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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 9:23:51 AM
#52:


Just remember they're like Morpheus: they can give you training and show you the door, but you have to be the one to open it. They're not magicians >_> You have to work on your end on too.

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Poorly
04/27/22 10:42:35 AM
#53:


NeonOctopus posted...
Just remember they're like Morpheus: they can give you training and show you the door, but you have to be the one to open it. They're not magicians >_> You have to work on your end on too.
So what they offering is the truth

And then if u ask "what truth?"

They will said" That you're my slave"

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Choco
04/27/22 3:38:59 PM
#54:


NeonOctopus posted...
Just remember they're like Morpheus: they can give you training and show you the door, but you have to be the one to open it. They're not magicians >_> You have to work on your end on too.
this post legitimately confused the fuck outta me at first cause i was like "what does this have to do with her sex appeal???"

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BeautifulBlaze
04/27/22 8:22:46 PM
#55:


I tried to avoid eye contact, but that's hard to do over Zoom. She has pretty eyes.

And she's single hahahahahahahahaha helpp

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CelestialVoices
04/27/22 8:24:40 PM
#58:


u gotta chill

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spikethedevil
04/27/22 8:24:41 PM
#59:


BeautifulBlaze posted...
I tried to avoid eye contact, but that's hard to do over Zoom. She has pretty eyes.

And she's single hahahahahahahahaha helpp

It really shouldnt be that hard to stay professional.

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 8:27:45 PM
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Choco posted...
this post legitimately confused the fuck outta me at first cause i was like "what does this have to do with her sex appeal???"
I do make other posts besides horny posts you know >_>

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BeautifulBlaze
04/27/22 8:28:15 PM
#61:


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I know I know, like I said, it's just a new experience, I just need time to adjust. >_>

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


She brought it up!

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 8:28:35 PM
#62:


NeonOctopus posted...
I wanted to fuck my therapist, but I kept that shit to myself and always knew it was just horny lust and nothing more >_> You hired her to help you with mental stuff, nothing else.


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JimmyFraska
04/27/22 8:33:01 PM
#63:


Stay with her. And if feelings start to develop mutually, you can date her and start seeing another therapist for those purposes.

I love female therapists.
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Vegy
04/27/22 8:33:14 PM
#64:


She's going to fall in love with you and tell you to choose another therapist

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/28/22 5:40:20 AM
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BeautifulBlaze posted...
She brought it up!
Odd

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Waddlez
04/28/22 6:01:10 AM
#66:


JimmyFraska posted...
Stay with her. And if feelings start to develop mutually, you can date her and start seeing another therapist for those purposes.

I love female therapists.
Are you for real? No, therapists shouldn't be dating their clients.

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Ivynn
04/28/22 6:36:53 AM
#67:


NeonOctopus posted...
I do make other posts besides horny posts you know >_>

NeonOctopus is like an onion, he has layers.

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Master Kazuya
04/28/22 6:39:56 AM
#68:


Find a new one

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Choco
04/28/22 7:04:47 AM
#69:


NeonOctopus posted...
I do make other posts besides horny posts you know >_>
i knowww, i was making fun of myself for being dumb lol

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Zikten
04/28/22 7:10:01 AM
#70:


I used to have a therapist I thought looked kinda like Pam from The Office
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BeautifulBlaze
04/28/22 4:51:07 PM
#71:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Odd

Not really we were discussing relationship issues lol

Zikten posted...
I used to have a therapist I thought looked kinda like Pam from The Office

Nice.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/28/22 4:51:59 PM
#72:


This actually just happened with my new doctor. But she said I can smoke weed, so, that's the important thing.

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Poorly
04/29/22 6:18:11 AM
#73:


Ivynn posted...
NeonOctopus is like an onion, he has layers.
NeonOgre but lived horribly ever after.

Can't imagine any female that would allow themselves to be grope twenty four seven.

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BeautifulBlaze
04/30/22 5:52:26 AM
#74:


Is it weird to call her "therapist waifu"?

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Mr_Karate_II
04/30/22 5:58:07 AM
#75:


Why would even want to call her that?

Yes it's weird and creepy

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spikethedevil
04/30/22 6:45:37 AM
#76:


Mr_Karate_II posted...
Why would even want to call her that?

Yes it's weird and creepy

You just described a large portion of CE.

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BeautifulBlaze
04/30/22 9:51:03 AM
#77:


Mr_Karate_II posted...
Why would even want to call her that?

Yes it's weird and creepy

lol I'm joking, obviously

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BeautifulBlaze
05/01/22 9:06:33 AM
#79:


How should I request a new therapist? Go to the agency and tell them, "I'd like a new therapist and make sure they are very ugly please." >_>

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BeautifulBlaze
05/01/22 9:18:48 PM
#80:


<_<

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spikethedevil
05/01/22 9:51:48 PM
#81:


Is it that hard to just stay professional?

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Waddlez
05/01/22 10:24:39 PM
#82:


If there was one thing I took away from my education, "never have sex with your clients."

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Slayer_22
05/01/22 10:26:22 PM
#83:


Waddlez posted...
If there was one thing I took away from my education, "never have sex with your clients."
Where do you work?

Please don't say funeral home.

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viewmaster_pi
05/01/22 10:30:16 PM
#85:


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and then see a therapist about that too tbh

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Waddlez
05/02/22 5:58:37 AM
#86:


Slayer_22 posted...
Where do you work?

Please don't say funeral home.
No not quite a funeral home. A hospital

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/03/22 11:14:49 PM
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She'll know

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Hop103
05/03/22 11:20:50 PM
#89:


ZevLoveDOOM posted...
"My Little Therapist" sounds like the weirdest line of toys imaginable...


That's an untapped premise for a loli doujin.

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BeautifulBlaze
05/04/22 9:12:26 AM
#90:


I'd feel bad asking for a new therapist. It's not really her fault. She might be very effective too. I will be professional!

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