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pick4six 06/06/22 1:28:26 AM #1: |
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russian-general-killed-eastern-ukraine-russian-state-media-reporter-says-2022-06-05/ --- Bitcoin! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 06/06/22 1:29:45 AM #3: |
Revnir posted... Can't they turn on Putin already For their own survival they should ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pick4six 06/06/22 1:30:32 AM #4: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Thats what Im hoping for, we could save countless innocent lives if Putin is removed from power --- Bitcoin! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 06/06/22 1:40:34 AM #5: |
This keeps happening so often it's hardly news anymore, and I don't know whether that's funny or sad. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 06/06/22 1:41:33 AM #6: |
How many Russians are going to have to find out because Putin won't stop fucking around? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 06/06/22 2:45:32 AM #7: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] The problem is that if Putin is removed, another person just like him (or possibly even worse) will replace him. Russia needs far more than just removing one person to fix the problems they're creating. To be clear, I am not saying innocent Russians should be harmed; I am saying there is more to their regime than just Putin. --- Ask not what your Trumble can do for you; ask what you can do for your Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 06/06/22 4:05:57 AM #8: |
He is the very model of a Russian Major General --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 06/06/22 4:10:55 AM #9: |
ROBANN_88 posted... He is the very model of a Russian Major GeneralI am the very model of a Russian Major General My standing in the battlefield is growing quite untenable My forces, though equipped and given orders unequivocal Did not expect the fight to be remotely this reciprocal I used to have a tank brigade but now I have lost several My fresh assaults are faltering with battleplans extemporal I can't recover vehicles but farmers in a tractor can It's all becoming rather reminiscent of Afghanistan My ordnance is the best but only half my missiles make it there I would have thought by now that we would be controllers of the air But at the rate the snipers work my time here is ephemeral I am the very model of a Russian Major General --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SgtBash 06/06/22 4:13:08 AM #10: |
If he is ousted then Medvedev steps in, he's just every bit as bad as Putin. --- Roboteers, stand by ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 06/06/22 4:21:35 AM #11: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major General Oh god I love it --- You will find me if you want me in the garden Unless it's pouring down with rain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ViewtifulJoe 06/06/22 4:50:57 AM #12: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major GeneralI immediately thought this was the George Carlin modern man bit and started trying to twist one of his lines to fit but this isn't a Carlin line and I'm excused from having to come up with something. --- Still waiting on that third threat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/06/22 5:00:08 AM #13: |
SgtBash posted... If he is ousted then Medvedev steps in, he's just every bit as bad as Putin.This There's this myth that Russia will "Get better" without Putin when in reality Putin has spent several decades setting it up to the point where whoever takes over will just do the same thing. It's the only way to maintain stability in Russia It would take afull blown revolution from Russians to change Russia and that's not going to happen. It has state media --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 06/06/22 5:09:52 AM #14: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/9/AAJHVqAADTwz.jpg --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 06/06/22 5:14:49 AM #15: |
Putin probably sending the generals who poses a threat to him to die on the battlefield. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 06/06/22 5:33:19 AM #16: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major General That was amazing --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sphyx 06/06/22 6:15:12 AM #17: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major GeneralCame in here to do something like this, but... Dear God... Today I bore witness. There are no more words. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 06/06/22 7:02:42 AM #18: |
Why aren't these generals like giving orders in bunkers deep behind the front lines Has war changed or have I changed --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Incitatus 06/06/22 7:08:30 AM #19: |
According to Zelensky himself, 20% of Ukraine is occupied by russian forces. Russia is winning. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JuanCarlos1 06/06/22 7:16:36 AM #20: |
Incitatus posted... According to Zelensky himself, 20% of Ukraine is occupied by russian forces. Russia is winning. Well Russia expected to win within a matter of days. Its been almost 4 months. --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 06/06/22 7:34:37 AM #22: |
