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Trumble 07/03/22 3:29:09 AM #1:	...and come back with a bag of potatoes, some carrots, a couple of broccoli, paper towels, a few packs of meat, cheese, and sometimes even an ice cream. But then they installed security cameras. --- But I Trumble from there! http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:966299933] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>...and come back with a bag of potatoes, some carrots, a couple of broccoli, paper towels, a few packs of meat, cheese, and sometimes even an ice cream. But then they installed security cameras. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamagucci 07/03/22 3:32:33 AM #2:	-_- <cite>tamagucci posted [p:966299968] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>-_-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 07/03/22 3:33:17 AM #3:	Dad jokes --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:966299974] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Dad jokes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 3:34:09 AM #4:	Love the joke, but the inclusion is of the fiver is kinda redundant if you were telling this story for real <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966299980] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Love the joke, but the inclusion is of the fiver is kinda redundant if you were telling this story for real </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RottingGoat 07/03/22 3:38:17 AM #5:	MICHALECOLE posted... Love the joke, but the inclusion is of the fiver is kinda redundant if you were telling this story for real no, the joke is that you think it's about an out of touch grandpa forgetting how much things cost now --- we all rot in the end <cite>RottingGoat posted [p:966300020] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Love the joke, but the inclusion is of the fiver is kinda redundant if you were telling this story for real</quote>no, the joke is that you think it's about an out of touch grandpa forgetting how much things cost now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 3:42:09 AM #6:	RottingGoat posted... no, the joke is that you think it's about an out of touch grandpa forgetting how much things cost now I get the POINT of the joke, I understand the misdirection, but after you come to the conclusion that he stole the items, the fiver is redundant <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966300054] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>RottingGoat posted... </cite> <quote>no, the joke is that you think it's about an out of touch grandpa forgetting how much things cost now</quote>I get the POINT of the joke, I understand the misdirection, but after you come to the conclusion that he stole the items, the fiver is redundant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/03/22 3:44:22 AM #7:	MICHALECOLE posted... I get the POINT of the joke, I understand the misdirection, but after you come to the conclusion that he stole the items, the fiver is redundant Bruh. Please don't. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:966300074] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>I get the POINT of the joke, I understand the misdirection, but after you come to the conclusion that he stole the items, the fiver is redundant</quote>Bruh. Please don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/03/22 3:45:56 AM #8:	_____Cait posted... Dad jokes Grandad jokes* --- But I Trumble from there! http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:966300092] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>_____Cait posted... </cite> <quote>Dad jokes</quote>Grandad jokes* </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 3:46:34 AM #9:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Bruh. Please don't. Im dissecting gossamer here <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966300098] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>Bruh. Please don't.</quote>Im dissecting gossamer here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 07/03/22 3:49:26 AM #10:	MICHALECOLE posted... Im dissecting gossamer here A bit like pushing rope, really. --- All that I am and all I'll ever be is a brain in a body. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:966300121] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Im dissecting gossamer here</quote>A bit like pushing rope, really. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 3:49:57 AM #11:	The_Creep_2020 posted... A bit like pushing rope, really. Taking the piss, if you will? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966300127] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>A bit like pushing rope, really.</quote>Taking the piss, if you will? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 07/03/22 4:03:08 AM #12:	"a fiver"? --- Not followed by anyone you're following <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:966300228] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>"a fiver"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/03/22 4:05:07 AM #13:	Naysaspace posted... "a fiver"? A five dollar bill (or, five dollar note, for those who don't speak American). --- But I Trumble from there! http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:966300248] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite> <quote>"a fiver"?</quote>A five dollar bill (or, five dollar note, for those who don't speak American). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 4:08:04 AM #14:	Trumble posted... A five dollar bill (or, five dollar note, for those who don't speak American). Wait so this isnt about inches <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966300272] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>A five dollar bill (or, five dollar note, for those who don't speak American).</quote>Wait so this isnt about inches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 07/03/22 4:10:14 AM #15:	Trumble posted... A five dollar bill (or, five dollar note, for those who don't speak American). Or the Queen's English. Fiver = five pound note. --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:966300291] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>A five dollar bill (or, five dollar note, for those who don't speak American).</quote>Or the Queen's English. Fiver = five pound note. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 07/03/22 4:21:52 AM #16:	There was a kid that came to the store each Saturday and bought a big Coca Cola, two bags of chips, one bag of cheez doodles and a bag of peanut rings. A few minutes later he returned with the plastic bag of what he bought, the receipt, and bought a second big Coca Cola. This happened every Saturday so they started to wonder why he never bought two Coca Cola instead of returning to buy a second one. They started to check the plastic bag if he had put in something he hadnt paid for, but it was exactly what the receipt said. They started to ask him if he shouldnt have two Coca Colas when he paid, but he said that he only wanted one. ...and then he returned, bought a second one and said that he had changed his mind. One day they decided to follow him. He went outside, walked back to the building and unloaded the plastic bag into an old wooden box. Then he went inside, filled up the plastic bag with the same items that he had already bought and got twice the items for the price of a Coca Cola. