Poll of the Day > Whats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?

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Notschmendrake posted...

Toys and church donations. Both of those are things I find pretty inauthentic. My strap on is literally an inauthentic dick, and I am not overly fond of churches for anything beyond ritual usage, and that's honestly pretty cheap.

Then that might be where the disconnect is. I dont really see them as being inauthentic For example, Im not looking at a strap on as an inauthentic dick. Im looking at it as a tool to enhance sex. Most of the time, I dont think a straight guy who likes to do anal stuff want a dick in them. But its fine to use a toy to hit certain spots that are more easily hit using a toys

As for churches, many are just places where people of the same religion can meet every week. Some of them can be cheap, like those weird services you see on tv. But many are actually pretty tame. Its not for everybody, though. That said, I dont see that as cheap at all

I did it for free to some guy who might have saved my life. I owe him that much.

That's a question alright.
Not sure what it's asking, but it's definitely a question.

If I had a trillion dollars I'd buy a million bucks.

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Zareth posted...

That's a question alright.
Not sure what it's asking, but it's definitely a question.

I understood the question the first time I read it. 0 issues.

How the fuck are so many people struggling with this? Do you just get 4 or 5 words in and decide reading isnt worth the effort?

Let's break it down

"What's the minimum amount"
Ok, so clearly this is going to be a question, and that question revolves around what is the least amount you would take to do something"

"For your to orally please"
Clearly referring performing oral sex on another person

"Your non preferred gender"
Clearly referring to the gender that you do not sexually prefer

So, if we put that altogether, it looks like it is asking

"how much money would it cost for you to give oral sex to someone who is not the gender that you are attracted to"

That was really hard, huh?

Yall are on an internet message board. You should have SOME LEVEL of reading comprehension.

It's worded poorly

Sure it's not worded great, but it's not hard to understand unless you're misunderstanding deliberately, or just lack reading comprehension.

Its worded poorly but the question has been asked here so many times that most people should get it anyway

Notschmendrake posted...

If you already have money, you dont necessarily have a price.

Everyone has a price. Just because someone has money that doesn't mean they don't want more. Look at all these rich people that still want more money. Even more so for something as simple as oral sex that is over relatively quickly.

wolfy42 posted...

Money can't buy everything, and the answer is to just require other things besides money (like good pizza).

It can buy most things.

why am I the biggest slut on here?

Its definitely worded poorly, as others have said. When first reading it, I wasnt sure what they were asking

Notschmendrake posted...

"For your to orally please"
Clearly referring performing oral sex on another person

But thats not what it says. It says, For you orally please. While I figured he just forgot a word, it does make it sound kind of weird