Poll of the Day > I have a really sad story to share.

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McSame_as_Bush
06/13/22 11:35:23 PM
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Warning: Sad story ahead.

There's a large bush between my garage and my neighbors garage. Whenever my dog walks past it, he has to investigate, because on occasion a bunny will be hanging out in there, and this is unacceptable to Howie. Last week he was doing his usual inspection when a duck ran out. I was perplexed. Howie was so perplexed he didn't even bark it.

(here's where it gets sad)

Yesterday my neighbor was in our little community garden. I waved to her and she frantically motioned for me to come over. Next to her was a dead duck. And not just a dead duck, but one that had been completely ripped apart. It was graphic and horrible. On occasion someone in the neighborhood will spot a coyote, but this wasn't a coyote killing. This looked like it had been killed for fun.

(here's where it gets sadder)

This morning I was walking by the bunny/duck bush when I noticed something odd in front of it. It was smashed up eggs. Duck eggs. The duck had made a nest inside of the bush. A nest that was now empty. I looked up. Across the driveway was a large snapping turtle. It wandered off into the park.

I'm not an expert on the mating habits of ducks, but this seemed like an odd place for a nest. The nearest pond is across the street and half a block away. I wonder if it knew there was a predator around and had hoped that this would be a safe place to lay her eggs?

Normally right about now the pond would be full of little ducklings. This year it's empty.

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Lokarin
06/13/22 11:39:47 PM
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Aww... a war of nature. I hope the snapping turtle eats the coyote cuz that'd be awesome

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wwinterj25
06/14/22 3:37:04 PM
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I really want scrambled eggs rn

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McSame_as_Bush
06/18/22 12:41:57 AM
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Omg
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Revelation34
06/18/22 2:28:16 AM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Omg


You don't like scrambled duck eggs?

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rexcrk
06/18/22 12:22:50 PM
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So was the turtle the culprit..?


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McSame_as_Bush
06/18/22 4:20:26 PM
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Yes
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LinkPizza
06/18/22 4:26:46 PM
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And did someone do something about the turtle?

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McSame_as_Bush
06/18/22 5:31:22 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
And did someone do something about the turtle?

I don't think so, but I'm paranoid now when I'm out with the dog and mostly avoiding the park behind my place. The dinosaur would snap at a pup's leg without a second thought (or a first thought because they're stupid animals).
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Revelation34
06/19/22 4:37:54 AM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...


I don't think so, but I'm paranoid now when I'm out with the dog and mostly avoiding the park behind my place. The dinosaur would snap at a pup's leg without a second thought (or a first thought because they're stupid animals).


Make turtle soup.

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Adam_Savage
06/19/22 4:50:50 AM
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you don't typically consider a turtle as being a predator

it's the ultimate assassin

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