Current Events > Elon wants his accuser to describe his dick.

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gatorsPENSbucs 05/20/22 4:14:50 PM #52:	Where does it mention anything about his private area? --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:965183677] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Where does it mention anything about his private area? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/20/22 4:15:58 PM #53:	you could be friggin' Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg for all i care. just keep your dick in your pants dawg! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:965183702] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>you could be friggin' Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg for all i care. just keep your dick in your pants dawg! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cuticrusader09 05/20/22 4:17:40 PM #54:	LinkPizza posted... I think he knows how dumb this is. Most people cant describe dicks that well As a gay guy who has seen lots of dick for sexual encounters and from being in the military, they all start to blend together. To really tell a dick from another, there are only certain things that could help. Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, or like weird in some way like a deformity (crooked or something) even size isnt as good of an indicator unless they are outside the average range. In the end, if it looked like an average dick, there may not be anything to describe And to be fair if she didnt want to see the dick, she would look away ASAP. --- AC - Violet on Penny. (N), Rose on Sapphire (S) <cite>Cuticrusader09 posted [p:965183741] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>I think he knows how dumb this is. Most people cant describe dicks that well As a gay guy who has seen lots of dick for sexual encounters and from being in the military, they all start to blend together. To really tell a dick from another, there are only certain things that could help. Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, or like weird in some way like a deformity (crooked or something) even size isnt as good of an indicator unless they are outside the average range. In the end, if it looked like an average dick, there may not be anything to describe</quote> And to be fair if she didnt want to see the dick, she would look away ASAP.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 05/20/22 4:17:47 PM #55:	When one of the most powerful men on the entire planet has the temperament and mental maturity of a 10 year old --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:965183745] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>When one of the most powerful men on the entire planet has the temperament and mental maturity of a 10 year old </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 05/20/22 4:19:18 PM #56:	Short term memory loss is common during traumatic incidents --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVkE2oJrxM8 <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:965183784] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Short term memory loss is common during traumatic incidents </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/20/22 4:20:34 PM #57:	Cuticrusader09 posted... And to be fair if she didnt want to see the dick, she would look away ASAP. Probably. But at that point, the damage is done. Youve already seen it And depending on what she saw, it could have been like a train wreck where you just cant look away. Or so stunned/shocked that you couldnt look away Or were trying to make sure you were seeing things correctly --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:965183810] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Cuticrusader09 posted...</cite> <quote>And to be fair if she didnt want to see the dick, she would look away ASAP.</quote> Probably. But at that point, the damage is done. Youve already seen it And depending on what she saw, it could have been like a train wreck where you just cant look away. Or so stunned/shocked that you couldnt look away Or were trying to make sure you were seeing things correctly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 05/20/22 4:24:23 PM #58:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... Where does it mention anything about his private area? What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick.... --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:965183891] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>gatorsPENSbucs posted... </cite> <quote>Where does it mention anything about his private area?</quote> What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 05/20/22 4:30:42 PM #59:	LinkPizza posted... I think he knows how dumb this is. Most people cant describe dicks that well As a gay guy who has seen lots of dick for sexual encounters and from being in the military, they all start to blend together. To really tell a dick from another, there are only certain things that could help. Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, or like weird in some way like a deformity (crooked or something) even size isnt as good of an indicator unless they are outside the average range. In the end, if it looked like an average dick, there may not be anything to describe Exactly. Besides cut or uncut what even could you say about the average dick? Maybe he has vitiligo on his dick....or Grimes face tatted on his knob ....but only the first one would mean anything conclusively. --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:965184049] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted... </cite> <quote>I think he knows how dumb this is. Most people cant describe dicks that well As a gay guy who has seen lots of dick for sexual encounters and from being in the military, they all start to blend together. To really tell a dick from another, there are only certain things that could help. Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, or like weird in some way like a deformity (crooked or something) even size isnt as good of an indicator unless they are outside the average range. In the end, if it looked like an average dick, there may not be anything to describe</quote> Exactly. Besides cut or uncut what even could you say about the average dick? Maybe he has vitiligo on his dick....or Grimes face tatted on his knob ....but only the first one would mean anything conclusively. