Current Events > Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis"

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matteus70
07/10/22 8:16:49 AM
#204:


Yer a penis Harry

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Somebody should write a book that's for sure.
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Foppe
07/10/22 8:30:08 AM
#205:


Charles, get the penis out. We're being fucked.

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Derwood
07/10/22 9:29:41 AM
#206:


Questionmarktarius posted...
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the penis again

Oh, so close.

the correct answer is It puts the lotion on its penis or else it get the hose again
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gainingtheoffense
07/10/22 9:31:52 AM
#207:


"If you guys were the inventor of penis, you'd have invented penis."

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Nukazie
07/10/22 9:33:38 AM
#208:


i've been at the mercy of men just following penis, never again

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DestroyedDog
07/10/22 9:45:42 AM
#209:


This topic is gold

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Not changing this until the Vikings make it to the Super Bowl
Started 4/10/2013
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Smiffwilm
07/10/22 10:01:17 AM
#210:


YOU! ARE! A! PENlS!

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BlueBoy675
07/10/22 10:04:35 AM
#211:


Its not impossible. I used to bullseye womprats with my penis back home and theyre no bigger than 2 meters

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Hope rides alone
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Foppe
07/10/22 10:31:40 AM
#212:


DestroyedDog posted...
This topic is gold
This penis is gold.

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toreysback
07/10/22 10:33:56 AM
#213:


this topic is penis

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Debussy understood that a work of art, or any effort to create beauty
was always regarded by some people as a personal attack
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PokemonExpert44
07/10/22 11:46:27 AM
#214:


Luke, I am your penis

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I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams.
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neccis
07/10/22 1:13:34 PM
#215:


Fiddler on the Penis

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PSN: SlCCEN
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MedeaLysistrata
07/10/22 1:18:25 PM
#217:


"I was just imagining a rope around that beautiful penis."

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"Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH
[Is this live?][Joyless planet...]
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neccis
07/10/22 1:19:12 PM
#218:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


"I drink your penis!
I drink it up! Shluuuurp."

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PSN: SlCCEN
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Slayer_22
07/10/22 1:19:29 PM
#219:


"You never go full penis."

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PokemonExpert44
07/10/22 1:19:58 PM
#220:


Welcome to penis

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I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams.
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toreysback
07/10/22 1:21:06 PM
#222:


"if i were a penis man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
all day long i'd peena peena round
if i were a penis man"

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TomClark
07/10/22 1:22:17 PM
#223:


Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my penis.

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FunkyCat
07/10/22 1:40:56 PM
#224:


Here's looking at penis, kid.

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PokemonExpert44
07/10/22 2:01:15 PM
#225:


If you build it, penis will come

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I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams.
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Sariana21
07/10/22 3:10:35 PM
#226:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
If you build it, penis will come
If you build penis, it will come.

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Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers
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aurlen
07/10/22 3:17:43 PM
#227:


"Where are you going?"

"For a penis."
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FunkyCat
07/10/22 3:18:11 PM
#228:


Anyone who believes what a penis tells him deserves all he gets

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Derwood
07/10/22 3:25:03 PM
#230:


Alright, Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my penis
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bigtiggie23
07/10/22 5:03:28 PM
#231:


Penis hard, penis fast, no mercy sir!

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thekosmicfool
07/10/22 5:14:24 PM
#232:


I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think of penis and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street.

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Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere.
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Derwood
07/10/22 5:15:44 PM
#233:


Sweep the penis, Johnny!
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Unsuprised_Pika
07/10/22 5:21:59 PM
#234:


You'll get your penis when you fix this damn door!

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Derwood
07/10/22 6:11:20 PM
#235:


Buckly your seatbelt, this is going to be a bumpy penis
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aurlen
07/10/22 6:25:26 PM
#236:


No no- this sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear penis to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.
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MedeaLysistrata
07/10/22 6:46:49 PM
#237:


SoIidLegacy posted...
"Oh I'm sorry, did break your penis?"
"We're gonna hit him where it hurts. Travis: In his dick? Dwayne: No, in his pussy."

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"Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH
[Is this live?][Joyless planet...]
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KaZooo
07/10/22 7:13:59 PM
#238:


It doesn't matter if you penis by an inch or a mile. Penis is penis.

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Competing every night, both ends, shoot inside/outside, fast break, transition, Monta Ellis have it all
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FortuneCookie
07/10/22 7:32:12 PM
#239:


Leave the penis, take the cannoli.
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Derwood
07/10/22 8:48:45 PM
#240:


Round up the usual penises
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EyeWontBeFooled
07/10/22 8:52:40 PM
#242:


You are a sad, strange little penis.

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You really think this is a sig you're reading?
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bigtiggie23
07/10/22 9:17:07 PM
#243:


Ha ha! I threw that penis before I entered the room!

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Sayoria
07/10/22 9:25:11 PM
#244:


Nobody Expects the Spanish Penis

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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 9:25:38 PM
#245:


You are part of the rebel alliance and a penis.. Take her away

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Water+Fall=Radiation.
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Nukazie
07/11/22 4:04:17 AM
#246:


Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen. I offered you penis, and you spat in my face.

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Mistere_Man
07/11/22 8:13:53 AM
#247:


Only a Penis deals in absolutes.

I made you a hero, you did the penis thing all by yourself

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Water+Fall=Radiation.
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PokemonExpert44
07/11/22 8:21:35 AM
#248:


Say hello to my little penis

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I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams.
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Mistere_Man
07/11/22 8:39:58 AM
#250:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://youtu.be/a6h8IvTzuaw?t=12

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' penis beams attached to their heads!

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aurlen
07/11/22 9:09:42 AM
#251:


Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a penis?!
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Nukazie
07/11/22 9:34:07 AM
#253:


you could not live with your own penis, where did that bring you? back to me

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