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captpackrat
06/03/22 4:26:53 PM
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USCP Arrests Man with Fake Badge, Body Armor & High Capacity Magazines

June 3, 2022
Press Release
A Michigan man was arrested outside of the U.S. Capitol this morning after he was found with a fake badge, a BB gun, body armor, high capacity magazines and other ammunition.
Just before 5:00 am, a U.S. Capitol Police patrol officer started talking to a man who had parked his 2017 Dodge Challenger near Peace Circle, on the West side of the Capitol.
The man was identified as 53 year old Jerome Felipe out of Flint, Michigan.
Felipe, who is a retired police officer out of New York, presented the USCP officers with a fake badge that had "Department of the INTERPOL" printed on it. Felipe also made a false statement that he was a criminal investigator with the agency.
Felipe gave officers permission to search his vehicle. The officers discovered a BB gun, two ballistic vests, several high capacity magazines, and other ammunition in the car. No real guns were found.
Investigators are still working to determine the reason Felipe was parked near the U.S. Capitol.
Felipe is facing charges for Unlawful Possession of High Capacity Magazines and Unregistered Ammo.

------UPDATED 2:38pm-----
The vehicle model has been correctly updated from Dodge Charger to Dodge Challenger.

https://www.uscp.gov/media-center/press-releases/uscp-arrests-man-fake-badge-body-armor-high-capacity-magazines

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Adam_Savage
06/03/22 4:54:36 PM
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the water turned him dumb

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that's one body that'll never be found
you see, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun
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rjsilverthorn
06/03/22 5:41:41 PM
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Best guess is that he has a real gun stashed someplace because no one is going to go out with two ballistic vests, two magazines and at least three boxes of ammo while only having a BB gun.

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captpackrat
06/03/22 5:55:56 PM
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rjsilverthorn posted...
Best guess is that he has a real gun stashed someplace because no one is going to go out with two ballistic vests, two magazines and at least three boxes of ammo while only having a BB gun.
Based on the "Department of the INTERPOL" badge, I suspect he's a few tacos short of a combination plate.

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InfernalFive
06/03/22 6:44:05 PM
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lol

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BlackScythe0
06/03/22 9:46:54 PM
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rjsilverthorn posted...
Best guess is that he has a real gun stashed someplace because no one is going to go out with two ballistic vests, two magazines and at least three boxes of ammo while only having a BB gun.

Given the ammo shortage it is kinda weird to take a bunch to a place it's illegal for no reason.
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