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat More Beef 05/20/22 4:33:23 PM #60:	I enjoy how he low-key threw in that he's got a tattoo on his dick... --- I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat More Beef posted [p:965184097] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>I enjoy how he low-key threw in that he's got a tattoo on his dick... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/20/22 4:40:31 PM #61:	Eat More Beef posted... I enjoy how he low-key threw in that he's got a tattoo on his dick... It's one of those finger mustaches. Because it's the single douchiest dick tat I can imagine. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:965184268] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Eat More Beef posted... </cite> <quote>I enjoy how he low-key threw in that he's got a tattoo on his dick...</quote>It's one of those finger mustaches. Because it's the single douchiest dick tat I can imagine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_MorningStar 05/20/22 4:41:33 PM #62:	KogaSteelfang posted... I had a manager about 10 years ago. Some guy exposed himself to her in the K-mart parking lot. She said it made her feel good, that he chose her of all people to show it to. I noped out of that conversation real fast. Don't kink shame bro --- http://i.imgur.com/UM1VO2V.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fd6WS3f.jpg <cite>_MorningStar posted [p:965184290] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>KogaSteelfang posted... </cite> <quote>I had a manager about 10 years ago. Some guy exposed himself to her in the K-mart parking lot. She said it made her feel good, that he chose her of all people to show it to. I noped out of that conversation real fast.</quote>Don't kink shame bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 05/20/22 4:46:47 PM #63:	TheVipaGTS posted... https://twitter.com/diltiagem/status/1527465650221993995 oof. The Elon bros are having a normal one. "Pure blood" Probably looks like a snaggletoothed inbred lol --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:965184424] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>TheVipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/diltiagem/status/1527465650221993995 oof. The Elon bros are having a normal one.</quote> "Pure blood" Probably looks like a snaggletoothed inbred lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 05/20/22 5:12:14 PM #64:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick.... Please forgive gators. Context clues and logical thinking is hard for him. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:965184998] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite> <quote>What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick....</quote>Please forgive gators. Context clues and logical thinking is hard for him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 05/20/22 5:27:36 PM #66:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick.... Scars, or tattoos, or anything like that, like what he said. If she saw that, then theres a chance she saw a lot more. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:965185315] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite> <quote>What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick....</quote>Scars, or tattoos, or anything like that, like what he said. If she saw that, then theres a chance she saw a lot more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 05/20/22 5:30:48 PM #67:	Elon Musk is en-route to becoming the greatest troll of our generation. --- PWB's #1 Bad Bunny Mark <cite>HagenEx posted [p:965185387] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Elon Musk is en-route to becoming the greatest troll of our generation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/20/22 5:40:27 PM #68:	What if Grimes contacts the accuser and describes in great detail about his dick? --- Oda break tracker 2022- 3 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 12-2 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 10-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:965185604] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>What if Grimes contacts the accuser and describes in great detail about his dick? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 05/20/22 5:47:41 PM #69:	i always hoped this dude would crash and burn but i never thought he'd be both the driver and the brick wall he's going to crash into what a time to be alive <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:965185785] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>i always hoped this dude would crash and burn but i never thought he'd be both the driver and the brick wall he's going to crash into what a time to be alive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/20/22 5:50:23 PM #70:	HagenEx posted... Elon Musk is en-route to becoming the greatest troll of our generation. Dude isn't even halfway to SBC in the trolling department. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:965185845] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>HagenEx posted... </cite> <quote>Elon Musk is en-route to becoming the greatest troll of our generation.</quote>Dude isn't even halfway to SBC in the trolling department. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/20/22 5:51:18 PM #71:	Tyranthraxus posted... Dude isn't even halfway to SBC in the trolling department. who's sbc? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:965185870] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Dude isn't even halfway to SBC in the trolling department.</quote>who's sbc? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Collat 05/20/22 6:00:09 PM #73:	Did they have a magnifying glass on them when it happened? <cite>Collat posted [p:965186071] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Did they have a magnifying glass on them when it happened? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/20/22 6:10:08 PM #74:	NeonOctopus posted... who's sbc? Sacha Baron Cohen, I assume. Which is technically true, but SBC isn't human shit. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:965186265] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>who's sbc?</quote>Sacha Baron Cohen, I assume. Which is technically true, but SBC isn't human shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 05/20/22 6:18:02 PM #75:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick.... The accusation is that he was completely naked except for a sheet on his lower half, which he moved to expose himself. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:965186436] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite> <quote>What else could he possibly be talking about if the accusation is that he showed her his dick....