Incitatus posted... According to Zelensky himself, 20% of Ukraine is occupied by russian forces. Russia is winning.If Russia is winning, then it's winning veeeeeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyyy sloooooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyy https://twitter.com/i/status/1533105755943227393 --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Marsh 06/06/22 7:35:12 AM #23: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major General*BillyDeeClap.gif* --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv "I'd thank you if my personality weren't so screwed up" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Incitatus 06/06/22 7:40:01 AM #24: |
Thompson posted... If Russia is winning, then it's winning veeeeeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyyy sloooooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Oh yes, were in for the long haul. This could turn into a forever war. But Russia has slowly but surely been sewing up eastern Ukraine and the donbass region, which is their endgame. Once Odessa falls to the russians by the end of the year, war is over. Putin walks away with the W and NATO with the L. This is mother Russia guys, once they go into full meat Grinder mode, they win. Ask napoleon. Ask Hitler. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 06/06/22 7:46:37 AM #25: |
Incitatus posted... Once Odessa falls to the russians by the end of the year, war is over. What makes you say this? First of all, why do you think Ukraine would just surrender once this happens? --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 06/06/22 7:48:46 AM #26: |
starting to think russians suck at war... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueTigerLion 06/06/22 8:00:44 AM #27: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major General Wasnt the whole point of the original song that the guy wasn't a good general. He knew everything except what was needed to be a general and that was the joke. It is like turning a Weird Al song into a serious song when his originals were already parodies. --- Hey now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master Kazuya 06/06/22 8:05:43 AM #28: |
I wonder if Russia is actually failing or if it's just propaganda to make us feel safe --- itt my post is the best ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 06/06/22 8:18:59 AM #29: |
Incitatus posted... Oh yes, were in for the long haul. This could turn into a forever war. But Russia has slowly but surely been sewing up eastern Ukraine and the donbass region, which is their endgame. Once Odessa falls to the russians by the end of the year, war is over. Putin walks away with the W and NATO with the L.Well, this guy has certainly earned himself a tag. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 06/06/22 8:25:40 AM #30: |
Master Kazuya posted... I wonder if Russia is actually failing or if it's just propaganda to make us feel safeIt's definitely not going according to plan, but the problem is that Russia has the ability to wage war against a neighboring country for a long time. Especially one that isn't a member of NATO. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 06/06/22 8:29:05 AM #31: |
Trumble posted... The problem is that if Putin is removed, another person just like him (or possibly even worse) will replace him. Russia needs far more than just removing one person to fix the problems they're creating. You're right that someone would just replace Putin, but his replacement may be more pragmatic tham him. Face it, all of this is pretty much Putin desperately wanting to be remembered. I think someone else would find an excuse to stop the war, this really isn't benefiting anyone in Russia right now. The ideal scenario would of course be to get rid of all the dictators, but the good enough one is having Putin replaced by someone who sees the political value of fucking off. Either way, Putin being 'removed' is likely a positive. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 06/06/22 8:32:58 AM #32: |
CableZL posted... It's definitely not going according to plan, but the problem is that Russia has the ability to wage war against a neighboring country for a long time. Especially one that isn't a member of NATO.But at what cost? With how many tanks Russia has lost already and their inability to produce more in any meaningful numbers, will Russia have any tanks left at the end of the year? --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 06/06/22 8:42:49 AM #33: |
Thompson posted... But at what cost? With how many tanks Russia has lost already and their inability to produce more in any meaningful numbers, will Russia have any tanks left at the end of the year? I'm not sure Putin cares about that --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 06/06/22 8:54:16 AM #34: |
Despite years of RTS I know I'm not a military expert - how does 20% occupation weigh against minimal progress in a month? In the big picture does one matter more than the other? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/06/22 9:51:35 AM #35: |
