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DeadBankerDream
06/15/22 5:28:14 PM
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Probably gonna get 4 seasons and a movie while all the stuff I like died after one.

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MICHALECOLE
06/15/22 5:28:53 PM
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Lesbian vampires you say?
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PMarth2002
06/15/22 5:29:44 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Lesbian vampires you say?

One's a vampire slayer, one's a vampire. So basically buffy if she was gay.

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MICHALECOLE
06/15/22 5:30:21 PM
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gay buffy you say?
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Lukey_Bug
06/15/22 5:30:45 PM
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I thought it was alright

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JlM
06/15/22 5:31:41 PM
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Someone posted the trailer here the other day. It looks incredibly bad.

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DeadBankerDream
06/15/22 5:32:20 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
One's a vampire slayer, one's a vampire. So basically buffy if she was gay.
I mean, it wants to be Buffy so bad, but it's just a really inept version of it.

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project_night
06/15/22 5:38:36 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
One's a vampire slayer, one's a vampire. So basically buffy if she was gay.

Buffy was actually in a sexual relationship with a woman (another slayer?) in the season 8 comic, which I think was canon.

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DeadBankerDream
06/15/22 5:43:51 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Are you sure you arent confusing Buffy with Willow and Kennedy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsu_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer)

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project_night
06/15/22 5:44:24 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Are you sure you arent confusing Buffy with Willow and Kennedy?

Buffy and Satsu (Japanese Slayer)
https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Satsu

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/3/AAGlgVAADWED.jpg
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divot1338
06/15/22 5:51:41 PM
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You had me at lesbian.

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DD Divine
06/15/22 6:16:15 PM
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project_night posted...
Buffy and Satsu (Japanese Slayer)
https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Satsu

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/3/AAGlgVAADWED.jpg
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way better than Xander dating and fucking Dawn. Stupid creepy Xander.


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DD Divine
06/16/22 1:21:10 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Thats just gross.


yeah and like 3 issues earlier he was upset because another gf of his died and was complaining that every gf of his always meets a gruesome end then he proceeds to date his best friends younger sister whom hes known since was a child.

To be fair though Dawn did make a cute centaur

season 8 was weird

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pegusus123456
06/16/22 2:10:07 AM
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project_night posted...
Buffy was actually in a sexual relationship with a woman (another slayer?) in the season 8 comic, which I think was canon.

IIRC, this was more a case of situational sexuality and was a pretty shitty thing for Buffy to do. She was solely around other women (plus Xander but lol). The other girl was genuinely in love with her which she knew because of a Sleeping Beauty kinda situation, so she pretty much took advantage of the girl's feelings to get sex.

DD Divine posted...
season 8 was weird

I didn't get that far, but doesn't the main plotline culminate in Angel impregnating Buffy with a universe?

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DD Divine
06/16/22 2:24:00 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
IIRC, this was more a case of situational sexuality and was a pretty shitty thing for Buffy to do. She was solely around other women (plus Xander but lol). The other girl was genuinely in love with her which she knew because of a Sleeping Beauty kinda situation, so she pretty much took advantage of the girl's feelings to get sex.

I didn't get that far, but doesn't the main plotline culminate in Angel impregnating Buffy with a universe?

sonething like that. I really need to pick up trades and finish it.


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bulletproofvita
06/16/22 2:25:58 AM
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divot1338 posted...
You had me at lesbian.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/6/AAZ1uBAADWKW.jpg

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Zikten
06/16/22 2:26:36 AM
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Here is the trailer for those who have not seen it

https://youtu.be/D4wJK4C_nZY
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Kimbos_Egg
06/16/22 2:32:57 AM
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DD Divine posted...
way better than Xander dating and fucking Dawn. Stupid creepy Xander.

hes only like 4-5 years older than her...

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bulletproofvita
06/16/22 2:36:23 AM
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Boring trailer

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DD Divine
06/16/22 2:46:08 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
hes only like 4-5 years older than her...

think its more than that but its just weird considering he knew her since (Buffy Season 5 spoilers) she was a tween and he was already a grownup but has the memories of knowing her for even longer . So technically hes known her since season 1.



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Kimbos_Egg
06/16/22 2:49:11 AM
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project_night posted...
Buffy and Satsu (Japanese Slayer)
https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Satsu

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/3/AAGlgVAADWED.jpg
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also this was completely shat on by fans as pointless fan service.

Most of the comic books sucked anyway, and aren't even canon.

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Zikten
06/16/22 9:30:59 AM
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I've now seen 2 episodes. I sympathize more for the vampire than the hunter . I mean I know from the trailer eventually the hunter comes around but right now she is being a bitch. Vampire is innocent and a good person
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DeadBankerDream
06/16/22 9:34:31 AM
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Zikten posted...
I've now seen 2 episodes. I sympathize more for the vampire than the hunter . I mean I know from the trailer eventually the hunter comes around but right now she is being a bitch. Vampire is innocent and a good person
A very ridiculous position. Her entire family is a a group of mass murderering monsters that she is tacitly supporting and trying to brush under the rug so she can just live like a normal highschool TV show girl.