</quote>The accusation is that he was completely naked except for a sheet on his lower half, which he moved to expose himself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Collat 05/20/22 6:29:27 PM #76:	DrizztLink posted... Sacha Baron Cohen, I assume. Which is technically true, but SBC isn't human shit. Plus hes actually funny. <cite>Collat posted [p:965186684] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>Sacha Baron Cohen, I assume. Which is technically true, but SBC isn't human shit.</quote>Plus hes actually funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/20/22 6:30:29 PM #77:	Collat posted... Plus hes actually funny. Yeah. SBC is a satirist. Musky is an idiot teenager with the infinite money code activated. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:965186709] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Collat posted... </cite> <quote>Plus hes actually funny.</quote>Yeah. SBC is a satirist. Musky is an idiot teenager with the infinite money code activated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitbuller_26 05/20/22 6:41:19 PM #78:	Muskrats (sorry to the real animal) are lost. No need to look out for them. <cite>Pitbuller_26 posted [p:965186960] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Muskrats (sorry to the real animal) are lost. No need to look out for them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 05/20/22 11:52:58 PM #80:	I wonder how bad things will have to get before he gets fired as CEO --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:965193329] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how bad things will have to get before he gets fired as CEO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/20/22 11:56:07 PM #81:	Bio1590 posted... I wonder how bad things will have to get before he gets fired as CEO All it needs is a BOD vote. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:965193383] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>I wonder how bad things will have to get before he gets fired as CEO</quote>All it needs is a BOD vote. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 05/21/22 12:22:43 AM #82:	Tyranthraxus posted... All it needs is a BOD vote. Oh yeah I know, I'm just wondering at what point they'd finally pull the trigger. Musk would probably go nuclear. --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:965193869] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote> All it needs is a BOD vote. </quote> Oh yeah I know, I'm just wondering at what point they'd finally pull the trigger. Musk would probably go nuclear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krojen 05/21/22 12:52:39 AM #83:	As cool as it'd be for him to get fired.. Elon and his brother are both on the BOD, he's just not chairman anymore. Probably a meaningless distinction. Musk is literally the only risk keeping Tesla from world domination. --- http://i.imgur.com/hI4hAMb.jpg <cite>Krojen posted [p:965194240] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>As cool as it'd be for him to get fired.. Elon and his brother are both on the BOD, he's just not chairman anymore. Probably a meaningless distinction. Musk is literally the only risk keeping Tesla from world domination. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 05/21/22 3:15:33 AM #84:	s0nicfan posted... Is this when we find out that he got his dick tattoo'd to look like a dragon or something? lmao --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:965195554] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>s0nicfan posted... </cite> <quote>Is this when we find out that he got his dick tattoo'd to look like a dragon or something?</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 05/21/22 3:19:18 AM #85:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AAPCn7AADQPx.png --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:965195584] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AAPCn7AADQPx.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/21/22 3:22:16 AM #86:	deoxxys posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AAPCn7AADQPx.png The average Elon gets blasted by limitless Chad handjobs --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:965195615] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>deoxxys posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AAPCn7AADQPx.png</quote>The average Elon gets blasted by limitless Chad handjobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerDukeJimmy2 05/21/22 3:35:01 AM #87:	Could be a legit accusation, could be a fake one; a lot of responses are just confirming we are still in the guilty until proven innocent phase even after the Johnny Depp vs Amber Turd case. --- Playing: Elden Ring (PS5), Horizon: Forbidden West (PS5), Uncharted: Legacy or Thieves Collection (PS5) <cite>PowerDukeJimmy2 posted [p:965195715] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Could be a legit accusation, could be a fake one; a lot of responses are just confirming we are still in the guilty until proven innocent phase even after the Johnny Depp vs Amber Turd case. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1 05/21/22 3:37:33 AM #88:	It's amazing to me how NDAs can be legally binding to prevent people from reporting criminal behavior --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:965195733] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>It's amazing to me how NDAs can be legally binding to prevent people from reporting criminal behavior </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 05/21/22 8:31:16 AM #89:	scar the 1 posted... It's amazing to me how NDAs can be legally binding to prevent people from reporting criminal behavior They arent, though. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:965197968] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>scar the 1 posted... </cite> <quote>It's amazing to me how NDAs can be legally binding to prevent people from reporting criminal behavior</quote>They arent, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 05/21/22 12:16:33 PM #91:	Tenlaar posted... They arent, though. Then what did they pay that woman $250k to not disclose? --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:965201250] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>They arent, though.</quote>Then what did they pay that woman $250k to not disclose? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Elon wants his accuser to describe his dick.