Ruvan22 posted... Despite years of RTS I know I'm not a military expert - how does 20% occupation weigh against minimal progress in a month? In the big picture does one matter more than the other?That really depends on what your goals are. The resources, the stratgetic importance of the land etc. Russia hasn't accomplished any of it's long term military goals. I hate to Godwin's law this but when Nazi Germany occupied less than 20% of France they had already won. Because they took Paris, the majority of French Infastructure and 75% of their resources Meanwhile when Australia was preparing for an invasion by Japan (that ultimately never happened) the official strategy of the Aussies was to run away and fuck off to Brisbane. They control the water and are secure as fuck. Japan can occupy as much of the desolate wastleland as they want and fucking best of luck trying to erect military bases and supply lines there. As I said it never happened but in theory you could occupy like 79% of Australia and not have shit Incitatus posted... According to Zelensky himself, 20% of Ukraine is occupied by russian forces. Russia is winning."Winning" like they "won" the Winter War --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pick4six 06/06/22 9:57:14 AM #36: |
Incitatus posted... According to Zelensky himself, 20% of Ukraine is occupied by russian forces. Russia is winning.You have an odd definition of winning Lmao --- Bitcoin! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Srk700 06/06/22 9:58:25 AM #37: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major General As shitty as the internet can be, gems like this make it worth it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE FOSTER 06/06/22 9:59:33 AM #38: |
SgtBash posted... If he is ousted then Medvedev steps in, he's just every bit as bad as Putin.maybe but he aint gonna continue going for ukraine most likely thats a putin i am dying so fuck it i dont care move ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SgtBash 06/06/22 10:12:48 AM #39: |
Speaking of Zelenskyy, have any of you seen his show, Servant of The People? I'm 19 episodes in and I find his character on the Mr Bean side of funny, which means good. Plus the show was created in 2015 after Russia took Crimea, I was surprised that the show was in Russian rather than Ukrainian. --- Roboteers, stand by ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Total_Lost2 06/06/22 10:44:01 AM #40: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major General This is the best thing I have seen in ages --- Just when you think you see a silver lining, God makes you blind....the ***** Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/06/22 11:00:11 AM #41: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I am the very model of a Russian Major General This level of talent is wasted on CE. Please make sure you post this somewhere where it won't disappear in two days. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Baha05 06/06/22 11:04:58 AM #42: |
At this rate do they even still have generals? --- "He may be Mr. Clean, but his soul will always be dirty!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/06/22 11:08:43 AM #43: |
masterpug53 posted... This level of talent is wasted on CE. Please make sure you post this somewhere where it won't disappear in two days.Post it on the politics board and it'll be archived I'd do it myself but I don't want to steal credit --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 06/06/22 5:05:32 PM #44: |
Oh, I didn't do it. I've seen it in several places, but I think it was this guy that came up with it first. https://twitter.com/AndrejNkv/status/1507365192405073920 --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SgtBash 06/06/22 5:10:09 PM #45: |
That thing reminds me of something Barney Gumble sang in The Simpsons, same melody, different lyrics --- Roboteers, stand by ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Marsh 06/06/22 5:18:22 PM #46: |
SgtBash posted... That thing reminds me of something Barney Gumble sang in The Simpsons, same melody, different lyricsBoth this and Barney's song are parodies if "The Major General's Song" from the 19th century musical comedy Pirates of Penzance. It's telling how well received it was that it's still culturally relevant more than 130 years later. --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv "I'd thank you if my personality weren't so screwed up" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 06/06/22 5:48:20 PM #47: |
first time i heard of it was in Mass Effect 2, i think well, maybe not the first but the most memorable version --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 06/06/22 5:52:47 PM #48: |
Putin needs to be removed before he uses nukes. Because with him in charge it's when, not if. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends Larry Hogan 2024! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 06/06/22 5:54:22 PM #49: |
ROBANN_88 posted... That was amazing --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 06/06/22 5:55:19 PM #50: |
Trumble posted... The problem is that if Putin is removed, another person just like him (or possibly even worse) will replace him.Gorbachev is still alive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 06/06/22 5:55:41 PM #51: |
How much longer til a mutiny. Putins weak right now. Take him him out. --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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