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RealityDose
04/26/22 1:07:11 AM
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The fuck they keep misspelling the word 'mum' for
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AwesomeFawful
04/26/22 1:08:11 AM
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Cuz for some reason we decided it was spelled mom in 'Merica

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RealityDose
04/26/22 1:11:57 AM
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The best part it is switches between the original version sometimes

Hermione is going to be talking about how we need to walk on the sidewalk and Hagrid is going to say it's trash what Malfoy said about muggle burns

I think I need a pint of good old fashioned lager
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Smiffwilm
04/26/22 1:12:14 AM
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If it's the American version, then shouldn't his name be Henry Porter?

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RealityDose
04/26/22 1:14:33 AM
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Smiffwilm posted...
If it's the American version, then shouldn't his name be Henry Porter?

Oh gosh, says Harry. I can't be a darn wizard
I mean I still have to take a cab to my high school!
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Zikten
04/26/22 2:11:59 AM
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your a wizard, Henry! Here's your gun
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Kim_Seong-a
04/26/22 2:26:26 AM
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In retrospect, they really should've gone all the way with the localization or just left everything alone.

It was years before I learned that Turkish Delight wasnt a turkey sandwhich

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The Popo
04/26/22 2:27:27 AM
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Zikten posted...
your a wizard, Henry! Here's your gun

*Vernon, Petunia & Dudders start clapping*

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Serious Cat
04/26/22 2:29:47 AM
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Smiffwilm posted...
If it's the American version, then shouldn't his name be Henry Porter?
The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter is that his name wasn't really Henry Porter.

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YellowSUV
04/26/22 2:31:22 AM
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I always bothered me they renamed the philosopher's stone the soccer's stone because "it sounded cooler".

*Edit sorcerer's, but I'm keeping the typo for the football soccer pun

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Norman_Smiley
04/26/22 2:39:52 AM
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Zikten posted...
your a wizard, Henry! Here's your gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS3y1Q3mFVw

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RealityDose
04/26/22 1:29:49 PM
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Blimey Harry!, said Hagrid. Would yeh look at th' time? It's time for me fav'o'rit show, Gordon Ramsey's Gardenin'

YellowSUV posted...
I always bothered me they renamed the philosopher's stone the soccer's stone because "it sounded cooler".

It's because they thought that the philosopher's stone wouldn't make it clear its' about wizards
like every British kid knows what the fuck it is or something
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keikoku
04/26/22 1:56:45 PM
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Did they change the owls to bald eagles?

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RealityDose
04/26/22 1:59:09 PM
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It's weird. I don't know if the version I have is a shitty half finished version or not but literally across a few pages it switches randomly between mom and mum
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YellowSUV
04/26/22 6:40:30 PM
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keikoku posted...
Did they change the owls to bald eagles?

lol

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ViewtifulJoe
04/26/22 6:45:23 PM
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The boy who accidentally shot voldemort

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BlackBlueButts
04/26/22 6:45:56 PM
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What differences are in the american version?

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Choco
04/26/22 6:49:19 PM
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RealityDose posted...
The best part it is switches between the original version sometimes

Hermione is going to be talking about how we need to walk on the sidewalk and Hagrid is going to say it's trash what Malfoy said about muggle burns

I think I need a pint of good old fashioned lager
do british people not say sidewalk? what do you say instead?

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Tom Clark
04/26/22 6:50:17 PM
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Choco posted...
do british people not say sidewalk? what do you say instead?

Pavement

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Choco
04/26/22 6:53:12 PM
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Tom Clark posted...
Pavement
hmm
i prefer sidewalk >:c

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Robot2600
04/28/22 2:23:32 PM
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What the fuck is a Sorcerer's Stone?

Do they mean the Philosopher's Stone?

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