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eridania67814
04/17/22 12:55:30 AM
#151:


Ok, well as long as your dick is big and you go in dry, you can maybe give her the same if she let's you fuck. Idk, y'all are weird here

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JTilly
04/17/22 12:58:45 AM
#152:


eridania67814 posted...
Ok, well as long as your dick is big and you go in dry, you can maybe give her the same if she let's you fuck. Idk, y'all are weird here
Are you telling tc to make her bleed with his dick..


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Scotty_Rogers
04/17/22 12:59:34 AM
#153:


In case anyone doesn't know, TC is a proven alt of Superman 2000.

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JTilly
04/17/22 1:00:20 AM
#154:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
In case anyone doesn't know, TC is a proven alt of Superman 2000.
And you a proven alt of somelikeithoth fam

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Scotty_Rogers
04/17/22 1:04:28 AM
#156:


No, really, this is Superman 2000. He's currently in purg for the third time in 2022 (yes he's been purg'd three times this year). His other alts are The0Rebirth, L0gic (who got purg'd twice this year), logical, SuperSupreme and TheMajinVegeta. He certainly has more, too. These aren't accusations; these are actual proven facts.

It was proven that Rebirth, L0gic and logical were his alts because they were all purg'd on the same day as him when he first got purg'd; all three of these alts even logged in at the same minute. It's also pretty obvious that Intro2Logic is his alt because of the similar username to the other Logics, plus he made a topic about alts here right after Supes did last week. As for SuperSupreme and TheMajinVegeta, he doesn't make it one bit subtle with his posts. Maybe you have to see them to believe it, but they're him.

The worst part about Supes is that he's literally been using these alts to agree with himself for about 20 years now. When he gets into a disagreement with someone, he calls on an alt to back him up and troll the user he's arguing with. So, yes, this is a troll topic and you all fell for it.

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JTilly
04/17/22 1:06:11 AM
#157:


I prefer Hoth over Scotty tbh, but thanks for the info

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Returning_CEmen
04/17/22 1:06:32 AM
#158:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAOCcDAADJF0.jpg

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DrizztLink
04/17/22 1:18:35 AM
#159:


Returning_CEmen posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAOCcDAADJF0.jpg
"And so anyway not only was my dick bleeding, I couldn't even bandage the goddamn thing because all these fucking nerds on CE wouldn't get off it over terminology or some shit."

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Arcanine2009
04/17/22 2:43:25 AM
#160:


JTilly posted...
Are you telling tc to make her bleed with his dick..

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/4/AAS1rFAADJGi.jpg

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Mr_Karate_II
04/17/22 2:53:39 AM
#161:


Returning_CEmen posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAOCcDAADJF0.jpg
I was waiting for this.

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Mr_Karate_II
04/17/22 2:54:37 AM
#162:


DrizztLink posted...
"And so anyway not only was my dick bleeding, I couldn't even bandage the goddamn thing because all these fucking nerds on CE wouldn't get off it over terminology or some shit."
You're TC?

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DrizztLink
04/17/22 2:55:20 AM
#163:


Mr_Karate_II posted...
You're TC?
Do you understand quotation marks?

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dj1200
04/17/22 2:55:51 AM
#164:


DrizztLink posted...
"And so anyway not only was my dick bleeding, I couldn't even bandage the goddamn thing because all these fucking nerds on CE wouldn't get off it over terminology or some shit."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You are still a virgin after all this.


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Mr_Karate_II
04/17/22 2:58:39 AM
#165:


DrizztLink posted...
Do you understand quotation marks?
I wasn't even paying attention.


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dj1200
04/17/22 3:12:40 AM
#166:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/9/AAAChIAADJGx.jpg

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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 8:00:21 AM
#167:


I have no idea where these claims about me being some alt are coming from. I named this account after Prelude2Entropy, before he passed away.

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bsp77
04/17/22 8:20:22 AM
#168:


Intro2Logic posted...
I have no idea where these claims about me being some superman alt are coming from. I named this account after Prelude2Entropy, before he passed away. I wish this were just a troll topic, but it really did happen and I have the bloody underwear to prove it.
Is there an update on where you stand with her?

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RenescoStCewl
04/17/22 8:37:47 AM
#171:


Intro2Logic posted...
I have no idea where these claims about me being some superman alt are coming from. I named this account after Prelude2Entropy, before he passed away. I wish this were just a troll topic, but it really did happen and I have the bloody underwear to prove it.
Just ignore scotty. He's a troll describing himself.

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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 8:40:38 AM
#172:


bsp77 posted...
Is there an update on where you stand with her?
Nothing beyond that she texted me good morning yesterday, and reiterated that she'd reach out upon feeling less awkward. I'll give her time on this, my dick's out of commission for a bit anyways.

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bsp77
04/17/22 8:49:06 AM
#173:


Intro2Logic posted...
Nothing beyond that she texted me good morning yesterday, and reiterated that she'd reach out upon feeling less awkward. I'll give her time on this, my dick's out of commission for a bit anyways.
How long had you been dating? Is this an exclusive thing?

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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 9:01:03 AM
#174:


bsp77 posted...
How long had you been dating? Is this an exclusive thing?
This was our third date.

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bsp77
04/17/22 9:03:34 AM
#175:


Intro2Logic posted...
This was our third date. Nothing's been said on the subject of exclusivity.
Okay, for some reason I assumed it may have been more than 3 dates

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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 10:11:29 AM
#176:


There's a part of me that's almost relieved this happened because it means it wasn't my fault things went bad, lol

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samurai bandit
04/17/22 2:47:29 PM
#177:


Meanwhile your dick heals maybe you can offer to give her a HJ or BJ if things get spicy. Definitely keep the mood going if you can so that when you heal there is still some sexual interest.

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Scorsese2002
04/17/22 2:50:34 PM
#178:


Lotion is your friend

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Strider102
04/17/22 2:54:14 PM
#179:


Intro2Logic posted...
Nothing beyond that she texted me good morning yesterday, and reiterated that she'd reach out upon feeling less awkward. I'll give her time on this, my dick's out of commission for a bit anyways.

You scarred her for life.

Start calling her The Dick Ripper.

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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 2:54:40 PM
#180:


samurai bandit posted...
Meanwhile your dick heals maybe you can offer to give her a HJ or BJ if things get spicy.

After I got out of the bathroom with my bloody dick, I asked if there was anything I could do for her, but she said she was ovulating and put the kibosh on that idea

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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 3:07:23 PM
#181:


Keep replaying things over and over in my head. I was very nervous, and she recognized that, but dick bleeding aside it was fun.

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XxKrebsxX
04/17/22 3:33:43 PM
#182:


Ovulating, eh? She was ready for your babies.
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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 3:37:10 PM
#183:


XxKrebsxX posted...
Ovulating, eh? She was ready for your babies.
The reason she was gonna go down on me is because she didn't have any condoms, so I'm not sure about that.

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Arcanine2009
04/17/22 5:02:21 PM
#184:


Strider102 posted...
You scarred her for life.

Start calling her Jacqueline The Dick Ripper.


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Intro2Logic
04/17/22 5:04:27 PM
#185:


I will not be calling her that. But if she asks how it's doing, I might make a joke about it needing to be reattached.

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Bass2
04/17/22 6:00:56 PM
#186:


OPs girlfriend is a griever.

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