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Zikten
06/16/22 9:36:26 AM
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Based on that one scene in episode 2 in a bar restroom, with the main girls older sister....it seems they don't always HAVE to kill to feed

We don't know how often her family actually kills people

And I am trying to figure out why this "first kill graduation " is so important or even needed, knowing that fact
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DeadBankerDream
06/16/22 9:38:55 AM
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It's the awful vampire fiction version of a bar mitzvah.

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scamatoru
06/16/22 9:44:00 AM
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netflix keeps churning out crap like theres no tomorrow

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DeadBankerDream
06/16/22 9:44:48 AM
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scamatoru posted...
netflix keeps churning out crap like theres no tomorrow
Ironic coming from a skermac alt.

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g0ldie
06/16/22 9:45:09 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
It's the awful vampire fiction version of a bar mitzvah.
your post made me think of this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=25EYLtqiyTo

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scamatoru
06/16/22 9:47:38 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Ironic coming from a skermac alt.
u wot bro

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project_night
06/16/22 9:53:18 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
also this was completely shat on by fans as pointless fan service.

Most of the comic books sucked anyway, and aren't even canon.

Buffy season 8-12 and the Angel and Faith comics by Dark Horse comics are considered canon by Whedon as he wrote some of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffyverse_canon

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UnfairRepresent
06/16/22 10:02:26 AM
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The comics turning Buffy bi is pretty odd.

Her constantly obsessiving over man dick was a big part of the plot of the show.


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Zikten
06/16/22 10:05:13 AM
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Maybe the creator the show always wanted to have Buffy become Bi, but Sarah Michelle Gellar was uncomfortable kissing a woman on camera or something.
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Ivynn
06/16/22 10:06:21 AM
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Looks like a CW show

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leonkr4
06/16/22 10:07:44 AM
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whats the name of this show and are there any hot scenes?
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Zikten
06/16/22 10:07:59 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Looks like a CW show

I mean......yea

Thats fair
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Zikten
06/16/22 10:08:39 AM
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leonkr4 posted...
whats the name of this show and are there any hot scenes?

First Kill

Episode 1 has a really intense make out scene
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DeadBankerDream
06/16/22 10:09:06 AM
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leonkr4 posted...
are there any hot scenes?
These are children characters.

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lolife67
06/16/22 10:09:46 AM
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Zikten posted...
And I am trying to figure out why this "first kill graduation " is so important or even needed, knowing that fact
Killing apparently completes the change into a "full" vamp. After that, they no longer need to kill and can simply feed.
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Zikten
06/16/22 10:10:17 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...

These are children characters.

well the actors are older probably. Usually actors that play high school students are in their 20s in real life
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Zikten
06/16/22 10:10:39 AM
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lolife67 posted...

Killing apparently completes the change into a "full" vamp. After that, they no longer need to kill and can simply feed.

oh ok
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UnfairRepresent
06/16/22 10:11:17 AM
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Zikten posted...
Maybe the creator the show always wanted to have Buffy become Bi, but Sarah Michelle Gellar was uncomfortable kissing a woman on camera or something.
Again though

Angel, Riley, Spike that dude that hit and quit her

A lot of Buffy's plots revolved around her wanting big juicy dicks.

"Oh yeah she likes girls too but only hot ones. It just never came up all this time she was chasing bad boys." does just feel like fanservice .

Would feel the same way if Spike and Giles hooked up. It just doesn't make sense.

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Zikten
06/16/22 10:12:41 AM
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Ok i looked up the actor ages. The vampire girl is actually 27. The hunter is 23. I would not have though the vampire was older. She actually looks really young
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g0ldie
06/16/22 10:14:59 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Would feel the same way if Spike and Giles hooked up. It just doesn't make sense.
idk. they joked around Angel and Spike hooking up back in the day, iirc, so at least one of them being willing to have sex with guys has already been established.

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BlueBoy675
06/16/22 10:18:31 AM
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Zikten posted...
Maybe the creator the show always wanted to have Buffy become Bi, but Sarah Michelle Gellar was uncomfortable kissing a woman on camera or something.
https://youtu.be/rwwMn3Y6rUA

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Zikten
06/16/22 10:23:30 AM
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BlueBoy675 posted...

https://youtu.be/rwwMn3Y6rUA

oh. I forgot about that. Ok nevermind
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leonkr4
06/16/22 10:23:34 AM
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Zikten posted...
well the actors are older probably. Usually actors that play high school students are in their 20s in real life

that makes it ok?
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Slayer_22
06/16/22 10:24:18 AM
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project_night posted...
Buffy and Satsu (Japanese Slayer)
https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Satsu

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/3/AAGlgVAADWED.jpg
For whatever reason, that art style looks disgusting.

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