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BlingBling22947
07/03/22 3:20:11 PM
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terrible compared to anyones resume today.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/4/AACH0nAADaPk.jpg
It still shits on most peoples resumes today because of the names on it (Harvard with straight As) and the incredible skill it took to program in the languages and devices listed, the entrepreneurial experience, etc.

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OudeGeuze
07/03/22 3:21:51 PM
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Let's see Paul G. Allen's resum
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Michael_Booth
07/03/22 3:23:23 PM
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No experience with Windows, sorry. We require a minimum of 5 years experience with Windows, for even our junior positions.
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Tyranthraxus
07/03/22 3:27:12 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
It still shits on most peoples resumes today because of the names on it (Harvard with straight As) and the incredible skill it took to program in the languages and devices listed, the entrepreneurial experience, etc.

I mean TBH if I got a resume, today, being the key word, and the main skills were fortran, cobol, and basic, it'd go straight in the trash Harvard or not. That would be like getting a resume for a mechanic job where the guy knows all about hand crank engines and leaded fuel.

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The_Popo
07/03/22 3:39:38 PM
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He listed his height and weight? Was that ever a normal thing on a rsum?

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lilORANG
07/03/22 3:52:42 PM
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That looks like shit. Did he even use Word? Looks like it came off Open Office or some shit.

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NeonOctopus
07/03/22 3:58:39 PM
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$12k salary? lmao what a poor fuck

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DirkDiggles
07/03/22 4:00:37 PM
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"But, Sir, this is McDonald's."

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Norman_Smiley
07/03/22 4:03:22 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
Let's see Paul G. Allen's resum

lol

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ellis123
07/03/22 4:05:58 PM
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The_Popo posted...
He listed his height and weight? Was that ever a normal thing on a rsum?
It is when your dad can get IBM to use your operating system.

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SwordMaster13X
07/03/22 4:09:33 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
$12k salary? lmao what a poor fuck

it was 71k in todays dollars.


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BlingBling22947
07/04/22 5:25:06 PM
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The_Popo posted...
He listed his height and weight? Was that ever a normal thing on a rsume?

Old school before labor laws really kicked in.

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BlingBling22947
07/05/22 10:25:57 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
Let's see Paul G. Allen's resum

*visible sweating*https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/6/AACH0nAADa3c.jpg

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monkeysRfunny
07/05/22 10:29:15 PM
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The_Popo posted...
He listed his height and weight? Was that ever a normal thing on a rsum?
In case they weren't hiring manlets under 6 feet. He didn't want the awkward encounter if he walked in for an interview and they're like oh...we didn't realize you were so tiny.

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Norman_Smiley
07/05/22 10:32:07 PM
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The_Popo posted...
He listed his height and weight? Was that ever a normal thing on a rsum?

It also used to be common to include a picture.

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Smashingpmkns
07/05/22 10:35:55 PM
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Dude doesn't even list Word or Excel

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