Indeed I have

https://hasbropulse.com/products/transformers-collaborative-g-i-joe-mash-up-megatron-h-i-s-s-tank-and-baroness

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LeoRavus
03/26/22 6:47:02 PM
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Airhammy posted...
Indeed I have

https://hasbropulse.com/products/transformers-collaborative-g-i-joe-mash-up-megatron-h-i-s-s-tank-and-baroness

It sold out fast on Pulse but other stores are talking preorders. Looks cool but $90...

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Airhammy
03/26/22 6:56:13 PM
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https://twitter.com/Protoman/status/1496930040474308623

For comparison this Jetfire is $80 US. Height aside the price is higher due to the tank and Baroness.

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