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:966300374] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>There was a kid that came to the store each Saturday and bought a big Coca Cola, two bags of chips, one bag of cheez doodles and a bag of peanut rings. A few minutes later he returned with the plastic bag of what he bought, the receipt, and bought a second big Coca Cola. This happened every Saturday so they started to wonder why he never bought two Coca Cola instead of returning to buy a second one. They started to check the plastic bag if he had put in something he hadnt paid for, but it was exactly what the receipt said. They started to ask him if he shouldnt have two Coca Colas when he paid, but he said that he only wanted one. ...and then he returned, bought a second one and said that he had changed his mind. One day they decided to follow him. He went outside, walked back to the building and unloaded the plastic bag into an old wooden box. Then he went inside, filled up the plastic bag with the same items that he had already bought and got twice the items for the price of a Coca Cola. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 07/03/22 4:29:20 AM #17:	MICHALECOLE posted... Taking the piss, if you will? Fucking with a limp dick --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:966300439] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Taking the piss, if you will?</quote>Fucking with a limp dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/03/22 4:30:17 AM #18:	Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966300441] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/03/22 4:33:13 AM #19:	NeonOctopus posted... Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter? It's shorter than the full expression "five dollar note/bill" and catchier than "a five". --- But I Trumble from there! http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:966300459] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter?</quote>It's shorter than the full expression "five dollar note/bill" and catchier than "a five". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 07/03/22 4:33:26 AM #20:	NeonOctopus posted... Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter? Slang. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:966300462] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter?</quote>Slang. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 4:35:41 AM #21:	Alteres posted... Fucking with a limp dick If it makes it in its kind of impressive to do that <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966300475] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>Fucking with a limp dick</quote>If it makes it in its kind of impressive to do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 07/03/22 4:38:32 AM #22:	NeonOctopus posted... Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter? It's sort of like how "boobs" is shorter but people say "titties" --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:966300496] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Why do they call it a fiver when it has more syllables than a five? Shouldn't nicknames be shorter?</quote> It's sort of like how "boobs" is shorter but people say "titties" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
k1zzl3_82 07/03/22 4:39:41 AM #23:	Kim_Seong-a posted... It's sort of like how "boobs" is shorter but people say "titties" or calling a dick a pecker or tallywhacker --- http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/6065/71ce.png http://imageshack.us/a/img585/295/1364886627115.jpg -Oderint dum metuat- <cite>k1zzl3_82 posted [p:966300507] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Kim_Seong-a posted... </cite> <quote>It's sort of like how "boobs" is shorter but people say "titties"</quote>or calling a dick a pecker or tallywhacker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 4:40:28 AM #24:	k1zzl3_82 posted... or calling a dick a pecker or tallywhacker Or a whamalanadingdong <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966300514] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>k1zzl3_82 posted... </cite> <quote>or calling a dick a pecker or tallywhacker</quote>Or a whamalanadingdong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 07/03/22 5:17:50 AM #25:	MICHALECOLE posted... Love the joke, but the inclusion is of the fiver is kinda redundant if you were telling this story for real You just can't help yourself. --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:966300786] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Love the joke, but the inclusion is of the fiver is kinda redundant if you were telling this story for real</quote>You just can't help yourself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 07/03/22 5:18:15 AM #26:	k1zzl3_82 posted... or calling a dick a pecker or tallywhacker I call it my flubbadub --- All that I am and all I'll ever be is a brain in a body. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:966300791] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>k1zzl3_82 posted... </cite> <quote>or calling a dick a pecker or tallywhacker</quote>I call it my flubbadub </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 5:25:09 AM #27:	fhqwhgads posted... You just can't help yourself. Believe you me I dont need any help <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966300841] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>fhqwhgads posted... </cite> <quote>You just can't help yourself.</quote>Believe you me I dont need any help </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 07/03/22 5:28:25 AM #28:	MICHALECOLE posted... Im dissecting gossamer here and are doing a bad job of it. you never explained why the fiver is irrelevant <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:966300865] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Im dissecting gossamer here</quote>and are doing a bad job of it. you never explained why the fiver is irrelevant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 07/03/22 5:44:12 AM #29:	Trumble posted... Grandad jokes* FLEENTSTONES --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:966300974] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Grandad jokes*</quote> FLEENTSTONES </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/03/22 2:49:19 PM #30:	Kloe_Rinz posted... and are doing a bad job of it. you never explained why the fiver is irrelevant Because the point of the story is that hes stealing the items, so how much money he has is irrelevant <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966308847] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>and are doing a bad job of it. you never explained why the fiver is irrelevant</quote>Because the point of the story is that hes stealing the items, so how much money he has is irrelevant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamagucci 07/03/22 4:27:41 PM #31:	MICHALECOLE posted... Because the point of the story is that hes stealing the items, so how much money he has is irrelevant You don't make any sense amigo. <cite>tamagucci posted [p:966310948] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote> Because the point of the story is that hes stealing the items, so how much money he has is irrelevant </quote> You don't make any sense amigo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 07/03/22 4:28:43 PM #32:	MICHALECOLE posted... Because the point of the story is that hes stealing the items, so how much money he has is irrelevant you missed the point of the joke. Its not a story <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:966310972] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Because the point of the story is that hes stealing the items, so how much money he has is irrelevant</quote>you missed the point of the joke. Its not a story </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 07/03/22 4:30:37 PM #33:	My Grampy would say fin --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:966311014] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>My Grampy would say fin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattcheteGuy 07/03/22 4:32:30 PM #34:	Another good nickname for a dick is "gentleman sausage" --- What a friggin waste of a 7 dollar chicken! <cite>MattcheteGuy posted [p:966311054] in My grandpa... [t:80080678]...</cite> <quote>Another good nickname for a dick is "gentleman sausage"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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