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Kitt 07/04/22 1:06:36 AM #1:	Not only does the knight gets away with sexually assaulting a young girl, but he's rewarded a beautiful wife at the end because -- oh no -- his "punishment" is that he gave the witch/his wife, a woman lord forbid, all the power in their marriage. It's 1 in the morning and I want you to know that that story sucks. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:966320942] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Not only does the knight gets away with sexually assaulting a young girl, but he's rewarded a beautiful wife at the end because -- oh no -- his "punishment" is that he gave the witch/his wife, a woman lord forbid, all the power in their marriage. It's 1 in the morning and I want you to know that that story sucks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShineboxPhil 07/04/22 1:10:25 AM #3:	I just learned of the story of Gloria Mathew and Linus Audu. Incredibly tragic and heartbreaking. There's a youtuber that speaks of the story in a video but i don't want to link it cause he analyzes and explains some pretty fucked up shit on the internet. --- Colorado Avalanche, Golden State Warriors, Atlanta Braves, LA Rams, Real Madrid #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:966320997] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>I just learned of the story of Gloria Mathew and Linus Audu. Incredibly tragic and heartbreaking. There's a youtuber that speaks of the story in a video but i don't want to link it cause he analyzes and explains some pretty fucked up shit on the internet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 07/04/22 1:11:02 AM #4:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Truly it does, one person should never have all the power in a relationship. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:966321005] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Truly it does, one person should never have all the power in a relationship. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/04/22 1:14:29 AM #5:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I don't know. I'm recalling the first time I read it in school long ago. I remember as a kid I was like, "Wow, this is awful." I remember reading another version not too long ago where the witch is playing mind tricks on him to make him think she's young and beautiful. That's something I guess. Story still sucked. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:966321057] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I don't know. I'm recalling the first time I read it in school long ago. I remember as a kid I was like, "Wow, this is awful." I remember reading another version not too long ago where the witch is playing mind tricks on him to make him think she's young and beautiful. That's something I guess. Story still sucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/04/22 10:40:14 AM #6:	Bump up so more of you know that this story sucks. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:966327233] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Bump up so more of you know that this story sucks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 07/04/22 10:41:22 AM #7:	Sir, have you seen The Last Jedi? --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:966327253] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Sir, have you seen The Last Jedi? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 07/04/22 10:42:20 AM #8:	Been a while since I read the Canterbury Tales. Unfortunately I hate it because I always had to read it in Old English --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:966327274] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Been a while since I read the Canterbury Tales. Unfortunately I hate it because I always had to read it in Old English </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/04/22 10:45:57 AM #9:	lilORANG posted... Sir, have you seen The Last Jedi? Star Wars in general (mostly) sucks. But not as bad as the Wife of Bath's tale. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:966327322] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite> <quote>Sir, have you seen The Last Jedi?</quote>Star Wars in general (mostly) sucks. But not as bad as the Wife of Bath's tale. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-BrokenSpiral- 07/04/22 10:47:00 AM #10:	Sounds pretty lightweight compared to a bunch of mythology stories. <cite>-BrokenSpiral- posted [p:966327341] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Sounds pretty lightweight compared to a bunch of mythology stories. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/04/22 10:54:32 AM #11:	Ill have to read it --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:966327460] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Ill have to read it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lennethsoki 07/04/22 10:57:35 AM #12:	Returning_CEmen posted... Ill have to read it Same! I honestly came into the topic expecting the writing to be bad or calling it full of plotholes. But if that's the worst content it has, that's... really nothing at all compared to some of the stuff you'll see in fantasy and dark fantasy literature in general, or just mythology :x --- <3 <3 I love life <3 <3 <cite>lennethsoki posted [p:966327518] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>Ill have to read it</quote> Same! I honestly came into the topic expecting the writing to be bad or calling it full of plotholes. But if that's the worst content it has, that's... really nothing at all compared to some of the stuff you'll see in fantasy and dark fantasy literature in general, or just mythology :x </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 07/04/22 11:01:13 AM #13:	The Pardoner's Tale is absolutely legit, though. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:966327586] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>The Pardoner's Tale is absolutely legit, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
