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UnfairRepresent
06/03/22 4:58:33 AM
#1:


Do you get him the barbies?


Your son's birthday is coming up fast and you ask him what he wants. He enthusiastically says "I want the Pink Dress Barbie Malibu Avenue Fashion Doll & Accessories!"

You talk to your son's other parent who says "Yeah, I keep asking him and that's all he keeps asking for. That and other barbies."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/6/AAZiH8AADTBa.jpg

What do you do?

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FF_Redux
06/03/22 5:06:39 AM
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Get him the barbies if ifs what he wants

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/03/22 5:07:45 AM
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i tell him that he's a strong independent man who dont need no woman.

lol but seriously, i just get the damn doll...
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Trumble
06/03/22 5:11:56 AM
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I get him the cheap knockoff, because I sure as fuck don't recall having a son so he's probably three adults in a trenchcoat trying to scam me.

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creativerealms
06/03/22 5:13:48 AM
#5:


Buy him barbies.

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UnfairRepresent
06/03/22 6:26:31 AM
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pretty even so far

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UnfairRepresent
06/04/22 9:06:39 AM
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Trumble posted...
I get him the cheap knockoff, because I sure as fuck don't recall having a son so he's probably three adults in a trenchcoat trying to scam me.
wait wut

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asagi_mode_gone
06/04/22 9:07:49 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wait wut
He's saying that he doesn't have a son so the "son" in this scenario is probably 3 guys in a trenchcoat.
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DanHaren2022
06/04/22 9:08:29 AM
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Get him a gi joe
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The_Creep_2020
06/04/22 9:10:04 AM
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My son actually has asked for barbies.

You can be absolutely goddamn sure he got some barbies. Seriously, why is this even a topic?

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Kloe_Rinz
06/04/22 9:10:59 AM
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if he wants barbies then fine. but only the cheap chinese knockoffs, not the real deal. real kids toys cost too much. look at the prices of real yugioh cards vs fake yugioh cards
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UnfairRepresent
06/05/22 6:10:42 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
but only the cheap chinese knockoffs,
Father of the year

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Slayer_22
06/05/22 6:13:07 AM
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Fuck that. He's getting nothing except the Barbie video games.

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TentacleDemon
06/05/22 6:13:38 AM
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I don't have kids. But if I did have a son that wanted Barbies, I'd let him have some Barbies.

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UnfairRepresent
06/05/22 10:16:08 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Fuck that. He's getting nothing except the Barbie video games.
I don't even want to think about how bad they must be

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Slayer_22
06/05/22 1:13:46 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't even want to think about how bad they must be
He will grow stronger from the experience.

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K181
06/05/22 1:14:47 PM
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Yeah, sure. Whatever.

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SSJPurple
06/05/22 2:03:59 PM
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If my boy wants a Barbie then Ill get him some Barbies.

I would love my son regardless of that kind of stuff. If playing with dolls and stuff brings him joy then thats what Ill get him. Shit Ill get the big Barbie playhouse and play Barbies with him Idgaf lol

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ElleRagu
06/05/22 2:10:57 PM
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i'll get him the barbies lol what kinda topic is this

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SiO4
06/05/22 2:21:23 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw

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Paragon21XX
06/05/22 2:25:24 PM
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Are his G.I. Joes feeling lonely and he wants to provide them with female companionship?

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kingdrake2
06/05/22 2:26:46 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Barbie video games.


it's still on my ps3 backlog. one of the cursed games.

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UnfairRepresent
06/05/22 2:48:42 PM
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SiO4 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw
fake

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Lokison
06/05/22 2:53:49 PM
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I get him the barbies. His GI Joe's need hoes afterall.

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SiO4
06/05/22 3:02:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

fake


I don't think so.

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