insekki 07/04/22 11:10:24 AM #14:	TomClark posted... The Pardoner's Tale is absolutely legit, though. Pardoner's tale is indeed a banger, his prologue especially is great. There are a few other standouts too. Can't quite remember off the top of my head but I think the miller and knights were two of the good ones. Blue_Inigo posted... Been a while since I read the Canterbury Tales. Unfortunately I hate it because I always had to read it in Old English Not trying to be a dick but its written in Middle English. Old English is almost a different language you probably wouldn't be able to read it without studying it first. --- I work all day, and get half-drunk at night. <cite>insekki posted [p:966327742] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>TomClark posted... </cite> <quote>The Pardoner's Tale is absolutely legit, though.</quote>Pardoner's tale is indeed a banger, his prologue especially is great. There are a few other standouts too. Can't quite remember off the top of my head but I think the miller and knights were two of the good ones. Blue_Inigo posted... </cite> <quote>Been a while since I read the Canterbury Tales. Unfortunately I hate it because I always had to read it in Old English</quote>Not trying to be a dick but its written in Middle English. Old English is almost a different language you probably wouldn't be able to read it without studying it first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/04/22 11:13:58 AM #15:	My 12th Grade English teacher showed us an animated version of that story. Yeah, it was fucked up. I remember at the end when the knight and the witch were making love, and the witch wasn't even a "hot witch"; she was an ugly old hag. --- "To Republicans, life begins at conception and ends in elementary school." - GranolaPanic <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:966327815] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>My 12th Grade English teacher showed us an animated version of that story. Yeah, it was fucked up. I remember at the end when the knight and the witch were making love, and the witch wasn't even a "hot witch"; she was an ugly old hag. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mcpwnia 07/04/22 11:14:59 AM #16:	i wrote 3 different papers on the wife of bath last quarter and all i have to say is i agree --- http://i.minus.com/ieu2wE.gif http://i.imgur.com/gKHH1EP.gif http://i.imgur.com/gwbShnd.gif <cite>mcpwnia posted [p:966327837] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>i wrote 3 different papers on the wife of bath last quarter and all i have to say is i agree </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nerevar791 07/04/22 11:32:53 AM #17:	Blue_Inigo posted... Been a while since I read the Canterbury Tales. Unfortunately I hate it because I always had to read it in Old English Chaucer did not write in Old English --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Nerevar791 posted [p:966328147] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite> <quote>Been a while since I read the Canterbury Tales. Unfortunately I hate it because I always had to read it in Old English</quote>Chaucer did not write in Old English </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical rhino 07/04/22 11:35:38 AM #18:	Which is the one where the woman tricks a guy into thinking hell get to kiss her blindfolded but she makes him kiss her butthole instead? --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical rhino posted [p:966328210] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Which is the one where the woman tricks a guy into thinking hell get to kiss her blindfolded but she makes him kiss her butthole instead? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nerevar791 07/04/22 11:37:23 AM #20:	radical rhino posted... Which is the one where the woman tricks a guy into thinking hell get to kiss her blindfolded but she makes him kiss her butthole instead? Millers Tale. Greatest story in the English language --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Nerevar791 posted [p:966328248] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>radical rhino posted... </cite> <quote>Which is the one where the woman tricks a guy into thinking hell get to kiss her blindfolded but she makes him kiss her butthole instead?</quote>Millers Tale. Greatest story in the English language </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 07/04/22 11:39:55 AM #21:	radical rhino posted... Which is the one where the woman tricks a guy into thinking hell get to kiss her blindfolded but she makes him kiss her butthole instead? God, I'm jealous. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 34, 500th posts: 32; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:966328302] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>radical rhino posted... </cite> <quote>Which is the one where the woman tricks a guy into thinking hell get to kiss her blindfolded but she makes him kiss her butthole instead?</quote>God, I'm jealous. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/04/22 11:50:18 AM #22:	lennethsoki posted... Same! I honestly came into the topic expecting the writing to be bad or calling it full of plotholes. But if that's the worst content it has, that's... really nothing at all compared to some of the stuff you'll see in fantasy and dark fantasy literature in general, or just mythology :x Not "bad" as in, "Damn, that's fucked up!". I mean "bad" as in, "Damn, this is shitty writing." --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:966328529] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>lennethsoki posted... </cite> <quote>Same! I honestly came into the topic expecting the writing to be bad or calling it full of plotholes. But if that's the worst content it has, that's... really nothing at all compared to some of the stuff you'll see in fantasy and dark fantasy literature in general, or just mythology :x</quote>Not "bad" as in, "Damn, that's fucked up!". I mean "bad" as in, "Damn, this is shitty writing." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 07/04/22 11:50:20 AM #23:	Nerevar791 posted... Chaucer did not write in Old English Perhaps not, but Gufri Scohyrhta might have --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:966328530] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>Nerevar791 posted... </cite> <quote>Chaucer did not write in Old English</quote>Perhaps not, but Gufri Scohyrhta might have </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 07/04/22 12:05:07 PM #24:	I should read the Canterbury tales. I vaguely remember covering parts of it in Year 8 but nothing stuck >_> --- A shepherd dressed in his Sunday finest still reeks of lamb! <cite>teep_ posted [p:966328780] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>I should read the Canterbury tales. I vaguely remember covering parts of it in Year 8 but nothing stuck >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 07/04/22 12:11:23 PM #25:	https://youtu.be/SeQ6m9shBb8 --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:966328912] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/SeQ6m9shBb8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/04/22 12:27:35 PM #26:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://youtu.be/MBNiDwytFow?t=61 (1:01) --- "To Republicans, life begins at conception and ends in elementary school." - GranolaPanic <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:966329233] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> https://youtu.be/MBNiDwytFow?t=61 (1:01) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nerevar791 07/04/22 12:31:03 PM #27:	One of many reasons to love TNK is that Chaucer would have 100% loved his portrayal, after he got over the whole "movies" thing --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Nerevar791 posted [p:966329307] in The Wife o... [t:80081781]...</cite> <quote>One of many reasons to love TNK is that Chaucer would have 100% loved his portrayal, after he got over the whole "movies" thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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